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It irks me when people beat me

slippykitten·3/12/2015, 5:00:45 PM·173 votes·6,903 views

I for one, find it incredibly troublesome that Riot allows people to beat me and make me feel like a loser. It is BM when my lane opponent kills me over and over without even giving me a chance to catch back up. It is bad sportsmanship, and borderline racist when i get focused when i play lucian. The toxicity of the gameplay is out of control so I propose two things:

  1. We add "killed me enough times to make me sad" to the report list and
  2. Change the "defeat" sign at the end of the game to "a very close second, Good job team!"

97 Comments

Zrima3/12/2015, 5:42:39 PM116 votes

"An ally had a minor setback."

Sooko3/12/2015, 8:43:02 PM24 votes

"An ally was close to killing someone" - Ally slain "An enemy is a tryhard!" - Killing spree "An enemy is a smurf!" - Rampage "An enemy belongs in LCS!" - Legendary "Enemy double abuse of a miscalculation!" "Enemy triple abuse of a miscalculation!" "Enemy quadra abuse of a miscalculation!" "Enemy penta abuse of a miscalculation!" "An ally's relationship with the jungle creeps has gone south" - Executed

Aerothal3/12/2015, 6:29:06 PM19 votes

all the children who require a "kappa" or a "jk" or some other indicator to detect irony or sarcasm.

LOOOL

10/10, OP

PLS RITO, WE NEED MORE PARTICIPATION REWARDS!

THE GREAT SLOTH3/12/2015, 8:30:06 PM8 votes

I 100% agree with this post. No one likes losing a game… Why even have that as an option?

It's just plain silly, quite honestly. When I'm about to lose a game of chess, do I simply allow myself to be beaten? Of course not! I just say, "well, I guess it's a draw!" and I pull out the box where I put the pieces and dump the pieces inside before I can be check-mated. I feel that this leaves both players feeling extremely satisfied that they both did a great job and put a lot of effort into the game, resulting in a fair and equal conclusion in which both players took first place! What could be better?

A few things to add to this:

  1. When your nexus blows up after losing the game, the opposing nexus should also blow up, right after your nexus.
  2. When the enemy jungler is camping your lane hard, they receive a "bad sportsmanship penalty", and are forcibly recalled and locked into the base for a few minutes. This will allow your team to catch up. This also goes for anyone else who might camp your lane or roam a bit too much.
  3. You know that champion mastery system that's being implemented? Yeah, instead of that, everyone should get an "A+, great job!" after the game. Unless you get penalized at any point in the game, in which case, you get an "A-, good effort but some improvement needed". Also, everyone is automatically moved up to the highest mastery ranking with every champion.
Tosh the Tyrant3/12/2015, 10:01:07 PM8 votes

I'd actually make the announcements worse, just because it seems more fitting. Enemy First Blood - "Ya f'd up noob" Ally has been slain - "You're bad!" Enemy Double Kill - "You both F'ing suck!" Enemy Triple Kill - "F*** you guys really suck!" Enemy Quadra Kill - "GG" Enemy Pentakill - "You guys are trolling aren't you? You gotta be trolls to suck this bad."

Special Notices Enemy Hexakill - "Now uninstalling League of legends.... please wait..." Defeat - "Rito PLS" Victory - "DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNN" Draven Enemy has slain dragon/baron - "Cya later F'ers" Shutdown - "Aw shit *****"

WUCKINGxFEIRDO3/12/2015, 6:39:32 PM7 votes

You made me choke on my spit laughing. Reported

FHMarshy3/12/2015, 5:09:31 PM6 votes

Are you being sarcastic or just plain retarded?

Rikari3/13/2015, 12:43:01 AM6 votes

"Your turret is experiencing technical difficulties" "Your inhibitor is going to need a few bandages"

WESTFALL3/13/2015, 1:07:15 AM5 votes

I would like the following report functions :

  • " I think he wanted to flame me but didn't , still , i got mad at him "

  • " Enemy said gg even though we lost, how can it be a gg if we lost ? He's clearly making a rude cynical remark through this and i'm offended "

  • " I died near our base while all my teammates were shopping. They didn't even get homeguards to get faster to me and try helping. I want them banned "

  • " Our jungler ganked other lanes besides mine. I wouldn't have lost my lane if he wouldn't have ganked other lanes too "

  • " Our jungler actually tried to clear his jungle camps before ganking my lane. I lost my lane because of that "

Potato Doc3/12/2015, 8:26:52 PM4 votes

can we also input report options under unskilled that list :

  1. Played Riven
  2. Played Teemo ?
Livin like Riven3/13/2015, 2:14:37 AM4 votes

"The enemy team has slain Dragon." - "Smite miscalculation."

"The enemy team has slain Baron." - "Hopefully no one flashed in!"

"Double kill." - "Great minds think alike."

"Triple kill." - "In a couple, there's room for another."

"Quadra kill." - "Use of Flash is recommended."

"Penta kill." - "Might as well disconnect."

"First Blood." - "An ally should have used Ignite."

Simplicate3/13/2015, 1:17:05 AM3 votes

If we are laning against each other and I kill you over and over again, that's just me following the rules. If anything I'm gonna be reported by my team by allowing you to farm just because you think you're entitled to be able to catch back up in level and cs. If you're beat you're beat, build a bridge and get over it.

brad3/12/2015, 10:06:20 PM3 votes

is this even sarcasm i cant tell with league players

Migrañaboy3/13/2015, 6:43:58 PM3 votes

As a typical person of this self-entitlement era, Riot must do what I want. -A typical redditor.

Harry34183/13/2015, 11:56:45 AM3 votes

Let me just say that winning is the point of THE ENTIRE GAME. If you can't take losing then you shouldn't be playing league.

iLuma3/13/2015, 5:47:41 PM3 votes

What if there were a way to filter certain phrases with your own phrases? Like, when somebody says "GG EZ" , it automatically appears as "Good Game, You're a wonderful opponent and you are worthy of recognition!" on my screen. Ah, that would be bliss. item 3070

NinjaFifer3/13/2015, 3:41:54 AM2 votes

"You participated!" as the new loss screen! Please Riot! April Fool's day at least?

aZiaNic3/12/2015, 9:51:06 PM2 votes

Wow, I thought we were friends...Amumu

CaptainTatertits3/12/2015, 7:32:51 PM2 votes

{quoted}

  1. Change the "defeat" sign at the end of the game to "a very close second, Good job team!"

They already tried out the 2nd place idea :p

great post.

SpliceAsNice3/13/2015, 1:26:54 AM2 votes

Yes. League of Legends is a very hostile and not a safe environment for me to play in, pls change Rito.

PhoenixOfHeaven3/12/2015, 7:22:18 PM1 votes

Im guessing this was a joke? it hurts me even the idea someone can be serious about this.