Funniest 5 Words from the losing team you've ever heard

Z Statistic·May 18, 2015·69 votes·5,903 views

Mine: Oh shit that was ranked?

112 Comments

dabs 4 jezusMay 18, 201595 votes

Top laner came in after 15 minutes

"Sorry, cat was on fire"

T RexHasTinyArmsMay 18, 201513 votes

Seriously how is this not the top one. It's actually 5 words and involves a cat being on fire. Cats are like the teemos of real life.

Edit: YAY, it has passed the 18 minute comment for up votes. God does exist. :D

IcyPepperMay 19, 201520 votes

Except cats are actually cute.

T RexHasTinyArmsMay 19, 20152 votes

Dirty dirty social work major...... (seriously for some reason all social work majors I've met have/love cats, it's why you know psychology is the better pseudo science, they're dog people)

IcyPepperMay 19, 201511 votes

Hey now, I never said dogs aren't cute. :( I love dogs and cats.

Though I'm in college for civil engineering, so I'm not sure where I'd fall in that spectrum. Engineering is science and match stuff, so... can I have a dog AND cat?

The EllimiistMay 19, 20155 votes

pseudo scientist have to choose. real scientist get both.

Rew711May 19, 20152 votes

I love cats, dogs, mice, hamsters, lizards, baby alligators, wolves, bears, tigers, lions, hawks, gorillas, monkeys, hermit crabs, coyotes, foxes, dolphins, killer whales, baby sharks, bats, turtles, and panthers.

I have arachnophobia so a big NO to spiders. Snakes are also in there, in my "I wish they were just friendly dragons that loved us and didn't want to poison or constrict us but would rather get it over with quickly with raging fire" kind of insight.

Angry MonsterMay 18, 201557 votes

18 minute enemy nexus blow up.

"that was a close game."

StealthWardenMay 18, 201539 votes

"report tryndamere for hacking, i hit him like 5 times at 1 hp and he didnt die"

T RexHasTinyArmsMay 18, 20154 votes

Not 5 words :P

StealthWardenMay 19, 20152 votes

my bad

TritanMay 18, 201536 votes

70 minute ranked game that was back and forth the entire game

" easiest game of my life" 3/17 tryndamere

NazZomLordMay 19, 201533 votes

Other team had "Definitely Not Udyr" he started saying "First time Teemo jungle" and at the very end "I was Udyr all along"

RasCaelestisMay 19, 20153 votes

I used to do that a lot as "Definitely Not Blitzcrank." It's fun, especially when the enemy team responds. :D

Clockwork MadokaMay 19, 20153 votes

I admit it, i laughed.

MemejerdomoMay 18, 201527 votes

"Report Annie for hacking, she's farming without using mana."

ShaftyMegeeMay 18, 20152 votes

Happens too often...... :(.

Ariel the CruelMay 19, 20153 votes

Lissandra They Zed must Quinn love Vladimir me.

SirsirMay 18, 201517 votes

Report riven, didnt roll face

Chaotic ReksMay 18, 201516 votes

"fucking tank one shot me" i was playing Shen

Hello I am BirdMay 18, 20153 votes

Vladimir , Garen , Blitzcrank , Mordekaiser , Sejuani

Virgin RayMay 19, 201516 votes

Karthus You freaking suck at farming. Jayce I grew up in a city....

Skilled TheoryMay 18, 201515 votes

Welcome to mundos shose shop

PæanMay 18, 201515 votes

"We threw on purpose, noobs"

No, they were just bad. Lol

BeertasterMay 18, 201515 votes

Mine is 6 words

them "F*** you Leblanc" Me: "HEY I'M CARRYING WHERE IS MY HATE!" Them: "F*** You Udyr"

XavkulMay 18, 20152 votes

very kind of them to include you

Ariel the CruelMay 19, 20152 votes

Braum I helped too! Team: Report Braum, feeding.

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EasterGooseMay 19, 20158 votes

"Report Sona. Didn't say anything" .................. ........ .... item 3070 Sona

KeevalroyMay 18, 20157 votes

"Kennen is a great ADC!"

Yup, that's why you totally carried that game huh?

blueberrypancakeMay 18, 20155 votes

Back in Season 3 Kennen ADC was meta... ;(

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Edit: Genja was the one who developed the ADC Kennen meta in EU

Hello I am BirdMay 18, 20153 votes

Then the Meta was shit.

EDIT: Kappa -_-

IcyPepperMay 19, 20155 votes

Not when it was meta.

Meta is meta, and meta shifts. The meta from back then would be shit now, because of the fluidity of it all. Today's meta might be shit in a year, for all we know.

Don't be so close-minded.

Hello I am BirdMay 19, 20153 votes

I'm sorry, I forgot my obligatory "Kappa" mb. I think Kennen is a great champ, and I could totally see him ADCing in a different meta. He makes for an amazing top laner with his poke, energy, ect. A practically resourceless marksman... Egh... I didn't mean to offend anyone, and being part of the game since mid-season 4, I still have a lot to learn. :p

IcyPepperMay 19, 20153 votes

facepalms

UGH. This is why I hate text. You forget one kappa and you look... you know what I mean. I do it all the time.

Truce?

Hello I am BirdMay 19, 20154 votes

You know it <3 Here, have a cookie item 2054 TO KENNEN (I guess :/) item 3174

IcyPepperMay 19, 20153 votes

TO KENNEN! item 3028

Curling VeigarMay 18, 20157 votes

me:

"my steel beams were melted"

Focus TeemoMay 18, 20153 votes

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me:

"my steel beams were melted"

But Jet fuel can't melt steel beams!

RasCaelestisMay 19, 20157 votes

"So guys, did we win?"
"You all can surrender now." - Said one opponent just as my team destroyed his nexus.

This one isn't technically 5 words, but it's worth mentioning...
My team of five went into a blind-pick normal game with the specific intention of playing Touchdown. For those that don't know, that's where you try to get executed by the enemy team's base/fountain laser. Each execution is one point. Whoever has the most points at the end of the game wins. You can either try to get the other team to play along, or just leave them completely confused about what is going on. In this case, we didn't tell the enemy team. We ended up losing that game 1 to 32. The one enemy kill came accidentally, though I don't remember specific circumstances. At the end of the game one guy on my team said: "Sorry you guys lost so hard."