So, I was jungling on my smurf and this conversation happened.

FHMarshy·Apr 6, 2015·259 votes·10,663 views

I was camping bot lane since I was duoing with the support. Our Adc is 5/0 7 minutes into the game with about 30 CS.

ADC: Stop fcking ganking.

Me: But I got you fed =____=??

ADC: I don't want to be fed, they will start focusing me now

Me & Supp : ........what?

5 minutes later, their Vi and Zed dove our ADC under bot outter tower and killed him but we traded 1 for 4 and took the drag. (He was 9-1 by then)

ADC: FUCK that's why I don't want to be fed, I fucking hate dying. Fucking shit jungler.

and he went AFK .....

What?

What the fuck??

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK????????????

166 Comments

Spacesuit SpiffApr 6, 201563 votes

That's brilliant. Especially since he willingly picked ADC, the class that gets focused even if they're 0/5 (because let's face it, people don't actually look at the scoreboard that much).

AnysonAcEApr 6, 20154 votes

It's true though, they always focus the 0/5/4 ADC before the 9/2/3 APC Why? Dunno

Spacesuit SpiffApr 6, 20155 votes

Depends on the champ, but some burst mages more or less blow their load in the first second of the fight Annie Orianna so there isn't much point prioritizing them. Cassiopeia Ryze TwistedFate not so much.

SmknWdlApr 7, 201515 votes

cause the 9/2/3 APC will kill us in .5 seconds

FiniteAppleApr 6, 201554 votes

no it's just that we dont like adcs

Ariel the CruelApr 6, 20159 votes

We generally like assassins less. But they're hard to catch these days. (Looking at you, Zed.)

RaxicorApr 6, 201514 votes

It generally does feel like more work than its worth to hunt down an assassin. Its like "meh, I got them low but that ADC blew all their escapes, kill it!".

LeeDarkApr 7, 20154 votes

No, you WERE looking at Zed, but your ADC is dead and he's already gone.

LQ9tcXETvNApr 6, 201518 votes

Honestly, when you feel like padding your kda. Who better to kill than the under fed ADC overextending and farming.

Nybx4lifeApr 6, 201538 votes

9/1 by 12 minutes, probably ahead in cs at the point as well, and he's complaining about dying? What a fool.

FHMarshyApr 6, 201524 votes

Actually, sadly he had 50 cs at 12 minutes :(

WHICH WAS ALSO MY(THE JUNGLER) FAULT FOR CONSTANTLY GANKING.......

He died once and blamed his low CS (50 at 12 minutes), his death and the whole game on me lol

Luckily we still won.....

Nybx4lifeApr 6, 20155 votes

What? Unless you and his support was splitting farm with him, and with such a kill lead, there's no way his farming could be so bad... but that's what happens when people rage.

At least you won bro.

FHMarshyApr 6, 20152 votes

I took one wave, when he backed after getting first blood with a double on the enemy adc, jungler and support while saying "gg we won".

FreljordanApr 6, 20157 votes

if he was new his farming could totally be that bad even without anyone splitting it

Nybx4lifeApr 6, 20152 votes

True, but I'm assuming this is closer to the 30s/ranked stage that most play in. If it's a smurf, that's a damn shame.

Since the guy made that remark, I'd guess smurf or close to 30s.

I Main SwainApr 6, 20152 votes

well, there are those games where you just derp hardcore and cant last hit for your life. also, when you take the wrong runes/masteries, you tend to be used to the old dmg and miss a ton of cs because of it

BLU MedicApr 6, 201512 votes

Ungrateful.

If a normal person had been handed that many kills, they'd be thanking you.

FHMarshyApr 6, 20154 votes

I am just extremely confused......

KikirinoApr 6, 201511 votes

I have had this happen only it was top lane Trynd.

"Don't gank my lane again."

"I have got you 3 kills"

"I can easily get them without your help"

I head top when the enemy is pushing to our turret and trynd sits at tower and says

"I will fucking afk if you gank"

I am not going to just walk away from a free kill and if I walk away I have wasted a lot of time for nothing so I solo kill his lane opponent and he actually afked and blamed me for it. Best part is we still won and he got a 4 man report for being a petty douche.

blkh1Apr 6, 20155 votes

I will sometimes just say that we have everything under control (if we actually do) and don't need the ganks, but I will thank them for being willing. I see too often where junglers just don't gank. I prefer to ask for ganks, but I will never turn one down. If I am alone in lane, and they are numerous, I will share the kills, the more fed people on my team the better.

bad arcade kittyApr 6, 20151 votes

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I have had this happen only it was top lane Trynd.

"Don't gank my lane again."

"I have got you 3 kills"

"I can easily get them without your help"

I head top when the enemy is pushing to our turret and trynd sits at tower and says

"I will fucking afk if you gank"

I am not going to just walk away from a free kill and if I walk away I have wasted a lot of time for nothing so I solo kill his lane opponent and he actually afked and blamed me for it. Best part is we still won and he got a 4 man report for being a petty douche.

but it's you were the douche there

i wouldn't probably afk but if i asked not to gank my lane and got a gank i would not probably help the ganker which would probably lead to his death, would not even try to kill his killer if he got low, would say something mean and generally would troll a bit

if you are asked not to gank, do not gank

KikirinoApr 6, 20158 votes

So... I was the douche for doing my job as jungle but the Trynd and you would intentionally troll and that is fine? Can't have the jungle get you even farther ahead. That would just be too easy.

Right. That makes sense.

IcyPepperApr 6, 20156 votes

Ah, silly adc... don't you realize you're supposed to be focused? Better to be focused and fed rather than focused and perma-dead.

FHMarshyApr 6, 20152 votes

I think he doesn't realize that... :(

IcyPepperApr 6, 20151 votes

If he doesn't want to be focused he should be playing a tank or something... >.>

FHMarshyApr 6, 20153 votes

:( Sadly he said "NOT SUPPORT" in champ select :(

blkh1Apr 6, 20155 votes

Had an ADC get mad at me as their support for killing minions when he backed, all I did was last hit, no pushing the wave. He said I was taking his cs. Which is true since he was in the base and his range is half the rift of course. Once he got to position, I stopped killing minions. Saw no reason to just waste the cs. Sometimes people are just ungrateful and just want to try to micro manage the lane.

FHMarshyApr 6, 20151 votes

I've seen a lot of those, but none of them got pissed off at me for getting them fed.....

blkh1Apr 6, 20153 votes

I have had adc's get mad when I take a kill. Sometimes I get over zealous and don't back off in time for the adc to finish the kill, just want the other champs dead. But never have I had anyone, adc or otherwise get mad for getting them all bloated on champ flesh.

Spacesuit SpiffApr 6, 20153 votes

I just had an adc troll all game because the support took one minion that the adc wasnt trying to get (because she was poking). Among other things, she missed about 5 more cs typing out her rage over that.

Nox FleuretApr 6, 20153 votes

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FHMarshyApr 6, 201525 votes

Gold 5 is pre 30?

LOL

AbodyHUN666Apr 6, 20151 votes

wait it was a ranked smurf? xD

Jeddy017Apr 6, 201512 votes

At that point,it's not a smurf anymore.It's basically your 2nd account.

FantasySniperApr 7, 20153 votes

Once upon a time, I was playing Zyra support for an Ezreal ADC.

Things were going extremely well - Ezreal actually had a few kills before we both hit 6. I try to push the wave under turret... but Ez doesn't take the CS. He then proceeds to yell at me for "ruining his CS" simply because he refused to spend a smidge of mana on killing the minions. I told him I was pushing, and he got all uppity about how "he was the one with all the kills, so I should be listening to him." I proceeded to do the normal objective strategies like taking the tower, going to ward dragon, or roaming mid-lane to kill a heavily overextended guy that needed to be shut down. Ez thought that he could take down everything himself and his 4/0/2 quickly became a 5/6/4. By that point he mostly shut up about it, but he was still being a jerk and we ended up winning while having to listen to his whiny ass all game about how "I was a terrible support" despite being the one carrying through the game.

And in normal Zyra support fashion, I had the most damage on champions, and Ez practically kill-stole his way through the game.

SeductiveGrandpaApr 7, 20153 votes

Got an interesting one today although its ARAM and it really aint as cool as a SR one. Kayle Me attacking minions while team mates are close near me -Vel On Our Team Gets A Kill Because Morg Stunned Him- Morgana Stop f-cking ksing shit vel -STARTS AN ARGUEMENT WITH VEL ALTHOUGH WERE WINNING- Kayle "Build a bridge and get the f-ck over it" Morgana "You guys f-cking suck i'm going afk good luck shit heads." IS CONFUSED BECAUSE WE'RE WINNING AND SHE GOES AFK OVER ONE KILL -Team Starts Struggling While She Makes Remarks on how we'll lose without her help because shes the best on our team- Wins a teamfight and rushes the enemy nexus, winning the game Kayle "You know what, stay afk Morg, we do better without you" Morgana -SILENCE- Smiles

IceKingChernobogApr 7, 20153 votes

i'm trying to comprehend this

FakeGravityApr 6, 20152 votes

what i love is when im the support and the enemie team throw everything at me trying to kill me im like "hahaha you fools im not alone in here"

AJStarhikerApr 6, 20152 votes

I main support. Therefore when I play other roles:

I have no problem getting an assist, so long as the enemy is dead
I have no problem with jungle or support taking some farm if I'm dead or going back to heal/buy.

It makes the whole team stronger, and why waste the gold to minions/tower if it means my buddies can finish an item a little earlier or buy an extra ward?

S H A Y C 0Apr 6, 20152 votes

poor marshy... idfk what to even say to this ROFL!!! I think you said it all

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK????????????

FHMarshyApr 8, 20152 votes

.....NEVER had I thought my thread would get so much..attention lmao

Drunk RummateApr 6, 20152 votes

I think that has more to do with him being a moron than anything. Being low ranked doesn't make you stupid, though stupid people are generally ranked lower. Correlation =/= causation and all that jazz.

FHMarshyApr 6, 20152 votes

Im starting to think that he was on tilt...

Why would anyone rage quite when they are 9-1 .....

Drunk RummateApr 6, 20152 votes

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Im starting to think that he was on tilt...

Why would anyone rage quite when they are 9-1 .....

Tilt maybe. Perhaps they just lost a couple games in a row after getting fed because they were crap at positioning in team fights and attributed it to 'getting focused.' I think it's more likely they're just very stupid or very young though.

20SevenApr 6, 20152 votes

I sadly think that this goes deeper than anything the ADC said. I have noticed lately a HUGE trend in "afk's" over the last 2-3 weeks. I believe it's a new type of trolling.

Conditions leading to the "AFK" -Your team is ahead in objectives -Your team is ahead in kills -Player that "AFKs" is usually very far ahead

Then out of nowhere, some ridiculous thing happens and they AFK/RQ. I thought it was just an isolated incident or two, but this has happened SEVERAL times over the last few weeks. I'm afraid we're in a new age of trolling.

KaisadiIIaApr 6, 20152 votes

I don't wanna live in this world anymore.

Worst Mid EverApr 7, 20152 votes

i had someone like this a few days ago, countergank an enemy 3 man dive and get our top a triple, he backs and I push the lane to take tower, then he starts abusing me for taking his farm or some shit (would've gone into tower if I hadn't pushed), runs into mid tower a few times then goes afk, we won anyway gg

TibberinoApr 7, 20152 votes

Having played several games as ADC, I can sympathize. Very few people in solo queue peel. That means when we get focused, we die. Every. Single. Team fight.

I can't do shit if Vi ults my face and literally no one gives enough shits to come help get her off me. This is why I'm forced to play Tristana or Blue Ezreal, because they can self-peel and I can probably get away without having to rely on idiots who leave their ADC to fend for themselves while they focus the 3.5k HP Garen like a bunch of damn retards.