Dear Squishies on my team

Hi there! I'm the tank on your team, please for the love of god get behind me and let me do my job by blocking skillshots, absorbing damage, and soaking up the enemy team's CC. Now I know what you're thinking...

Look at my CC! Look at how I'm kind of orbwalking! I can kite the enemy team!

No. You can't. Because when the enemy team catches you being at the front line their gonna land that hard CC and you flash after you get caught out, we're gonna lose that teamfight and as we retreat, you're gonna bitch and moan about how we didn't peel for you.

On the off chance that we do manage to rescue you, please for the love of god don't go back in or at the very least stand somewhere where you won't get raped by that Katarina, because now that's two kills that the enemy team has and that also probably means a free objective.