looking for a challenger level smurf account

title says all. my regular account's elo must be so high, that the games handicaps me by putting noobs to carry on my team. i am obviously the best player in the world, even though i am only facing bronze 4's, since matchmaking automatically adjusts the 4 worst players in the entire game onto my team. i have no other option than to look for a challenger smurf account; however, i fear that when i noob stomp bjergsen and doublelift, they will quit the game. i realize smurfing is bad, but rest assured, matchmaking will soon adjust itself to put 4 bronzies on my team vs c9 arranged 5's practice

i main the lane "mid or feed". i consistently average 300 cs at 20 minutes (but due to latency issues, i somehow only have 40 cs). if i had a better gaming keyboard and mouse, i have no doubt i would be winning 1v5 games by myself. i know this because i played a "plat vs silver" game and i roflstomped the entire enemy team before ragequitting because i was 0/6/0.

so if u have challenger level smurf account, i would be more than happy to play on it. my mmr alone will make NA > KR. i am only telling the truth as it is, no sugarcoating, no exaggeration. LF> challenjour