Petition to remove the letter C from the English alphabet

Lao Fu the Tiger·4/14/2016, 1:44:48 PM·11 votes·3,719 views

My roommate and I have offishially deklared the letter C is the most useless letter in English.

Under what sirkumstanse kan it NOT be replased by an S or a K? And in the kase of "church," I implore you to open your minds to the possibility of "tshurtsh."

So really, sinse C is so useless, who else votes we just delete it?

36 Comments

Zarvanis4/14/2016, 3:13:29 PM3 votes

Have you been watching GradeAUnderA? He has a video on this exact same thing.

firey2754/14/2016, 6:14:12 PM2 votes

You can't just remove a letter that's actually there to add depth to pronunciation. If you tried to just spell everything with a C instead with a S or a K then you would run into issues like someone already said, stuff like "shildren" which isn't at all the same sound and "shill" is actually a term used once upon a time :D you can't just replace old conventions in a language that's a mish-mash of like 5 other ones, everything turns into a mess right fast.

1 800 MID LANE4/14/2016, 10:10:24 PM2 votes

FINALLY! SOMEONE WHO GETS IT!

MAKE ENGLISH GREAT AGAIN!

OogieBoogs4/14/2016, 6:16:56 PM2 votes

So, you're telling me that i kan just ignore every single instanse of "C"? I like it. So lately my koordination has been inkreasing i think. My gameplay has been definitely better lately. Kan you guys give me a komprehensive guide on how to play ekko doe? I seem to sukk with him. Also, Why does selery make your tongue numb after eating it without anything on it. You think it's some type of khemical? or wut?

Potato Doc4/14/2016, 3:23:30 PM2 votes

Down voted because I feel this is stolen content

ZT Xperimentor4/14/2016, 4:51:57 PM1 votes

I'd rather get rid of silent letters first.

TheSlater114/14/2016, 9:24:09 PM1 votes

Chogath disagrees.

Billy VoHagen4/14/2016, 10:06:23 PM1 votes

Tfw there's someone out there who's probably this stupid

Doctor Jarvis4/14/2016, 10:07:56 PM1 votes

I just think we should eliminate the letter "X". Like, it's actually either the "ks" sound or the "z" sound

Darkslayer854/14/2016, 11:54:14 PM1 votes

As someone who is a protagonist against this letter I agree! Eliminate it!

Cool beans.

[slayer-jinx-wink]

FACE THE WlND4/14/2016, 1:46:58 PM1 votes

Even though the c in my name (Jack) is unnecessary, I like it. Communist scum.

DarkLarvitar5/3/2016, 4:18:38 PM1 votes

that would make everything Very hard to spell, plus how would they fix the keyboard "ok everyone all your computers are now trash no such thing as the letter "C" anymore so buy new ones!

Hethalean4/14/2016, 1:51:45 PM1 votes

This is the most what in the name of blank is going on post I've seen in a while. Haha well done!

Colgate Gator4/14/2016, 2:46:51 PM1 votes

Were you involved in the production of Mortal Kombat by any chance?

SKOBODO4/14/2016, 4:00:10 PM1 votes

I guess we'd have to get used to double k's. Like "He's a hakker". Some words would look a bit strange, like "sirkus" and "sertainly", though I suppose people will eventually adapt.

Are you going to watsh some sinema later? Don't forget to vaksinate your tshildren (shildren?)! Don't get into an aksident if you don't sukseed!

(How do you spell "science"? Sience?)

erindine4/14/2016, 4:38:37 PM1 votes

I love when posts are relevant to league of legends