I am a scripter, confirmed.

So I was playing a game earlier today. I did alright early, mostly just getting hard carried by the support. In midgame, I tried to push mid, but the enemy TF wasn't leaving. He was throwing out his skillshot to clear, and let me tell you. He had the bronzest aim ever. I didn't even try to sidestep, the cards weren't even close to me. We lose a couple fights, then I flash away from the lucian that insta targets me, we ace them and go to end the game.

YEAH TEAM DON'T FOCUS THE SCRIPTING JINX GREAT JOB report tf spammed scripting all game ? lol CLEARLY SCRIPTING THE ENTIRE GAME

[Victory!] [Post-game Chat]

SUCH OBVIOUS SCRIPTS thanks tf, I'm honored I RECORDED THE WHOLE GAME YOU'RE GONNA GET BANNED REPORTED

So there you have it. There's just no way my silver level adc mechanix could dodge his impeccable skillshots. I'm a scripter, I admit it. I accept the ben hammer.

It's rare for me to get such joy at other peoples' salt.