How Kassadin escaped the champion graveyard
Link to the previous thread http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/memes/F63ApRZq-how-i-imagine-kassadin-must-feel-about-being-nerfed
As most of you know Kassadin just received massive buffs on the PBE that made him more mobile than Rammus with 
(Okay, maybe a bit of an exaggeration) so here's a follow up to explain how he escaped
:ROYAL FLUSH BABY!
:Guys? Where did this blue midget come from? Are you even a champion?
:Guys I'm Poppy, I've been here since forever...
:I don't know what a "Poppy" is but it sounds dissapointing
: ;w;
meanwhile
Riftwalk Riftwalk Riftwalk GAH! WHY CANT I LEAVE!
:Ummm, what is this place?
:Riftwalk DAMMIT Riftwalk DAMMIT Riftwalk DAMMIT
:I told you, that wall is made of solid plot-deviceium, even if you could go halfway through you cant leave
:Hey Veigar, this is the place where blah blah champions die blah blah nerf, you get the idea
:Hey... that blue girl looks familiar...
: ! You remember me!?
:Aren't you Tristana? Why are you carrying that hammer?
: ... I swear to god I will kill you all one day
Hmmmm if I did this then...
Suddenly, the ground shakes. An earth-shattering roar is heard from the outside world
:THE VOID! IT APPROACHES
:Kassadin! I know how you can escape!
:QUICK! VALORAN NEEDS ME!
:If we all gather our remaining strength we can Kassadin absorb it and he might get strong enough to escape! EVERYONE RAISE YOUR HANDS TO THE SIDE
:Why the side?
:So we don't get sued for plagiarism, duh.
All the champions barring Kassadin gather their remaining energy and form a giant ball of strength, stronger than even the greatest nerfs"
As Kassadin absorbed the Genki Dama sphere of power some of it splashed on Veigar
:Kassadin! Before you leave, please give this letter to Twisted Fate. Tell him that one day we will cross paths again
:You still have feelings for him?
:lol no, but he's great at &%$%$
:ewww...
Kassadin approches the Wall
:699 units of plot-deviceium huh? No sweat. Riftwalks
:Damn, his butt was nice.
: .-. wow
As Kassadin Riftwalked through he lost much of his newfound strength, but nonetheless he emerged stronger than before
TODAY VALORAN IS OURS, THE VOID SHALL CONSUME ALL
Incoherent noises
:I need some new friends
:NOT SO FAST VOIDLINGS!
:Kassadin! But how did you escape? I made sure you were nerfed to oblivion! I HAD TO PAY SOMEONE $2.95 AN MINUTE TO MAKE SURE THE ENTIRE BALANCE TEAM SAW THE NERF THROUGH! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT COST? I RUN A NON-PROFIT RELIGION HERE!
:THIS CAN ONLY END ONE WAY MALZAHAR! WE MUST SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!
:FINE! WE SHALL SETTLE THIS IS BY THE SACRED COMPETITION OF THE VOIDBORN
:A DANCE OFF!
Malzahar begins dancing
:Curses! How is he moving while dancing? His moves...too...much...swagger...
:HAHAHAHA
:Lights...fading...can't...breath...Evelynn...creepy...must file...restraining order
But from the heavens a miracle arrived. Clad in Trinity Forces, the gallant hero comes to save the day
FEAR NOT! DANCEMASTER PHREAK HAS ARRIVED!
Phreak begins dancing
:How can this be? Those moves! That swagger! AHHHHHH!
:HES TOO GOOD! RETREAT!
The Voidlings and Malzahar retreat thought a 
, and Valoran is safe... for now
Remember kids! Winners don't use drugs!
