The 10 Commandments of Playing League

Ravenous Howls·5/25/2017, 6:34:30 PM·2 votes·263 views
  1. Thou shall not be cooking food when in game

  2. Thou shall not go number 2 whilst loading

  3. Thou shall not order take out before or during a game

  4. Thou shall not queue before checking thine ping

  5. Thou Shall not queue if thou hast work in 30 minutes

  6. Thou shall not focus any champion except the carries, unless it's Teemo and THUS HE MUST DIE!

  7. Thou shall not practice the new champ in ranked

  8. Thou shall not shall not stack Nasus's Q all game long

  9. Thou shall not face check the fog of war if the enemy team is MIA

  10. Thou shall not, and I mean under any circumstances, CHASE THE SINGED!

Feel free to add I never though 10 commandments was enough anyways. [slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

2 Comments

nami tf5/26/2017, 2:59:19 AM1 votes

No. 6 doesn't always apply to marksmen or burst mages, unless they are artillery, for safety reasons in a teamfight. It should be replaced with "Though shalt favour erring on the side of caution." or something like that.

Lyndris5/26/2017, 3:03:50 AM1 votes

Thou shalt not feed the yasuo?