"Ha ha, scrub, I completely won the lane against you."

• Jungle ganked for him three times, four if we're counting when I was shoved at tower and he tried twice to dash in and snipe me.
• His jungle and mid both ran in to bum rush my tower and I ran for my life.
• But naw, naw man, it was aaaaaaaaaaallll you, YOU won that lane. All by yourself. Total pro, much skill.

Grah. Sorry to shitpost, just irritated.