So, I was jungling on my smurf and this conversation happened.

FHMarshy·4/6/2015, 3:36:04 PM·259 votes·10,663 views

I was camping bot lane since I was duoing with the support. Our Adc is 5/0 7 minutes into the game with about 30 CS.

ADC: Stop fcking ganking.

Me: But I got you fed =____=??

ADC: I don't want to be fed, they will start focusing me now

Me & Supp : ........what?

5 minutes later, their Vi and Zed dove our ADC under bot outter tower and killed him but we traded 1 for 4 and took the drag. (He was 9-1 by then)

ADC: FUCK that's why I don't want to be fed, I fucking hate dying. Fucking shit jungler.

and he went AFK .....

What?

What the fuck??

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK????????????

166 Comments

Spacesuit Spiff4/6/2015, 5:47:30 PM63 votes

That's brilliant. Especially since he willingly picked ADC, the class that gets focused even if they're 0/5 (because let's face it, people don't actually look at the scoreboard that much).

Nybx4life4/6/2015, 3:57:11 PM38 votes

9/1 by 12 minutes, probably ahead in cs at the point as well, and he's complaining about dying? What a fool.

BLU Medic4/6/2015, 5:09:20 PM12 votes

Ungrateful.

If a normal person had been handed that many kills, they'd be thanking you.

Kikirino4/6/2015, 6:48:20 PM11 votes

I have had this happen only it was top lane Trynd.

"Don't gank my lane again."

"I have got you 3 kills"

"I can easily get them without your help"

I head top when the enemy is pushing to our turret and trynd sits at tower and says

"I will fucking afk if you gank"

I am not going to just walk away from a free kill and if I walk away I have wasted a lot of time for nothing so I solo kill his lane opponent and he actually afked and blamed me for it. Best part is we still won and he got a 4 man report for being a petty douche.

IcyPepper4/6/2015, 4:33:14 PM6 votes

Ah, silly adc... don't you realize you're supposed to be focused? Better to be focused and fed rather than focused and perma-dead.

blkh14/6/2015, 6:41:47 PM5 votes

Had an ADC get mad at me as their support for killing minions when he backed, all I did was last hit, no pushing the wave. He said I was taking his cs. Which is true since he was in the base and his range is half the rift of course. Once he got to position, I stopped killing minions. Saw no reason to just waste the cs. Sometimes people are just ungrateful and just want to try to micro manage the lane.

FantasySniper4/7/2015, 2:52:13 AM3 votes

Once upon a time, I was playing Zyra support for an Ezreal ADC.

Things were going extremely well - Ezreal actually had a few kills before we both hit 6. I try to push the wave under turret... but Ez doesn't take the CS. He then proceeds to yell at me for "ruining his CS" simply because he refused to spend a smidge of mana on killing the minions. I told him I was pushing, and he got all uppity about how "he was the one with all the kills, so I should be listening to him." I proceeded to do the normal objective strategies like taking the tower, going to ward dragon, or roaming mid-lane to kill a heavily overextended guy that needed to be shut down. Ez thought that he could take down everything himself and his 4/0/2 quickly became a 5/6/4. By that point he mostly shut up about it, but he was still being a jerk and we ended up winning while having to listen to his whiny ass all game about how "I was a terrible support" despite being the one carrying through the game.

And in normal Zyra support fashion, I had the most damage on champions, and Ez practically kill-stole his way through the game.

SeductiveGrandpa4/7/2015, 6:25:00 AM3 votes

Got an interesting one today although its ARAM and it really aint as cool as a SR one. Kayle Me attacking minions while team mates are close near me -Vel On Our Team Gets A Kill Because Morg Stunned Him- Morgana Stop f-cking ksing shit vel -STARTS AN ARGUEMENT WITH VEL ALTHOUGH WERE WINNING- Kayle "Build a bridge and get the f-ck over it" Morgana "You guys f-cking suck i'm going afk good luck shit heads." IS CONFUSED BECAUSE WE'RE WINNING AND SHE GOES AFK OVER ONE KILL -Team Starts Struggling While She Makes Remarks on how we'll lose without her help because shes the best on our team- Wins a teamfight and rushes the enemy nexus, winning the game Kayle "You know what, stay afk Morg, we do better without you" Morgana -SILENCE- Smiles

IceKingChernobog4/7/2015, 6:50:12 AM3 votes

i'm trying to comprehend this

Nox Fleuret4/6/2015, 4:30:53 PM3 votes

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Tibberino4/7/2015, 10:22:05 AM2 votes

Having played several games as ADC, I can sympathize. Very few people in solo queue peel. That means when we get focused, we die. Every. Single. Team fight.

I can't do shit if Vi ults my face and literally no one gives enough shits to come help get her off me. This is why I'm forced to play Tristana or Blue Ezreal, because they can self-peel and I can probably get away without having to rely on idiots who leave their ADC to fend for themselves while they focus the 3.5k HP Garen like a bunch of damn retards.

FakeGravity4/6/2015, 6:54:21 PM2 votes

what i love is when im the support and the enemie team throw everything at me trying to kill me im like "hahaha you fools im not alone in here"

AJStarhiker4/6/2015, 7:00:14 PM2 votes

I main support. Therefore when I play other roles:

I have no problem getting an assist, so long as the enemy is dead
I have no problem with jungle or support taking some farm if I'm dead or going back to heal/buy.

It makes the whole team stronger, and why waste the gold to minions/tower if it means my buddies can finish an item a little earlier or buy an extra ward?

S H A Y C 04/6/2015, 7:28:48 PM2 votes

poor marshy... idfk what to even say to this ROFL!!! I think you said it all

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK????????????

Drunk Rummate4/6/2015, 7:51:14 PM2 votes

I think that has more to do with him being a moron than anything. Being low ranked doesn't make you stupid, though stupid people are generally ranked lower. Correlation =/= causation and all that jazz.

20Seven4/6/2015, 8:30:12 PM2 votes

I sadly think that this goes deeper than anything the ADC said. I have noticed lately a HUGE trend in "afk's" over the last 2-3 weeks. I believe it's a new type of trolling.

Conditions leading to the "AFK" -Your team is ahead in objectives -Your team is ahead in kills -Player that "AFKs" is usually very far ahead

Then out of nowhere, some ridiculous thing happens and they AFK/RQ. I thought it was just an isolated incident or two, but this has happened SEVERAL times over the last few weeks. I'm afraid we're in a new age of trolling.

KaisadiIIa4/6/2015, 11:27:35 PM2 votes

I don't wanna live in this world anymore.

Worst Mid Ever4/7/2015, 1:29:56 AM2 votes

i had someone like this a few days ago, countergank an enemy 3 man dive and get our top a triple, he backs and I push the lane to take tower, then he starts abusing me for taking his farm or some shit (would've gone into tower if I hadn't pushed), runs into mid tower a few times then goes afk, we won anyway gg

Sirsir4/6/2015, 6:26:02 PM1 votes

EHHHH, this is the kind of thing that makes me wish you could name people on the forums. Not to shame them but as a PSA.