Most Noob Thing You have Ever Heard

I WAS IN ALPHA!!!!!!!!!

lol, but srsy. "How did you see me, I used ghost?"

The meta favors adcs

"Wards don't do damage." - a Rengar who had died something like 15 times

Tfw you read

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Whats the most noob thing you have ever heard in game from a teammate?

For me

Azir: "No fair my AP doesn't work"

Tfw you read what that Azir said and get flashbacks to when you first played LoL and built TF ad because you didn't know what the heck AP even did.

Im leblanc and my enemy is yasuo omg you hop around so much

one of my friends was trying to kill a and he thought it was their master yi and just kept saying "Omg this master YI will not die!!!" he thought it was project yi XD

Friend: their top is ? I'll go with to counter. ... locks in All: You were serious!?

-next game- Friend: Their junglar is ? I'll go , noc cant see me when he uses ult. Support: yo someone switch with me.

OP, Broken, Outplay, and Counterplay.

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One time I was going adc with a Sona support. She kept attacking the minions and it was messing up my cs, so I kindly asked her to stop since I really need the cs and gold. No answer, she doesn't stop. I ask her 3 times throughout the game really nicely and I get ignored. We eventually lose and the enemy adc is ahead in cs the entire time.

At the end of the game she says she muted me because I was "complaining" about money and "money doesn't mean everything" and she thought it was annoying. Worst support I've ever had, didn't understand the role at all.

When our Sona took the CS from the adc and when the ADC politely asked her to stop, she replied, "I called bot, not support."

Call MIA!! How am I supposed to know I'm about to ganked if you never call MIA!!