i like upvotes

IllllllIIIIlllll··180 votes·3,725 views

how do I farm upvotes efficiently? currently my options seem to be:

  • circlejerk about riven and vayne
  • post a tales of valoran comic
  • ask for 3 refunds a season
  • complain about nobody upgrading trinkets
  • make a thread asking about how to farm upvotes

please help, I don't want to grind +1 upvotes per post

71 Comments

Chaotic Reks56 votes

orrrrrrrrr you could join the league of gif lords

https://media.giphy.com/media/IMcK9SzaDebm0/giphy.gif

Remlap122336 votes

Here's a couple more OP:

  • Complain that Rito is objectifying women.
  • Defend that Rito isn't objectifying women.
  • Bash CertainlyT.
  • Give Repetoir a big sloppy blowjob.
  • Ad hominem attack a role/champion you hate by quoting something that nobody ever said.
  • Whine about the juggernaut reworks.
  • Whine that the mobility creep is bad.
  • Whine about the reworks for destroying identity.
  • Whine about the reworks making a champion too OP.

And always remember your upvote count about whining about an obscure champion in directly related to your rank. So it doesn't matter how much facts and logic you use about X champion being OP because you're bronze and you don't know any better, so sit down and shut the fuck up.

Not Katarina5 votes

where's the "rito, muh new player experience"!? How do you expect to PROPERLY help OP farm upvotes without it?! I'm going to start a thread circlejerking about Remlap1223 to get upvotes now, the right way.

Remlap12236 votes

An anti-circlejerk circlejerk? Sniff. Kids grow up so fast these days... item 3070 item 3151

MisterHealYoGirl23 votes

Kalista is also a good choice, if you're looking to cash in on that sweet sweet QQ action.

GenoXx4 votes

pls no....

Remlap122331 votes

Oh wait, hang on, I got this.


Ahem...

So yeah, did you know that Kalista is part kangaroo?

NOW GIVE ME UPVOTES!!!1!

A Superb Villain14 votes

You could write thorough, thought-provoking posts than engender civil discussion pertaining to a facet of League you are passionate about, such as gameplay or lore.

IllllllIIIIlllll28 votes

that's dumb. who would ever use forums as a discussion tool?

A Superb Villain9 votes

The evil and insane.

D Bag9 votes

Nothing will ever beat the good old day of Lee Sin QQ circlejerk.

http://www.auplod.com/u/auopld60eff.png

Artificial Human5 votes

Why do you put a sign under every comment? Someone named ''Lucky'' does that too.

D Bag6 votes

{quoted}

Why do you put a sign under every comment? Someone named ''Lucky'' does that too.

http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=4119543

It's a mystery.

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Aerothal1 votes

[{quoted}](name=D Bag,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=8ymqfnpm,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2015-09-07T18:11:31.875+0000)

Nothing will ever beat the good old day of Lee Sin QQ circlejerk.

http://www.auplod.com/u/auopld60eff.png

i was a proud participant! :D

Jarrito2321 votes

The worst offender is that Lee Sin can run faster than a horse. A lot of fucking champions can do that. The Leblanc circlejerk was awful too. And Zed. And Yasuo. And Ekko. And Akali. And Fizz. And Kassadin(both ways). And basically any assassin except for Shaco.

FCGDAEB8 votes

+1 also complain about CT

Pikmints8 votes
  • Make an Ezreal joke every time someone mentions "gg ez"
  • Whenever someone mentions the game Smite, make a joke about the summoner spell Smite
  • Whenever a thread comes up talking about Morde, just type "Hue" followed by the morde icon
Piggy81741 votes

Mordekaiser Hue!

TurquoiseYoshi7 votes

You forgot posts about people quitting the game.

Chespin20132 votes

or finding new games and making a post saying they are better than league when reviews have shown they aren't like HOTS

Jubbinaut5 votes

+1 for honesty. Good luck on your farming.

D Bag4 votes

{quoted}

  • complain about nobody upgrading trinkets

Damn you're good, cause someone just tried to start a circlejerk thread about this shit AGAIN.

http://www.auplod.com/u/auopld60eff.png

nerak232 votes

I have to admit I like your OS :) + 1

Stars Shaper1 votes

I've never made any of those posts and I'm of the idea that Yasuo is balanced/fun xD

ahferroin71 votes

He's more balanced than kalista, the problem people have with him is they don't understand how to fight him.

Stars Shaper1 votes

I just intended to note that I follow unpopular believes :P I know hwo to deal against Yasuo and I wrote 20 pages worth fo feedback on how each kind of char can win against him. But ppl like to ingore said posts and open new threads.

Razgriz9901 votes

Oh show me plz. I can usually win most games if I'm not Viktor as Viktor though I get a kill as soon as level 6 hits, sometimes sooner.

Stars Shaper1 votes

Viktor himself has some good chances of outplay. I think that if you manage to place your trap when there are no minions around (and windwall is on cd) you can deal some heavy damage to him.

Another guy who works good is Swain.

Razgriz9901 votes

Oh yea maybe I wrote that wrong. When I'm Viktor it's almost a guaranteed win, but I'd like to hear your thoughts on say Kassadin

Stars Shaper1 votes

Well with kassadin you'll need to punish him when he farms expecting that most of your Q will be useless if he is reactive enough, timing is win there too. Post 6 you have betetr chances, melees usually deal more damage than him with their combo and you can dodge the tornado easily, for the E-Q combo just manage your range.. jumping on him with your full combo and point blank Q usually out trades Yasuo and you can go back safely.

Xonra1 votes
  • Talk about how "toxic" adcs are
  • Talk about how underappreciated supports are
  • Talk about how everyone always blames junglers
  • Make any reference to the replay system
  • Talk about anything nostalgia related like "Remember when Morello was active on the boards?
  • Make some random mention of Lee Sin and a statement like "I can't believe Lee sin is STILL being played" or complaining about him being buffed, etc.
  • Mention IP and how you don't like it in some way, almost doesn't even matter the topic
  • Complain about the lore retcon
  • Make a long winded suck up post to a specific Rioter
ahferroin71 votes

You missed:

  • Talk about how bad players blame everyone else for their failures.
SteelStallion1 votes

Ideas will likely come easier to you if you're under the age of 16

Chromatic Eagle1 votes

Have the words fuck, shit, or some thinly veiled attempt at censoring those words in your title and or OP.

Hard Penetrator1 votes

Find some sexy ahri artwork and post it as new skin example. I pretty sure you will find at least 100 upvotes.

Fluffykong1 votes

ermergard

Conturbatio1 votes

I honestly don't understand the point of farming upvotes if you're not gaining anything from them. Upvotes only matter if it's a suggestion/bug report....etc the more upvotes you have higher the chance of your thread getting into Riot's attention. But there's no point of it if a Rioter already replied to my thread agreeing with me.

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