A rather hilarious way to piss off flamers, but be unbannable as a result.

Doctor Dyment·Feb 17, 2016·15 votes·2,625 views

Be a genuinely nice person. Give encouraging advice. If they scream and curse at you or the enemy team, tell them that their actions aren't very nice and they should take other's opinions into consideration before speaking, and they should think about apologizing. I swear to god if you just want to watch some flamer blow a casket just for the hell of it give it a try. And the best part is, nobody can ban you for being a nice person. Works every time. hehehehehehehehe.

29 Comments

Troll for TrumpFeb 18, 20164 votes

Sorry, that's "passive aggressive", and reportable

BladeSteelFeb 18, 20161 votes

so being nice is passive aggressive? ;)

Troll for TrumpFeb 19, 20161 votes

Sometimes. You adding that emoticon could be sarcasm.

"Hey why don't you just go and support for us, k? ;)" "Stop taking jgl ;)" "Just stay bot and farm ;)" "I don't need to gank ;)" "Thanks for the blue ;)"

Doctor DymentFeb 19, 20161 votes

But that's the thing. I never add that. I just ask them politely to stop, and that they should consider apologizing for their hurtful words.

Troll for TrumpFeb 19, 20161 votes

Then you have done well. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for the majority of others

BladeSteelFeb 19, 20161 votes

No if you're just nice that is NOT considered to be passive aggressive. The system will not pick that up. Even if a rioter looks at it all they'll see is someone being nice and asking them to stop. That isn't a bannable offence. Make am account and do this on it. No sarcasm just being nice and asking them to apologize if they're rude and see if you get banned for being "passive aggressive"

Troll for TrumpFeb 19, 20161 votes

I didn't say being nice. I said passive-aggressive. They want to cause damage, but don't want to be picked up or punished by the system, and want to be as in the "right" as they can and put other in the "wrong"; White knights.

TNHA BaritoneFeb 17, 20163 votes

If you can't beat em', join them

Some people aren't deserving of kindess, but who am I to judge? I myself sometimes am not the nicest either. But I do try to apologize.

TrídentFeb 17, 20163 votes

usually if you say "I love you" or "will you marry me pls" they stop

;)

lolptwoFeb 17, 20164 votes

What he's saying is actually witty and constructive, what you're saying is just immature and clearly passive aggressive.

Void NargacugaFeb 17, 20163 votes

Oh gods yes... Just remember to grab the popcorn! https://i.gyazo.com/1879ddad395eac2137cba238079be701.png

DevilishMetalFeb 17, 20163 votes

I just mention that the weather is rather nice today.

Spaceman5pffFeb 18, 20161 votes

Call them a "Silly Bear" http://cdn0.dailydot.com/cache/0d/c5/0dc5b3bfb4447eecc78c13d97b16950e.jpg

shyvFeb 18, 20162 votes

my favorite way to piss off salty people is just by constantly telling them how good they are. after a while they'll understand you're being sarcastic and it will just make them even more annoyed. especially after they do something incredibly stupid and you praise them for it like

"wow kog, that was a really nice play! running into all 3 of them and dying maximizes the damage output from your passive! can you teach me how to be as good as you?"

Ruin LanceFeb 18, 20162 votes

actually this behavior is passive aggressive and is one of the report options

BladeSteelFeb 18, 20161 votes

so being nice and asking them to stop is passive aggressive? and even if it is "reportable" it isn't bannable.

Ruin LanceFeb 18, 20161 votes

why would they have a report option for something that isn't bannable. also maybe it is just trying to be a nice person, but op makes it sound like in a really smug way.

BladeSteelFeb 18, 20161 votes

You won't get banned for saying that. an example of a passive aggressive thing you can get banned for is constant spamming of pings when you're upset with someone. You're not saying anything (thus passive) but you're clearly upset, and they can't do anything about it. Someone has already been banned for doing that. THAT is the passive aggressive that you can get banned for. Asking someone to stop and saying that maybe they should apologize is not a bannable offense. You can report for anything.

CroceumFeb 19, 20162 votes

I remember seeing a game on youtube that DiscoHeat posted with someone constantly raging at their Nami. Her response to everything was "Okay!" or "Yay!" It was so unbelievably endearing.

3TWarriorFeb 17, 20161 votes

give em some boxing gloves...watch as someone 5'5'' takes on the pacifist that's over 6 feet tall

Urgonnalearn2dayFeb 18, 20161 votes

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give em some boxing gloves...watch as someone 5'5'' takes on the pacifist that's over 6 feet tall

A 5'5 guy can beat a 6' bowl of jelly.

FizzfoodFeb 18, 20161 votes

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A 5'5 guy can beat a 6' bowl of jelly.

There are some "bowls of jelly" at the MMA gym I go to that have huge gas tanks and can go 20+ minutes no problem full contact.

Never underestimate someone by their size or shape. You'll eventually regret it.

WickedfatesFeb 18, 20161 votes

well, its weird for you to say be nice as a form of attack, but i have to agree with being polite as great defense against toxicity so +1

warpenguin555Feb 18, 20161 votes

I just play dumb. gets more raging out of them and better chance of them getting banned.

wow im a bit of a dick. but w.e dont flame kids

WeatheredFeb 18, 20161 votes

Say something random.

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

The speed of light is 3.00x10^8.

x^2 + 4 is factorable.

They usually will give up.

Spaceman5pffFeb 18, 20161 votes

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The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

OFC I read this while im sitting in Bio

Eevee In A JarFeb 19, 20161 votes

You should write like this ":C YOu aren't very nice but that's OK. You are still my teammate and therefore my family! Together we can achieve anything!" More flame comes your way. "If you have no faith in yourself, that's OK> I have faith in myself and in you! You can do it!" Then start following him around spamming laugh.

SquidsmastahFeb 20, 20161 votes

I was playing Rammus one time, and a "pro" Vayne kept flaming me for having called her a feeder (ooohh, did I hurt your feewings?), and every insult she came up with, I just replied with: "ok". It was the perfect passive aggressive torture.