To all you smurfs out there: Don't be dicks

FHMarshy·Apr 2, 2015·15 votes·1,643 views

Don't be a dick and start spazzing at other players in your game.

If you are smurfing, why in the fucking world would you EXPECT your team mate to perform on the SAME DAMN LEVEL AS YOU?

I'm personally guilty of smurfing myself, but I understand when I smurf, I would most likely get team mates and opponents that are less experienced/skillful than I am.

Don't start flaming at your team mates for "not following up", "not having map awareness", "Not csing well", or "Not giving me buff".

When I smurf on my silver account, I find It rather ridiculous when gold players "smurfing" in silver thinking themselves so much superior than everyone else and tower dove lvl 3 as a jungler and blamed the laners for not following up then turn to all chat and start complaining on how bad the team is and how hard it is to carry.

TL;DR Don't be a dick and expect everyone to play on your level if you are smurfing.

19 Comments

BeerOfRoot4843Apr 2, 20156 votes

You have to be a dick to smurf in the first place.

LintheApr 2, 20152 votes

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You have to be a dick to smurf in the first place.

No, you don't. Think about it.

DatPikachuThoApr 2, 20152 votes

Or just bored.

S H A Y C 0Apr 2, 20151 votes

Word

FHMarshyApr 2, 20154 votes

LOL actually no, you want a place to tryhard on champions you never played before or are bad at but enjoy playing.

What's wrong with that

BeerOfRoot4843Apr 3, 20151 votes

Taking advantage of inexperienced players is basically cheating. If you want to get good at a champion, play bot games, customs, lots of normals, etc. Playing champions you're bad at doesn't even out the playing field. Who knows? Maybe they're new with the champ they're playing too, which is probably true.

I Kill CommiesApr 2, 20151 votes

Or I just don't feel like undergoing the stress of ranked on my main and I want to go play some easy games for fun...

AJStarhikerApr 2, 20154 votes

I made 2 smurfs to play with friends who were just starting so I wouldn't drag other 30's into the game.

RamboDash15Apr 3, 20154 votes

Wait, this isn't common knowledge?

I always thought this was akin to not going up to a 10 year old and yelling at them for being too short

S H A Y C 0Apr 2, 20153 votes

Upvoted...cuz Marshy Ziggs

FHMarshyApr 2, 20152 votes

:) <3

S H A Y C 0Apr 2, 20152 votes

I luh you boo!

COWmanLordApr 3, 20152 votes

I made a smurf account once, but I only ever got it to level 5. My brother uses his more, but that's just because he has some low level friends and he wants to play with them and help them get better. Even in that situation the account is still several levels lower than his friends accounts so he uses the lack of runes/masteries as a handicap.

Frankly I don't find smurfing very enjoyable s you have to earn everything all over again. Plus as someone who obsess over getting a good amount of farm, csing without and runes or masteries is a living hell.

I Kill CommiesApr 2, 20151 votes

I played a smurf game in bronze where I was twitch, and our jungler rage quit because he wasn't getting kills, even though I and the other lanes were fed. Then my team immediately votes to surrender 3-1 against me.

Next game I play twtsted fate, I'm 18/4 while the rest of my teammates are 1/9. Team 4-1 votes to surrender.

Yep, the smurf is the one being the dick.

FHMarshyApr 3, 20151 votes

lmao did u even read what i was saying?

How does whatever happened to you have ANYTHING to do with what i was trying to say?

IceKingChernobogApr 3, 20151 votes

i had a "smurf" who refused to play any other lane than jungle or else he would throw a fit and feed. So i was 3rd pick and decided to go support so there would be no bitching in the lobby and the game. Before the match even starts he shit talks his own team, i got fed up and called him out on his crap. He throws a fit and goes around purposely feeding the enemy team because the "noob" support doesn't wanna help him make bad plays "I.E lvl 2 diving, take the heavily warded dragon even though i told him that dragon was warded". But it's ok i got reported instead of the person who actually sabotaged the match. Not the manchild "smurf" who think he's god.

AlterEvilApr 3, 20151 votes

Dude it's a game who cares people give me crap all the time when I play on smurfs or my main or whenever. And we don't expect you to do everything right by the way we just wish you would listen instead of telling us we're wrong. My bronze 4 friend tells me he can play better than me and yells at me which is funny because he gets mad for me not telling him what to do but whenever I do he not only ignores me, he says things like "no I can kill them" and then dies. I actually hate when he supports me because I lose either way. He said I would have died either way when he headbut a Leona into me which is funny because had he done nothing I would have been fine lol. Anyways ignore it because if it sounds stupid it probably is.

JZPorkinsApr 3, 20151 votes

only thing you should do is say "Papa smurf always says" and insert a helpful tip.

ColinFlyApr 3, 20151 votes

Idk my smurfs only lvl 9 and i never play on it, but there's almost never a game where both teams in unison aren't both screaming this or that bout being a smurf or the more lighthearted games where everybody is quite obviously a smurf and playing like we would in a ranked game.