The one thing that backfires 300% of the time:

The Ecdysiast··3 votes·406 views

Never, EVER say "gg" before the enemy nexus has been destroyed.

9 times out of 3, you will lose that game.

Why? Because you have told the universe, Aurelion Sol, Bard, Kindred, and even Nagakabouros that you consider this game over. The cosmic powers will then twist the strings of fate so that you cannot possibly win that match in this dimension, and even 2 other dimensions where alternate versions of you didn't even say gg.

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mosaickle1 votes

Or rush ranked once you hit level 30.

The Ecdysiast1 votes

Eh, that's got more to do with Riot's quarter-assed (not even half an ass) tutorial and horrible decision to halve the XP requirement for max level.

SecondAirbane1 votes

i mean it helps people level new accounts quicker this is especially good for smurfs

The Ecdysiast2 votes

Yeah, but smurfs are bad for the community in general. There's unarguably nothing worse for a gaming community than players getting matched where they don't belong. Be it silver-level players whose diamond friends boosted them to plat or those very diamond friends being on smurf accounts to boost their friends in the first place, it breaks the game for everyone else.

Telephone Booth1 votes

9 times out of 3? 300% of the time? This doesn't even make sense.

cuddlykitten41 votes

9 is 3 times greater than 3. If 3 to 3 is 100%, then 9 to 3 is 300%. For example, you buy something for 5 dollars and then sell it for 10 dollars, you have made 200% profit.

The Ecdysiast1 votes

This is why we need a good tutorial. Some people can't even math.

I bet this guy can't fathom Katarina's ultimate scaling.

Squiter1 votes

Some may even never know she has AD scaling. or even close to a 1.0 scale on her E.

Hexs Fortune1 votes

Because you have told the universe, Aurelion Sol, Bard, Kindred, and even Nagakabouros that you consider this game over.

I chuckled

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