I met "that guy." <shudder>

Note: When I say "That guy who instalocks Azir... and ignores pick order," what I meant to say was:

"The team already has a top, mid and jungle, so they need a support and an marksman and, without thinking, instalocks Azir."

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You know "that guy."

"That guy" who instalocks Azir, without talking to his team or following pick order, says "Guys, I got this," then gets upset that "no one is helping" him at (warding for him, ganking constantly, etc.), cries about how the team comp isn't helpful to him, tries to surrender at 19:59 despite the team being ahead, and finally whines that he's a "First time Azir" as he sits at the fountain because he was outvoted 4-1.

"That guy" who is more excited about how his ult interacts with a fully fed Cho'Gath near a wall (which he gave three stacks to, by the way) than how his teams lost that multiple games because he didn't know how his champion worked.

The guy who says that all his builds are OP, but is forced to admit that he's been stuck between Bronze 3 and Bronze 5 because of "other players and that 'Riot's new system is BS.'"

You know "that guy." In reality, he's more of a jerk in person than he is in game.

He was a nice guy when he approached the four of us at the bus stop while we were talking various aspects of League. However, it became clear that we were dealing with "that guy" by the way he kept talking about was his few awesome plays and how much of a bad ass he was in game.

Of course, when we asked him for his summoner name so we could look him up, he hesitated and became very defensive. Then, when we found out his actual rank, all the excuses started flying as we started laughing.

He even let a "1v1 me, bro" fly out of his mouth before our resident Diamond player started laughing even harder.

Yeah, "that guy" really exists, and he's really "that guy" in person.