Was this really worthy of 10-game chat ban?
Game 1 Radiant Wukong: Can your oranges free you from Malz suppression? Radiant Wukong: hahahahahaa Radiant Wukong: fuck Panthoen Radiant Wukong: Corruption potion and Q spam! Radiant Wukong: that shit is cheap af! Radiant Wukong: this fucking Elise Radiant Wukong: Are you fucking serious? Radiant Wukong: Are you going to fucking gank this Pantheon/Amumu duo top or not? Radiant Wukong: I only have so many wards. Radiant Wukong: Still waiting for that fucking gank! Been sitting under my turret for 3 minutes with Amumu and Pantheon just chipping away, you plan on making an appearance or... Radiant Wukong: This noob is just going to let them siege my turret lol Radiant Wukong: Malz top twice, Amumu top twice, Elise/GP top 0 while I've been sitting at my own fucking turret this whole time Radiant Wukong: YES I'M HAPPY! Radiant Wukong: that's all I asked for, 1 fucking gank but you wait until tower is gone Radiant Wukong: after my 70th ping? Radiant Wukong: Don't blame me when Pantheon starts getting pentakills. Radiant Wukong: Why is Pantheon 1 shotting me? Radiant Wukong: Then you'll blame me lmfao Radiant Wukong: I hate dying as Wukong Radiant Wukong: then who's fault is it? Radiant Wukong: You only get 2 wards at a time early game Radiant Wukong: THEY EXPIRE FASTER THAN THEY CD! Radiant Wukong: Amumu top for the 5th time, has anybody seen Elise in their lane? Radiant Wukong: JUST FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT AMUMU! CLEARLY THERE ARE WARDS AND I'M UNDER MY FUCKING TURRET!!!!!!! TF ELSE YOU WANT ME TO DO! I ONLY HAVE SO MANY OPTIONS! Radiant Wukong: Amumu and Malzhar been top more than than they've been jg/mid Radiant Wukong: Notice I still have more farm than Pantheon and I've killed him 1v1 everytime? Radiant Wukong: coming from the guy rushing Arpen lol Radiant Wukong: literally everybody on your team except Xayah has been top 3 times minimum to help you deal with me while my team can't take open turrets with no champions defending them lol Radiant Wukong: IF your whole team is top, why isn't your mid/bot tower gone yet? Radiant Wukong: everybody except Xayah is top Radiant Wukong: Elise, can you tell me where Amumu is... he's standing in front of me again, right? You do see that, right? Radiant Wukong: my team is catching on, see what happens when you all gang up top, had my team did that shit from the start we'd have won already Radiant Wukong: If I suck, stop sending 4 champs at a time top to kill me lol Radiant Wukong: that'd be nice Radiant Wukong: literally Malzahar/Amumu both got an assist for that kill lmfao Radiant Wukong: I knew I should have instant cloaked after my dive. Radiant Wukong: he has no ult, dive him Radiant Wukong: all Cait had to do was ult lol Radiant Wukong: I didn't need help laning, I needed you guys to not feed your lane! I can only save your ass with TP once every 5 minutes! Radiant Wukong: gg
Game 2 Radiant Wukong: I'm going titanic tank Radiant Wukong: they're taking your red Radiant Wukong: I wonder the same thing lol Radiant Wukong: Good bye to my 11 win streak lol Radiant Wukong: Are you fucking serious Talon? Radiant Wukong: How are you losing to Malzahar as Talon? Radiant Wukong: and you only have 20 farm Radiant Wukong: lmao Radiant Wukong: bye bye top turret Radiant Wukong: Check my match history, I've played agianst Malzhar 4 times as Talon and carried all 4 games Radiant Wukong: max W, rush hexdrinker + tiamat Radiant Wukong: easily Radiant Wukong: stop letting him roam! Radiant Wukong: thx for double kill, annoying asses Radiant Wukong: This fucking Talon is letting Malzahar fucking roam too much! Radiant Wukong: fuck a ping, kill him! Radiant Wukong: No, don't report Talon, he's not doing it intentionally... unfortunately, that's the sad part about it Radiant Wukong: Loses lane to Malzahar as Talon lol Radiant Wukong: goes death dance instead of rushing hexdrinker Radiant Wukong: Why does everybody in this elo fucking rush DD? THAT'S NOT A FUCKING FIRST ITEM! TF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! You don't even need one of those in this match up! Radiant Wukong: MALZ IS A FUCKING DPS CHAMPION! YOU'RE NOT BEING BURSTED! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? Radiant Wukong: You don't counter him, Talon is my secondary main, check my match history Radiant Wukong: Malz is trash against Talon. Radiant Wukong: you don't Radiant Wukong: I'm not standing still, I'm typing between movement Radiant Wukong: YOU LOST TO MALZ Radiant Wukong: this is your fault Radiant Wukong: and you let him freely roam Radiant Wukong: I'm bad? Radiant Wukong: The only person doing better than me is fucking Malzhar Radiant Wukong: honor Talon for losing to Malz Radiant Wukong: lmfao Radiant Wukong: never thought I'd see that day Radiant Wukong: I've never lost to Malz Radiant Wukong: ggwp all except Talon lol
Game 3 Radiant Wukong: I really wish champion selection screen saved chat. Radiant Wukong: Not sure if you guys can tell by Talon not having smite, him having cleanse, his summoner spells or the fact that he just dived your team solo in your jg but he's trolling lol Radiant Wukong: They're not trolling, just not doing well. not the same. Radiant Wukong: I'm ok with them performing poorly, every game can't be great, but I'm not ok with Talon trolling! Radiant Wukong: This fucking Talon!!!! Radiant Wukong: We can win with you trolling on your 8th loss in a row from all negative games? Radiant Wukong: This is clearly what you do. Radiant Wukong: Why do you even play this game if you just troll? Radiant Wukong: You've literally went all deaths with like 1 or 2 kills in your past 10 games Radiant Wukong: I've never seen a better example of inting lol Radiant Wukong: Screw your reverse psychologoy Radiant Wukong: how tf can we get dragon when their whole team is alive, they're all fed because of you and you don't have smite? Radiant Wukong: stay away from mid please!! Radiant Wukong: Well... I would say GG, but I guess when you're on a 11 win streak, you get matched with these type of people Radiant Wukong: The other lanes are only doing bad because you fed them Radiant Wukong: That instant ult everytime I dive Radiant Wukong: I know your CDR, it's cool bro ;) Radiant Wukong: Talon is the only reason you could afford those items anyway Radiant Wukong: gg Radiant Wukong: fucking wow!!! Radiant Wukong: Talon said no to vote hahaha Radiant Wukong: I hate being hostage in games like this Radiant Wukong: You're 0/10 troll! Radiant Wukong: I just wanted a triple before it ended Radiant Wukong: You all had less than 200 health, but thx to Talon you're all overleveled Radiant Wukong: gg, sucks my streak had to end like this
sitting in your lane for 3 whole minutes and able to take your turret and recall before anybody shows up to help? I think we did kill the Malz though.