Why do you have to make this so hard?

I'm not gonna lie; this is a rant. This is a shitter complaining about other shitters. But I cannot keep playing this game without complaining about the past few days of League -- I just got my computer back after it'd been broken for 2 weeks, and I don't think I'm gonna get to Gold. So, here goes:

Stop chasing kills after team fights. In the time you spent following the low health Kha'Zix just for a little more gold we could have opened their inhibitor.

Stop refusing to build behind. You died three times to Kat, you don't need to finish that Deathcap. You need to not die to her faster than you can even blink.

Don't be toxic. If you really need to say something and it isn't nice, do what I do - don't. Type it out, delete it, and if you can't find a nicer way to say it then shut up. The last thing anyone needs is you or me going off on someone for making a bad play.

LET ME DO MY JOB. I am your tank; it is my job to sit in front of you, lay down some CC and eat theirs. PLEASE, don't run in front of me into certain death just because you -think- you can kill someone.

Group. Please. If we're 50 minutes into the game and you're farming top, you do not deserve to win. We have a better team fight; we NEED your CC to make it happen.

Don't ignore your team. Don't blame your team. If you die for any reason then it's your fault. If I am pinging you to back or not to go somewhere, then listen to me. The risk of someone being there vs someone NOT being in that unwarded bush is pretty obvious. Don't do it.

Jesus, these last few days have been miserable. I shouldn't have to endure this kind of mental stress just for a skin I think looks nice. How can this many people lack basic common sense?

I don't hate you. Even if you bring me the kind of anger equivalent to stubbing my toe for 30 minutes straight, I don't hate you. I want to win; I want to win WITH you. Work WITH me and not against me, and we'll all be better off for it.

Sincerely A very frustrated Cho'Gath main.