Report Me For Wha?

Seriously, people will report you for ANYTHING!

And they'll beg enemies to report you for no reason.

Case in point, a game in which no one managed a single kill aside from our carry because he received assistance from me and our support. I, of course, muted everyone from game start because it's the only way I can play this game without all the bullshit that players type into chat rather than paying attention to themselves and their actions.

We surrender. And then, suddenly, my top lane requests everyone to report me. One of our enemies says they will if our top agrees to report their top lane in return.

What the actual fuck?

No one on our team did well. I didn't even do decent. I pointed no fingers, I blamed no one, and the only time I entered anything into chat was our failed attempt at a team fight in which we all ulted on enemies under our turret and killed no one. I said "no damage, no objectives". Our mid fed harder than anyone on our team and yet, the blame is mine? All because I opt out of chatting as is my right as a player? All because when I need whatever exp and gold I can get in a crisis situation, I'm blamed for stealing CS? (btw, I took no lane cs, just jungle camps. But, apparently, that's stealing CS?)