Funniest 5 Words from the losing team you've ever heard
Mine: Oh shit that was ranked?
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Top laner came in after 15 minutes
"Sorry, cat was on fire"
18 minute enemy nexus blow up.
"that was a close game."
"report tryndamere for hacking, i hit him like 5 times at 1 hp and he didnt die"
70 minute ranked game that was back and forth the entire game
" easiest game of my life" 3/17 tryndamere
Other team had "Definitely Not Udyr" he started saying "First time Teemo jungle" and at the very end "I was Udyr all along"
"Report Annie for hacking, she's farming without using mana."
Report riven, didnt roll face
"fucking tank one shot me"
i was playing 
You freaking suck at farming.
I grew up in a city....
Mine is 6 words
them "F*** you Leblanc" Me: "HEY I'M CARRYING WHERE IS MY HATE!" Them: "F*** You Udyr"
Welcome to mundos shose shop
"We threw on purpose, noobs"
No, they were just bad. Lol
"Report Sona. Didn't say anything"
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"So guys, did we win?"
"You all can surrender now." - Said one opponent just as my team destroyed his nexus.
This one isn't technically 5 words, but it's worth mentioning...
My team of five went into a blind-pick normal game with the specific intention of playing Touchdown. For those that don't know, that's where you try to get executed by the enemy team's base/fountain laser. Each execution is one point. Whoever has the most points at the end of the game wins. You can either try to get the other team to play along, or just leave them completely confused about what is going on. In this case, we didn't tell the enemy team. We ended up losing that game 1 to 32. The one enemy kill came accidentally, though I don't remember specific circumstances. At the end of the game one guy on my team said: "Sorry you guys lost so hard."
"Kennen is a great ADC!"
Yup, that's why you totally carried that game huh?
me:
"my steel beams were melted"
Full enemy team. No Teemo players.
"teemo afk, report pls gg"
our jungler came in after 15 minutes, "no worries, they probably still think im jungling". i wasn't even mad lol. kinda made my day.
"Atleast we have our personalities"
Enemy Team: I'm too high/drunk for this.
"Oh well, time for hentai."
"Report Bard. hacking in mana."
"Let's be real, we lost"
" /all report my entire team. Toxic"
HAS KILLED 
SORAKA TAKES NO SKILL OMG