The Self-Justifying Smurf.

FHMarshy·5/12/2015, 3:59:41 PM·1 votes·595 views

I was playing on my smurf last night.

Our Riven claimed to be a Plat 3 smurf.

She lost lane, fed enemy Wukong who were 15-1 out of lane.

We lost.

APPARENTLY according to the smurf, it's everyone else's fault.

His/her logic:

  1. Dragon was free while She got 1v1'd by Wukong because the most fed on enemy team wasn't near bot lane (while everyone from the enemy team were at dragon)

  2. It's our mid lane's fault for her staying to farm with less than 10% health and the enemy Ziggs managed to ult her and kill her.

  3. It's my fault as an adc to not take down the tower when she got ulted by Ez (enemy ADC) when Ez is in lane.

  4. It's the jungler's fault for not ganking when Wu receieved no ganks either.

  5. It's everyone's fault for not carrying him/her

  6. It's my fault for not being able to carry as a fed Vayne.

Riven made a conclusion at the end of the game.

"This is why you scrubs are all fucking stuck in Gold"

........

End score:

Riv 3 - 11 Wu 18 - 10 Me 17 - 8 and among the 10 deaths of Wu, I got 7 of them.

5 Comments

3tyson5/12/2015, 4:53:11 PM1 votes

I hate those end score rating i feel like when i went to bot lane to gank 3 times to get adc ahead

than in teamfights my dumb ass adc doesnt position right and i have to peal and peal dieing in the process of buying him time to kil the enemy team

end score he has a shitload of kils i have allot of deaths

but it works cause i pealed for him yet he gets s and i vet b+

3tyson5/12/2015, 5:07:22 PM1 votes

Champ mastery rankings seems to weigh assist allot lower than kills in my experience