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How I imagine Kassadin must feel about being nerfed

Salt and Veigar·2/18/2015, 6:54:57 PM·252 votes·11,707 views

Kassadin Huh? Why is it so dark here? Where am I?

item 2052 Welcome Kassadin. I must say, your arrival is quite unexpected

Kassadin Who is that? REVEAL YOURSELF!

Urgot It's been a while Kassadin, how has the balance team been treating you?

Kassadin Urgot? Where have you been?

Olaf I'm here too... WE all are

Mordekaiser Welcome Kassadin, this is the final resting place for all the champions that have been destroyed by the Riot Balance team. This is the end of the line for you

Kassadin N...no. But why was I nerfed? My winrate hasn't been over 50% in ages, hardly anyone picks me.

Gangplank They had to nerf a champion with mobility so they could pretend to oppose the mobility creep without having to nerf LeeSin , you were sacrificed so that monstrosity could live on

Kassadin I MUST ESCAPE, THE PEOPLE OF VALORAN NEED ME THE VOID DRAWS NEAR

Riftwalks

Kassadin What? Why cant I escape?

Evelynn The wall separating us from the outside world is 699 units thick

Checks PBE

Evelynn Looks like the range on your ult is 450 now

Kassadin But that's ridiculous! That's lower than Ezreals Arcane Shift!

Poppy Oh well, guess you're stuck with us. Wanna play poker?

Kassadin Who the fuck are you?

Poppy ;w;

Urgot Oh well, if you're lucky this nerf will make you bad enough to be picked in Nemesis Draft

Kassadin NOOOOOOOO

Yorick Soon Veigar will join our ranks as well

Veigar Shivers

Lulu Is something wrong honey?

Veigar It feels like I got nerfed hard

I see that a lot of people are complaining that X champion shouldn't be on this list and that they are in fact very strong, and while I agree that every champion has it's own strengths not everyone thinks that way. So let's try to refrain from posting those types of comments and just enjoy the thread

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95 Comments

Ser Garland2/18/2015, 8:46:14 PM86 votes

"The wall is 699 units thick"

Brilliant.

Vantis Solaris2/18/2015, 11:43:29 PM16 votes

you forgot ma elise Elise item 3070

ImHerVoice2/18/2015, 7:06:55 PM15 votes

LOL lost it at the nemesis draft Honestly, can't say I've never hated a good kass. But I also can't say I ever found kass to be broken. I just found him highly annoying when fed or farmed. Highly annoying is NOT broken. also I still got a 70% winrate eve in diamond lol She's not so bad that her mains can't make her work. But she's definately worse than post stun removal eve in terms of damage.

SEKAI2/18/2015, 7:25:38 PM13 votes

Kassadin is like:

Did I do something wrong? https://awkspox.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/giphy-5.gif

No I mustn't cry.. http://www.upload.ee/image/4023128/cry.gif

But in the end..... https://31.media.tumblr.com/7441b951d6ec3447cb6b69e049c4afb3/tumblr_inline_n2rl3el79G1rjsoh3.gif

UnluckyWizz2/18/2015, 8:09:03 PM13 votes

LOL at that poppy moment +1

KING OF MASKS2/18/2015, 8:46:23 PM12 votes

Bitch please, Garen is alive and well. DEMACIAAAAAA!!!!

Infiny Mage2/18/2015, 9:33:15 PM9 votes

Lmfao! Loved that shout out to Veigar in the end. And that poppy moment was priceless!

Hard Penetrator2/18/2015, 10:07:19 PM9 votes

I give you 5stars for this post. That was really funny conversation.

Keep up a good works and help us chuckle while we cry inside for fallen comrades.

Jiberto2/19/2015, 9:47:28 AM8 votes

Better than Riot's lore.

Mathlete8642/27/2015, 1:58:01 AM5 votes

Kassadin - The balance of power MUST be preserved...

Kinda ironic right?

STARFLASHXING72/18/2015, 6:57:59 PM4 votes

+1

Kobila20002/18/2015, 11:38:57 PM4 votes

"Hardly anyone picks him"? No-one was picking him in Bronze. He has a 15% pick rate in Diamond though. Although I also thought "Wow Riot's trying real hard to pretend to combat mobility creep" upon hearing of his nerfs.

Darkkor2/18/2015, 11:43:46 PM4 votes

This lore is great.

Champlooge2/19/2015, 9:03:24 AM4 votes

Riot dislikes champions that are not in the meta and prefer them funneled into the void. Nuff said

Stephenizgod2/20/2015, 1:36:59 AM4 votes

Why am i the only person who doesn't see the Veigar changes as nerfs? :,( He is more fun to play now in my opinion and i do better with him now then i did before... Maybe i am the weird one? ... impossible O_o ...

DWT123452/20/2015, 3:28:33 AM3 votes

http://i.imgur.com/HOGprm6.jpg

PL552/18/2015, 10:56:06 PM2 votes

Wait can't Kassadin jump over a wall if he goes halfway past it?

His Goatliness2/19/2015, 1:30:00 AM2 votes

Veig is getthing the nerfbat harder than eve when she lost her stun. and then also lost her slow. then also lost her good stealth. you get the point.

Solaxo2/18/2015, 9:47:19 PM2 votes

You think that Urgot and Yorick are weak. Your words have no value.

Rinky Dinky2/18/2015, 11:14:20 PM2 votes

All these people defending the champions who are stuck in the ghetto realm

GUYS.

ITS OKAY.

WE KNOW.

DOESN'T CHANGE THAT THE BALANCE TEAM SHIT ON THEM MULTIPLE TIMES.

Mimy2/20/2015, 12:45:21 AM2 votes
  1. I play poppy, shes pretty strong. I'l still play her after rework.
  2. Gangplank. built full crit, kept doing 25% of my health as Gnar after first back.. and it only got worse as he continued to get more dmg and did 75% in one E....
ThePlasticSpork2/18/2015, 9:39:31 PM1 votes

Lee Sin's winrate hasn't been over 50% in ages either, lol.

Kassadin is actually a pretty common pick at higher elos, but let's just keep pretending otherwise for the sake of making posts about it.

I Main Swain2/19/2015, 12:09:45 AM1 votes

why is yorrick in there? hes crazy strong, you just have to know how to use him correctly. riot even said themselves that the reason they don't put him on free week is because he's no fun to play against.

as for kassadin, I agree that he needed a nerf, but not to his ult range. if they wanted to change anything with his ult, add a second at all ranks, but honestly I think they should just reduce the range on his q and e. they're bs long for a champ who is meant for all in