It irks me when people beat me

slippykitten·Mar 12, 2015·173 votes·6,903 views

I for one, find it incredibly troublesome that Riot allows people to beat me and make me feel like a loser. It is BM when my lane opponent kills me over and over without even giving me a chance to catch back up. It is bad sportsmanship, and borderline racist when i get focused when i play lucian. The toxicity of the gameplay is out of control so I propose two things:

We add "killed me enough times to make me sad" to the report list and
Change the "defeat" sign at the end of the game to "a very close second, Good job team!"

97 Comments

ZrimaMar 12, 2015116 votes

"An ally had a minor setback."

DaenMar 12, 201558 votes

I would love to see this as an entire announcer pack.

First Blood - "Slight Miscalculation!"

Lumus AvatarMar 12, 201560 votes

"An allied Turret is experiencing technical difficulties!"

Revlak JavikMar 12, 201530 votes

Your team almost got Dragon!
Your team came close to getting Baron!
Urf mode had "second place" whenever a team...almost won. Does that count?

Rew711Mar 12, 20155 votes

I wish there was "Your team almost did it. Your team had everything; a teammate that would take command, a teammate that made sure to stay out of your way, and you allowed the other team a break from the sad losses they've had before this. You guys are the real MVP."

GorbacheMar 12, 20154 votes

To you and all the other ones in this thread chain: you guys are funny!! lol

S H A Y C 0Mar 12, 20154 votes

I think you may be on to something here, announcer packs in general. They did it in cod ghosts, they had snoop dog and the full metal jacket drill instructor do announcer packs, they were pretty amazing, it really changed the game for me.

Lumus AvatarMar 12, 20151 votes

An R. Lee Ermey (Full Metal Jacket) Announcer pack?! That is amazing. so much want!

Damorion215Mar 13, 20153 votes

Need an Arnold Schwarzenegger pack! "YOU'VE BEEN TURMAHNATED!! HEAUU!!" XD

ISmurfInsideKatMar 12, 20151 votes

Well you could create your own and replace it.

7rory768Mar 12, 20152 votes

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Well you could create your own and replace it.

Please link a tutorial on how to do this?

Cale017Mar 12, 20155 votes

First Blood! "The enemy hit Ignite first."

VesarixxMar 13, 20152 votes

Draven there's a skin like that

Takeuchi 17Mar 12, 20155 votes

HAHAHHA omfg i just died. this has to happen now and it has to be done with a female british actors voice. or patrick stewart

SookoMar 12, 201524 votes

"An ally was close to killing someone" - Ally slain "An enemy is a tryhard!" - Killing spree "An enemy is a smurf!" - Rampage "An enemy belongs in LCS!" - Legendary "Enemy double abuse of a miscalculation!" "Enemy triple abuse of a miscalculation!" "Enemy quadra abuse of a miscalculation!" "Enemy penta abuse of a miscalculation!" "An ally's relationship with the jungle creeps has gone south" - Executed

AerothalMar 12, 201519 votes

all the children who require a "kappa" or a "jk" or some other indicator to detect irony or sarcasm.

LOOOL

10/10, OP

PLS RITO, WE NEED MORE PARTICIPATION REWARDS!

THE GREAT SLOTHMar 12, 20158 votes

I 100% agree with this post. No one likes losing a game… Why even have that as an option?

It's just plain silly, quite honestly. When I'm about to lose a game of chess, do I simply allow myself to be beaten? Of course not! I just say, "well, I guess it's a draw!" and I pull out the box where I put the pieces and dump the pieces inside before I can be check-mated. I feel that this leaves both players feeling extremely satisfied that they both did a great job and put a lot of effort into the game, resulting in a fair and equal conclusion in which both players took first place! What could be better?

A few things to add to this:

When your nexus blows up after losing the game, the opposing nexus should also blow up, right after your nexus.
When the enemy jungler is camping your lane hard, they receive a "bad sportsmanship penalty", and are forcibly recalled and locked into the base for a few minutes. This will allow your team to catch up. This also goes for anyone else who might camp your lane or roam a bit too much.
You know that champion mastery system that's being implemented? Yeah, instead of that, everyone should get an "A+, great job!" after the game. Unless you get penalized at any point in the game, in which case, you get an "A-, good effort but some improvement needed". Also, everyone is automatically moved up to the highest mastery ranking with every champion.

Tosh the TyrantMar 12, 20158 votes

I'd actually make the announcements worse, just because it seems more fitting. Enemy First Blood - "Ya f'd up noob" Ally has been slain - "You're bad!" Enemy Double Kill - "You both F'ing suck!" Enemy Triple Kill - "F*** you guys really suck!" Enemy Quadra Kill - "GG" Enemy Pentakill - "You guys are trolling aren't you? You gotta be trolls to suck this bad."

Special Notices Enemy Hexakill - "Now uninstalling League of legends.... please wait..." Defeat - "Rito PLS" Victory - "DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNN" Draven Enemy has slain dragon/baron - "Cya later F'ers" Shutdown - "Aw shit *****"

WUCKINGxFEIRDOMar 12, 20157 votes

You made me choke on my spit laughing. Reported

FHMarshyMar 12, 20156 votes

Are you being sarcastic or just plain retarded?

slippykittenMar 12, 201561 votes

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Are you being sarcastic or just plain retarded?

This is as legit as it gets. Sometimes i cry for an hour after the game says "defeat". Its pretty insensitive imo. Why can't it say something friendlier and recognize my effort?

KazaashiMar 12, 201528 votes

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This is as legit as it gets. Sometimes i cry for an hour after the game says "defeat". Its pretty insensitive imo. Why can't it say something friendlier and recognize my effort?

It should just say "Victory --", that way no one is losing, just one team will "win" a little bit more.

WheatloafMar 12, 20152 votes

You can't just decrement victory...

StephenizgodMar 12, 20155 votes

"Victory in Not Winning!"

SecretAgentHulkMar 14, 20151 votes

We're not retreating... we're just advancing... to future victory!

PæanMar 12, 20156 votes

I think hurts the most because "defeat" is in the color RED, which is an aggressive color. Every bad grade I ever got in school is in RED and it makes me sad and relive bad memories of prior failures.
It should be in green since green means go :D

(sarcasm and purposeful idiocy involved)

JubbinautMar 12, 201520 votes

I think satirical is probably more accurate.

RikariMar 13, 20156 votes

"Your turret is experiencing technical difficulties" "Your inhibitor is going to need a few bandages"

WESTFALLMar 13, 20155 votes

I would like the following report functions :

" I think he wanted to flame me but didn't , still , i got mad at him "
" Enemy said gg even though we lost, how can it be a gg if we lost ? He's clearly making a rude cynical remark through this and i'm offended "
" I died near our base while all my teammates were shopping. They didn't even get homeguards to get faster to me and try helping. I want them banned "
" Our jungler ganked other lanes besides mine. I wouldn't have lost my lane if he wouldn't have ganked other lanes too "
" Our jungler actually tried to clear his jungle camps before ganking my lane. I lost my lane because of that "

Potato DocMar 12, 20154 votes

can we also input report options under unskilled that list :

Played Riven
Played Teemo ?

Livin like RivenMar 13, 20154 votes

"The enemy team has slain Dragon." - "Smite miscalculation."

"The enemy team has slain Baron." - "Hopefully no one flashed in!"

"Double kill." - "Great minds think alike."

"Triple kill." - "In a couple, there's room for another."

"Quadra kill." - "Use of Flash is recommended."

"Penta kill." - "Might as well disconnect."

"First Blood." - "An ally should have used Ignite."

bradMar 12, 20153 votes

is this even sarcasm i cant tell with league players

SimplicateMar 13, 20153 votes

If we are laning against each other and I kill you over and over again, that's just me following the rules. If anything I'm gonna be reported by my team by allowing you to farm just because you think you're entitled to be able to catch back up in level and cs. If you're beat you're beat, build a bridge and get over it.

Mango LocoMar 13, 20157 votes

This guy in a nutshell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h27AcB70Mvc[](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h27AcB70Mvc)

Harry3418Mar 13, 20153 votes

Let me just say that winning is the point of THE ENTIRE GAME. If you can't take losing then you shouldn't be playing league.

Windup OriannaMar 13, 20157 votes

-insert myriad of woosh noises-

Evil FzzyMar 13, 20152 votes

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Let me just say that winning is the point of THE ENTIRE GAME. If you can't take losing then you shouldn't be playing league.

That's not why a lot of people play it though. There are a lot of people that just play the game for fun, and i can confirm that it does suck to lose; It prevents me from playing the game most of the time. The point of the game in competitive may be about winning, but that's not always the case in normals or other gamemodes.

Spooky SpookerMar 14, 20151 votes

i stand with you

iLumaMar 13, 20153 votes

What if there were a way to filter certain phrases with your own phrases? Like, when somebody says "GG EZ" , it automatically appears as "Good Game, You're a wonderful opponent and you are worthy of recognition!" on my screen. Ah, that would be bliss. item 3070

MigrañaboyMar 13, 20153 votes

As a typical person of this self-entitlement era, Riot must do what I want. -A typical redditor.

Spooky SpookerMar 14, 20151 votes

This post in a nutshell

CaptainTatertitsMar 12, 20152 votes

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Change the "defeat" sign at the end of the game to "a very close second, Good job team!"

They already tried out the 2nd place idea :p

great post.

Envy SinMar 12, 20151 votes

When did they do this???

CaptainTatertitsMar 13, 20152 votes

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When did they do this???

Last season. It was during one of the temporary modes. Maybe urf... if not URF, then one of the ones after that.