So, I'm going into game 3 of my promos

And it starts off alright at the champ select screen. I'm last pick on my team, select as a comfort pick top since they don't have anything locked in for top yet.

Get a little flak for the pick, but not much

Laning is going alright against a , don't really trade much since he started off and pots. Notice that my bot lane is getting counter-ganked and are all low; I TP down and grab 2 kills, but their kills 3 of us.

Instantly this happens:

GG, noob mid doesn't call MIA She went B dude still shoulda called it. and shitty bot lane can't do anything.

it had been 0-0 that whole time.

as the game progresses, our toxic mid and jungle harrassed the shit out of each other, our bot lane, everyone on our team. Eventually, when kat was 15-0, it got to the point where our bot afk'd in base because of our mid and jungle. And then lee said "ALL: Report our bot, AFK" And he proceeded to afk

Riot, why is that in a regular game of ranked, I usually deal with adults, but when I'm in my promos every game must have between 1 and 4 trolls/ragers/BM children on my or the enemy team? Is there some secret part of soloqueue that matches you with people from prisoner Island when you go into you promos? And they're not even minor trolls; they cover all the bases. Yelling at you for champ select, items, summoners, runes, positioning, calls, LITERALLY EVERY FUCKING THING.

There is no troll like a solo queue promos troll