"I'm a smurf"

Ternt·Nov 20, 2015·50 votes·2,242 views

If you're a fucking Diamond smurf playing in Silver elo, expect us to play like we're in Silver.

30 Comments

IskierkaNov 21, 201517 votes

I once had a smurf who told me "Stop hard pinging me I m a smurf" Yeah well as far as I know beeing a smurf doesn t make you unkillable and I consider you like everyone else an idiot until proven otherwise.

DazedOnlookerNov 22, 20154 votes

Still the best "smurf" ive ran into within the past 3 months

Riven "DW guys i will hard carry, i'm a smurf"

Janna Pings Carefull (saw enemy Yi walk over a ward)

4 sec later

Riven An Ally has been slain

Riven "Team is a joke, i'm a smurf and even i can't carry this sh*t team"

Janna "Dis yi only got 2 kills tho...both from you as of now"

Riven A Summoner has Disconnected

I wasn't even mad...i was laughing the whole time. "smurfs" sure are an interesting bunch to run into every once in a while.

Captain AishiNov 22, 20151 votes

at this point i'm convinced that in the old lore, Riven's PTSD was more about the horrors of dealing with her summoners than the chemical warfare she went through in Ionia

BeatzBoyFTWNov 20, 201512 votes

And if you're a Diamond smurf, I expect you to not go 2/16/7 on any carry champs.

Espy PsycheNov 20, 20156 votes

Smurfing alone is bad enough. It's the same thing as Peyton Manning dressing in the uniform of his alma mater and pretending to be seventeen again to play on his high school team.

But what you're talking about is Manning doing this, and then criticizing the high school receivers for playing at the high school level instead of the NFL level.

TerntNov 21, 20155 votes

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Smurfing alone is bad enough. It's the same thing as Peyton Manning dressing in the uniform of his alma mater and pretending to be seventeen again to play on his high school team.

But what you're talking about is Manning doing this, and then criticizing the high school receivers for playing at the high school level instead of the NFL level.

Lol, I told my friend something just like this. I said, "It's like a professional soccer player playing with amateurs, then telling them they should die because they aren't as good." The logic behind it makes no sense. According to this smurf though, I should have been in Paris with the other people who died. Epic rage.

It Hertz When IPNov 21, 20154 votes

If people are dying in your soccer games, you're doing it wrong.

IcyPepperNov 22, 20151 votes

Wait, you mean that isn't normal?

TerntNov 25, 20152 votes

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If people are dying in your soccer games, you're doing it wrong.

Unless you're in Turkey. Gala fans are absolutely insane. They tore up the Emirates last year during the Emirates cup after we 4-0'd them. (I believe that was the score.)

HighH1Nov 21, 20151 votes

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According to this smurf though, I should have been in Paris with the other people who died. Epic rage.

Did he get reported?

TerntNov 22, 20151 votes

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Did he get reported?

Hell yes, that's just rude.

runedaraNov 24, 20151 votes

Wtf is is that persons problem. Should have reported him. Instant ban.

Ariel the CruelNov 21, 20154 votes

"I'm a smurf"

Translation: "I'm about to feed and you have to carry me."

Karn BishopNov 21, 20153 votes

Real smurfs will never admit it, even as they 1 v 5 your entire team and take 2 towers, nah man im just a regular silver player honest.

The ones who say they are smurfs scare me because they are also smurfs from bronze 5 after they bought a diamond or gold account.

CodeNov 22, 20151 votes

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Real smurfs will never admit it, even as they 1 v 5 your entire team and take 2 towers, nah man im just a regular silver player honest.

The ones who say they are smurfs scare me because they are also smurfs from bronze 5 after they bought a diamond or gold account.

Don't know where people get this impression.. If someone asks me if I'm smurfing, I either say maybe or yeah if it's really obvious. No rules against it, why lie?

Karn BishopNov 22, 20151 votes

Probably because subconsciously they think what they are doing is taking advantage or abusing a system and are fearful of getting their new account banned, which would never happen but it does explain the logic of it.

also good on you for admitting it when called out but i refer to the guys who claim smurfhood in champ select or 30 seconds into the game, those are never real smurfs.

junglerboy16Nov 21, 20152 votes

In all my matches playing League, only once has a person who actually said "I'm a Smurf" been a smurf. I've played with plenty before, but the ones who say it out loud usually aren't genuine. The real one I played with went 12-0-0 by 10 minutes in and then held the game hostage because nobody else on our team was fed and they threatened to throw the game because we were bad and needed to be lower MMR.

All the other wannabes just use "I'm a smurf" to get the position they want and then feed.

SpeedphoenixNov 21, 20152 votes

other thing I don't understand, is why does a smurf ask for a certain role when diamond players are supposed to play every role?

ZhireNov 21, 20153 votes

cuz they got to diamond being a onetrickpony

onetrickpony: literally, a pony that only knows one trick and nothing else. in this case, a player that only plays one champion or role.

Ryzing2DiamondNov 22, 20151 votes

So basically you're saying people like me who managed to climb out of silver playing nothing but Ryze. Yeah sounds about right.

ZhireNov 22, 20151 votes

ryze is very powerful if played correctly. hes very easy to pick up also. did you even see what faker did in the finals?

FantasticAznDudeNov 21, 20151 votes

But my smurf is higher elo than my main ;-;

PonderousSealionNov 21, 20151 votes

The only time I admit to smurfing is when someone explicitly asks me if I am. I used to say I was like a dick but now it's just kinda whatever haha.

The EcdysiastNov 21, 20151 votes

If you're a diamond smurf, you're probably diamond 5 and not good enough to climb any further, so you need to feel better about yourself by playing against newer players.

Met07Nov 22, 20151 votes

'I'm a smurf'

dies

'Lol i'm not a riven main'

dies

'Omg stop feeding diana noob team'

The Best FizzNov 22, 20151 votes

"Im a Smurf" you know what I said when I read that comment. Fuck you then.

Ahri InariNov 22, 20151 votes

I have a smurf in silver, but when i play on it I never say I'm a smurf. I'm just here to enjoy the game and pratice new champion carelessly, so people don't expect anything from me. I sometime say it after the game when people ask if I'm a smurf, but most people pretending to be a smurf are ether lier that want their position or arrogant guy. They usually underestimate opponent, take bad habit on landing skillshot (predictable, no junk in silver) and never expect a smurf on the other side.

dunkeroniNov 22, 20151 votes

I own the smurf account named HeFeedethOnAshes, in which I play ADC and lose to lv8 players because I am the most appallingly bad adc in in Gold ELO. For this reason, I am able to hold conversation on detailed mechanics with the enemy mid lane smurf, all while I get wrecked by a caitlyn who accidentally brought smite.