Played a Game Drunk
I recently got drunk and decided to play League-- not Ranked, because I'm not a complete asshole. But that said, I intentionally picked Ezreal to see how many skills I'd miss.
None. At least, not any more than the usual 2-3 Qs and longshot ult.
Point is, people who feed out their ass and say it's because the're intoxicated are just bad players in the first place. The alcohol only makes them slightly worse. They were in a state of mind to log in, after all.