Signs you've been playing League too much

The other day I was about to cross a particularly busy street and the traffic just kept coming so I caught myself thinking, "I should just press F and Flash across the street, np."

When we were reading "The Great Awakening" in lit class, I did a presentation and said Shadow Isles instead of Grand Isles and my friend was cracking up and I didn't realize what was wrong until he told me afterwards.

Went to a birthday party... Asked: "what level are you? "

When League slang and words slip into my vocab.....it makes me sick

I hear game sounds when I'm not playing. Sometimes I hear the ambient music, sometimes I hear an item being purchased. I can even hear the announcer saying "An Ally Has Been Slain".

My friend said that her life was complete and she could die happy.

I said Chronoshift.

There is no such thing as "too much League."

I was sitiing at my desk at work (I'm a risk manager) when I looked down and noticed my left hand fingers were on the QWER keys. Dear god!

you make champion name based puns then remember that no one else gets them and become disappointed

I'm still curious as to "what" tastes purple!

i was driving in my car and thought "goddamn i wish i could give my car a Phantom Dancer so i could avoid unit collision and speed home."

During the summer, when at a beach. If I see someone carrying a super soaker, I instantly see them as Graves for some reason, before realizing I am insane.

I walked up to a woman in a two piece and said " i know its mating season"

See LOL in text. Think league of legends before laugh out loud

I recite many champion's lines, especially Jinx, Lulu, and Veigar's.

i tried to give a warning ping to this car that was drifting into the lane and getting real close to me instead of honking the horn

I keep pressing 1 to Zhonya in other games, out of habit. It never works. :(

I try and swipe my mouse when in full screen while watching long continuous league matches to get a better view... even though i cant D:

...I need to play more so I can think that too .__.

I wrote a whole guide to understanding the dynamics of bottom lane as I grew tired of having adc/supports who didn't know what they were supposed to do.

you start getting a paycheck from RIOT

Thick bushes scare the shit out of you.