i like upvotes

IllllllIIIIlllll·9/7/2015, 5:53:58 PM·180 votes·3,725 views

how do I farm upvotes efficiently? currently my options seem to be:

  • circlejerk about riven and vayne
  • post a tales of valoran comic
  • ask for 3 refunds a season
  • complain about nobody upgrading trinkets
  • make a thread asking about how to farm upvotes

please help, I don't want to grind +1 upvotes per post

71 Comments

Chaotic Reks9/8/2015, 12:10:00 AM56 votes

orrrrrrrrr you could join the league of gif lords

https://media.giphy.com/media/IMcK9SzaDebm0/giphy.gif

Remlap12239/7/2015, 9:59:55 PM36 votes

Here's a couple more OP:

  • Complain that Rito is objectifying women.
  • Defend that Rito isn't objectifying women.
  • Bash CertainlyT.
  • Give Repetoir a big sloppy blowjob.
  • Ad hominem attack a role/champion you hate by quoting something that nobody ever said.
  • Whine about the juggernaut reworks.
  • Whine that the mobility creep is bad.
  • Whine about the reworks for destroying identity.
  • Whine about the reworks making a champion too OP.

And always remember your upvote count about whining about an obscure champion in directly related to your rank. So it doesn't matter how much facts and logic you use about X champion being OP because you're bronze and you don't know any better, so sit down and shut the fuck up.

MisterHealYoGirl9/7/2015, 6:01:49 PM23 votes

Kalista is also a good choice, if you're looking to cash in on that sweet sweet QQ action.

A Superb Villain9/7/2015, 11:25:06 PM14 votes

You could write thorough, thought-provoking posts than engender civil discussion pertaining to a facet of League you are passionate about, such as gameplay or lore.

D Bag9/7/2015, 6:11:31 PM9 votes

Nothing will ever beat the good old day of Lee Sin QQ circlejerk.

http://www.auplod.com/u/auopld60eff.png

Pikmints9/7/2015, 9:36:36 PM8 votes
  • Make an Ezreal joke every time someone mentions "gg ez"
  • Whenever someone mentions the game Smite, make a joke about the summoner spell Smite
  • Whenever a thread comes up talking about Morde, just type "Hue" followed by the morde icon
FCGDAEB9/7/2015, 8:44:19 PM8 votes

+1 also complain about CT

TurquoiseYoshi9/8/2015, 12:23:27 AM7 votes

You forgot posts about people quitting the game.

Jubbinaut9/7/2015, 10:02:26 PM5 votes

+1 for honesty. Good luck on your farming.

D Bag9/7/2015, 8:45:50 PM4 votes

{quoted}

  • complain about nobody upgrading trinkets

Damn you're good, cause someone just tried to start a circlejerk thread about this shit AGAIN.

http://www.auplod.com/u/auopld60eff.png

nerak239/7/2015, 7:02:49 PM2 votes

I have to admit I like your OS :) + 1

Conturbatio9/8/2015, 11:03:15 PM1 votes

I honestly don't understand the point of farming upvotes if you're not gaining anything from them. Upvotes only matter if it's a suggestion/bug report....etc the more upvotes you have higher the chance of your thread getting into Riot's attention. But there's no point of it if a Rioter already replied to my thread agreeing with me.

Stars Shaper9/8/2015, 9:34:16 AM1 votes

I've never made any of those posts and I'm of the idea that Yasuo is balanced/fun xD

Xonra9/8/2015, 9:51:53 AM1 votes
  • Talk about how "toxic" adcs are
  • Talk about how underappreciated supports are
  • Talk about how everyone always blames junglers
  • Make any reference to the replay system
  • Talk about anything nostalgia related like "Remember when Morello was active on the boards?
  • Make some random mention of Lee Sin and a statement like "I can't believe Lee sin is STILL being played" or complaining about him being buffed, etc.
  • Mention IP and how you don't like it in some way, almost doesn't even matter the topic
  • Complain about the lore retcon
  • Make a long winded suck up post to a specific Rioter
SteelStallion9/8/2015, 4:38:29 PM1 votes

Ideas will likely come easier to you if you're under the age of 16

Chromatic Eagle9/8/2015, 8:01:45 PM1 votes

Have the words fuck, shit, or some thinly veiled attempt at censoring those words in your title and or OP.

Hard Penetrator9/8/2015, 9:08:02 PM1 votes

Find some sexy ahri artwork and post it as new skin example. I pretty sure you will find at least 100 upvotes.

Fluffykong9/8/2015, 10:32:03 PM1 votes

ermergard