Yesterday i flamed the potatos out of my jungler.

Wife In Lantern·9/14/2019, 4:01:44 AM·1 votes·1,685 views

Yesterday i was playing a game in a diamond 3 solo q game and i decided to flame my jungler. Lol now before i get the riot specialists like the djinn here criticizing me for flaming regardless of circumstances i'd like to say that i am not a habitually toxic player and i'm actually relatively friendly in 90% of my games.

but this game man i really hated this player. Maybe it's because of my bias as a jungle player that i place certain "standards" on junglers of my elo to be able to know what they're doing.

Yes, yes i know that flaming is bad regardless of circumstances but sometimes it just gets really hard to watch a "bad player" you know? By bad player i don't mean they feed their lane or make a mechanical mistake like fail a flash over the wall. When i see this i just think that it's a bad game and every player is bound to get some of those. But this jarvan, man he made me flame so hard that i'm here on the boards to flame more about this game.

SO THIS JARVAN. Let's start with champ select, right from the beginning of the game i had a bad vibe from this guy as he wasn't a jungle main and refused to communicate both bot and mid asked if he wanted swap ( as they were jungle mains ) He doesn't say anything and locks in jarvan so we assume he knows what he's doing. Fast forward into the game. I burn both kayle's flash and her teleport at level 3 and get a solo kill onto her while jarvan FULL CLEARS HIS JUNGLE (who the fuck does that on jarvan) he then proceeds to run bot and try and dive the support under the turret only to miss his e q and die. Whatever. it's annoying but im not tilted at him, i just think it's unlucky. Knowing that Jarvan is going to be topside now to clear his krugs again, i set up an extremely punishing wave against kayle and make every circumstance right for jarvan to come top, e q under the turret to dive kayle and get out. ( i placed a pink ward in the bush, chunked kayle to below 40% health, was 2 levels above her with level 6 while she was level 4, and had a huge minion wave with at least 15+ minions crashing to her turret while she was sitting there with NO SUMMONER SPELLS. So i ping jarvan and tell him to come top BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT I EXPECT PLAYERS ON MY ELO TO AT LEAST KNOW WHAT TO DO AS A JUNGLER. This man fucking walks his fat ass over to his krugs, clears it and then says "do you see my health" (he was at 50% health) and proceeds to walk towards his raptors. I was getting tilted at this point but i keep it to myself and just dive kayle by myself under the turret, i solo kill her and was going to get away but then their jungle shows up and gets a return kill on me. MEANWHILE bot lane has died twice from both the adc and the support and jarvan runs bot lane again and ints 1v2 AGAIN. (at this point now i'm thoroughly tilted) i continue with the game and get 2 more solo kills before i get a barrage of 4 man ganks toplane along with a rift herald from their jungler. At this point their kayle starts talking shit in all chat and TRIES TO TEACH ME HOW TO PLAY AATROX LOL WHEN I SOLO KILLED HIS ASS 3 TIMES. (mental going boom now) their jungler has secured the rift herald, 3 infernals and 2 turrets in the bot lane the entire time while jarvan was in the jungle. (WHAT IN THE FUCK?) the most funny thing is jarvan starts calling for reports on the bot lane for feeding when he's doing equally bad kda wise but 100x worse macro play and brain cell wise. At this point i'm just thoroughly done with the game, i probably gained a few white hairs playing with this jarvan but its alright i just wanted to leave and he won't even agree to the surrender vote. Below is all the chat logs to what i've said in the game. but the thing that bothers me the most is WHY IS A PLAYER LIKE THIS ALLOWED TO BE IN MY GAME AND RUN AROUND LIKE THIS while im the one getting punished for not being able to handle his lack of brain cells? I'm not even mad at him for feeding, i'm just mad because he's a total r%%%%%. As i'm not a habitually toxic player i only received a chat resstriction but even then i think it's unreasonable that jarvan can get off scotch for while i get hit with this. Game 1 In-Game Wife In Lantern: yo Wife In Lantern: i was baiting Wife In Lantern: top no f btw Wife In Lantern: 0 mobility Wife In Lantern: jarvan? Wife In Lantern: why tf didn you dive top Wife In Lantern: she was half health Wife In Lantern: level 4 Wife In Lantern: i could have tanked Wife In Lantern: you just needed to land eq Wife In Lantern: idk why jarvan Wife In Lantern: is not fucking focusing my lane Wife In Lantern: instead hes playing botisde Wife In Lantern: like a fucking r%%%%% Wife In Lantern: literally if i was palying jg for myself Wife In Lantern: this kayle would be 0/7 by now Wife In Lantern: LOL Wife In Lantern: j4 just stfu Wife In Lantern: you are the most boosted player here Wife In Lantern: fucking ff Wife In Lantern: this autofilled piece of shit Wife In Lantern: this j4 doesn't know how to gank, what lanes to focus, how to pressure the map Wife In Lantern: and picks j4 BUT FARMS Wife In Lantern: ?????? Wife In Lantern: f Wife In Lantern: we can't win Wife In Lantern: with this plyer Wife In Lantern: on our team Wife In Lantern: i don't Wife In Lantern: you Wife In Lantern: are so lucky Wife In Lantern: i have a vegetable Wife In Lantern: in the jg Wife In Lantern: lol Wife In Lantern: just ff Wife In Lantern: dumpsterfire Wife In Lantern: lose brain cells watching this guys play Wife In Lantern: they have 3 infernals Wife In Lantern: we have 0 objective control Wife In Lantern: no i get a jungler Wife In Lantern: if he came top lane to dive you at level 4 like a normal jungler Wife In Lantern: you'd be 0/10 by no Wife In Lantern: you're actually delusional

10 Comments

Zardo9/14/2019, 4:22:53 AM6 votes

I mean yeah, people have rough games. You yourself went 1/14 and 3/17 recently. Just take some deep breaths, sit back, and play the game! It's not worth getting that upset about it.

Tailypo9/14/2019, 4:45:57 AM1 votes

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Jesi Oni9/14/2019, 6:20:53 AM1 votes

I had one game like that as well... It was fun because both me and my non-duo support both ended with something like 0/10 and instead of flaming each other we flamed our jungler fully supporing each other and traded gg at the end 🤣

Ezreal + Morgana vs Lee Sin 😜

My poor honor 😅