League of Legends Champ Select Gone Wild!

Sylas Dr3gb0urn3·9/20/2016, 1:17:17 PM·1 votes·572 views

Too many times I am seeing we need Champ select Report options.

Sona STOP PASSING THE BUCK! TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN GAME AND MATCHES! Leona LIFE IS GONNA HAPPEN WHETHER YOU WANT IT TO OR NOT! DON'T RELY ON THE LAW TO PROTECT YOU IF YOU WON'T EMBODY THE LAW. CARPE DIEM! Amumu DONT MAKE AN ENEMY OUT OF YOUR ALLY. Caitlyn KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER.

Let's say hypothetically it's late and you don't want to stay up all night, You've got a thousand things to do in the morning. You join Draft Queue in Norms, You picked Mid and Auto-fill and champ select gives you Jungle. Mid and ADC are having an off topic conversation and TOP is spamming annoyingly so whatever HIS interests are and with some super human speed at that and you just barely see the Support saying 'i go jng'.

Like WOW! OMG. I JUST GOT HIT WITH LIFE! WHAT DO I DO?

The options you have are the options you pretty much always have in a League of Legends Champ Select gone bad: Carpe Diem!

A.) You can allow them to have the role/take theirs. Carpe Diem!

a.) You can allow them to have the role/take theirs. From here, you can be happy with the support role and do your best, showing your support to him, by encouraging him as an ally player in the jungle, and being the best support you can be because after all, you did auto-fill to begin with. Carpe Diem!

b.) You can allow them to have the role/take theirs. From here, you can be happy with the support role and do your best, showing your support to him, by encouraging him as an ally player in the jungle, by being the best support you can be and if it was really that big of a deal to you, even though you auto-filled to begin with, you may report him after, in the Unsportsmanlike category. When you do this, be sure to leave a note in the provided detailed section, of how the player was being Unsportsmanlike in champ select and how it affected your experience. Carpe Diem!

c.) You can allow them to have the role/take theirs. From here, you can be unhappy with the support role, and troll and report him after. By doing this you become part of the problem, and are subject to being reported as well. When you do this, be sure to leave a note in the provided detailed section, of how the player was being Unsportsmanlike in champ select and how it affected your experience. Carpe Diem!

B.) You can duo jungle, taking smite as well. Carpe Diem!

a.) You can duo jungle, taking smite as well. From here you can be happy with the duo jungle jungle role that you have now been provided and chose to take, and if he is from champ select on out sportsmanlike, you can work on opposite sides of the jungle and work together to make it work. Carpe Diem!

b.) You can duo jungle, taking smite as well. From here you can be happy with the duo jungle jungle role that you have now been provided and chose to take, and if he is from champ select on out Unsportsmanlike, you can work on opposite sides of the jungle and try to make it work. Carpe Diem!

1.) You can duo jungle, taking smite as well. From here you can be happy with the duo jungle jungle role that you have now been provided and chose to take, and if he is from champ select on out Unsportsmanlike, you can work on opposite sides of the jungle and try to make it work. From here, you can choose to report him under the Unsportsmanlike category. When you do this, be sure to leave a note in the provided detailed section, of how the player was being Unsportsmanlike in champ select, and how he was further Unsportsmanlike In-Game and how it affected your experience. Carpe Diem!

2.) You can duo jungle, taking smite as well. From here you can be happy with the duo jungle jungle role that you have now been provided and chose to take, and if he is from champ select on out Unsportsmanlike, you can work on opposite sides of the jungle and try to make it work. From here, you can choose to take some responsibility for the match, since you did in fact choose auto-fill and also chose to duo-jungle, and not report him. Carpe Diem!

c.) You can duo jungle, taking smite as well. From here you can be happy with the duo jungle jungle role that you have now been provided and chose to take, and you can try to out-smite him. Carpe Diem!

1.) You can duo jungle, taking smite as well. From here you can be happy with the duo jungle jungle role that you have now been provided and chose to take, and you can try to out-smite him. This is going to frustrate him or another ally. From this point, you can choose to Be sportsmanlike and happy with the practice of trying to out-smite a troll. Carpe Diem!

A1.) You can duo jungle, taking smite as well. From here you can be happy with the duo jungle jungle role that you have now been provided and chose to take, and you can try to out-smite him. This is going to frustrate him or another ally. From this point, you can choose to Be sportsmanlike and happy with the practice of trying to out-smite a troll. From this point, you can choose to report him after the match under the Unsportsmanlike section. When you do this, be sure to leave a note in the provided detailed section, of how the player was being Unsportsmanlike in champ select and how it affected your experience. Carpe Diem!

A2.) You can duo jungle, taking smite as well. From here you can be happy with the duo jungle jungle role that you have now been provided and chose to take, and you can try to out-smite him. This is going to frustrate him or another ally, as one or both of you are going to fall behind. From this point, you can choose to Be sportsmanlike and happy with the practice of trying to out-smite a troll. From this point, you can choose to take some responsibility for the match, since you did in fact choose auto-fill and also chose to duo-jungle, and also chose to try to out-smite a troll, and not report him. Carpe Diem!

d.) You can duo jungle, taking smite as well. From here you can be unhappy with the duo jungle jungle role that you have now been provided and chose to take, and you can troll the duo jungle role and report him after. By doing this you become part of the problem and are subject to being reported as well. When you do this, be sure to leave a note in the provided detailed section, of how the player was being Unsportsmanlike in champ select and how it affected your experience. Carpe Diem!

C.) You can dodge, reporting no one, he will go on to do the same thing to the next group of individuals, because he will learn nothing, and the people who are queued with him they may choose a negative response instead of a positive one, and you have become part of the problem, by passing the buck, and not the solution, but are not subject to being reported, as passing the buck is not a reportable offense. If you are a strong enough individual to withstand his Unsportsmanlike behavior, and can choose a positive reaction to the situation instead of a negative one, I don't recommend taking this option, if you are truly wanting to help end Unsportsmanlike behavior, because passing the buck, is part of the problem, not part of the solution. If you aren't a strong enough individual to withstand his Unsportsmanlike behavior, I STRONGLY recommend that you take this option and if this is your first dodge, you can re-queue in 5 minutes, so step away from the computer for a minute or find something else to do on your computer in the meantime, maybe join the boards and post this threads like this one to seek help or read up on your lore. Carpe Diem!

D.) You can give him the jungle role, and if you are truly unhappy about being support, you can ask politely if any of the other 3 players remaining would exchange roles with you. Carpe Diem!


An angry student walks up to his teacher, in class and challenges him to a duel. Shouting insults, "You're an old fool! You have no strength left! I will strike you down in one blow." But the teacher ignored him, and continued with his lesson, and when class was over the student left defeated and deflated with nothing. Another student approached the teacher when all the other students were gone and said, "Teacher, why did you not take his challenge, why did you let him insult you?"

The teacher responded, "If someone brings you a gift and you do not take it, To whom does it belong?" The student thought about it, and replied, "It belongs to the one who offered it." The teacher said, "It is the same with envy and insults: If you refuse to accept them, they belong to the one who offered them."

Don't accept the toxic remarks other summoners make. Do not even respond to them. Anything offered and rejected, belongs to the person offering it.

You have NO power over others actions. Only power over how you react to them. If you ignore and do not respond to their words or actions then in the end, they are calling THEMSELVES those words and Only creating their OWN negative environment. While it may be hurtful to HEAR, or SEE, you can remove the power from the words TOWARDS yourself and give it back to them. The old "I'm Rubber you're glue", that you all heard in elementary school was taught to you for a reason. That reason, is because it really does have power. It is the power of your own mind.

DON'T RELY ON THE LAW TO PROTECT YOU, IF YOU WONT EMBODY THE LAW! IF YOU WOULD SHINE LIKE THE SUN, FIRST YOU MUST BURN LIKE ONE. Leona If all else fail, don't forget the mute option. DON'T PASS THE BUCK!Sona KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER. That's why good-natured trash talking in /all chat is so much fun.[slayer-jinx-catface] Go ahead, Run! I'll give you a 5 minute head start! Caitlyn BUT DON'T FORGET TO KEEP YOUR FRIENDS YOUR FRIENDS, DON'T MAKE AN ENEMY OUT OF AN ALLY. Solitude can be lonlier than death!Amumu

2 Comments

BIackfox9/20/2016, 7:14:49 PM4 votes

where are the nude chicks? I thought you said gone wild

Telephone Booth9/21/2016, 1:52:41 AM1 votes

Holy redundancy! I couldn't get past A) a, b and c. TL;DR