The frustration when someone else on your team picks your main

Rozair·Dec 15, 2015·85 votes·4,216 views

And has no idea how to play them....

91 Comments

Stars ShaperDec 15, 201517 votes

And won't listen to suggestions.

RozairDec 15, 20151 votes

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And won't listen to suggestions.

I main Diana. I watched someone playing her vs swain which is dianas hardest match up in my opinion I told them to build abysal first and they built morrelicon which is OK but they also would only poke with q and hope for the best but it never worked

Stars ShaperDec 15, 20153 votes

I had an enemy playing Xerath who started with the support AP item while I was on Varus mid and proceeded to push him out of lane xD

Unfortunally for it my team was so dumb to never go on him and neither protecting me so in the end he got fed after being 0/3 in lane...

Ariel the CruelDec 15, 201511 votes

Joins a pre-5; they're doing all void champs.

"DO Kha'Zix jungle."

"I don't even own him." "Just buy him - he's easy."
{Buys kha'Zix and dies to every jungle camp during first clear.} "Dude, you suck."
"I bought him at your request. Don't complain."

Not a quote - Is a true story.

TwigglesDec 15, 20159 votes

I cri evrytiem. item 3070 Garen

HeadHonchkrowDec 15, 20154 votes

How can one have no idea how to play Garen

TwigglesDec 15, 201515 votes

Exactly why I cry. T_T

TDubHDec 15, 20151 votes

How do you play garen? please help, i've never touched him and i'm curious...

Just Blame JennyDec 15, 20152 votes

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How do you play garen? please help, i've never touched him and i'm curious...

Allow me to enlighten you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTYX9R8ntfE

Simple MoonDec 15, 20158 votes

It really is heart wrenching. The whole time I'm just thinking in my head "if you don't play this champ like he/she deserves I will smite you with the lords wrath" and then when they get rekt you gotta resist the urge to type "see should have let me go top". Because you know damn well you would have played that champion better. Gah.

TDubHDec 15, 20155 votes

And then you press tab, and realize that its almost the easiest matchup possible for your champion.

Simple MoonDec 15, 20151 votes

And then you cry. Circle of life.

Troll for TrumpDec 15, 20153 votes

Good night sweet prince Shaco Talon

Yes Shaco, keep trying to duel lee sin.

Ariel the CruelDec 15, 20152 votes

SP or AD? AP can wreck Lee at lvl 3. Just gotta set up that ambush.

HighH1Dec 16, 20155 votes

I see Nasus lose to Riven and I die a little on the inside everytime

kaltenashesDec 15, 20156 votes

only one situation is worst than this

2 mains of the same champ in a mirror match

SSShutTheDuckUpDec 15, 20156 votes

That's the best possible situation! True skill matchup

kaltenashesDec 15, 20152 votes

you're one of the few of enjoys mirror matches... just hoping that new champ select makes the mirror match exclusive for one for all

SH AzykanDec 15, 20153 votes

yeah, whats even better is when the enemy:

has a skin (and you dont for whatever reason)
is way higher ranked (I'm silver 5, and love facing plats in mirror matches)
starts with an overly aggressive item (so you know they want to win hard)

And then you completely humiliate them in lane and later in the game...

Thats a BingoDec 16, 20155 votes

There's also that feeling of disappointment when he's better on your main than you are.

Vincent LuciusDec 16, 20152 votes

Rule 256 of denial in league: They're never better than you at your main, your team are just noobs that fed them.

OelykDec 15, 20154 votes

I don.t care if anyone picks them and is bad. i simply tell them I'm judging them and pick someone else.

P.S. same for the enemy, the judging is real.

My Waifu VanillaDec 15, 20157 votes

judging intensifies

Maximum MordeDec 15, 20153 votes

That doesn't happen to me much. Usually it's someone on the enemy team picking one of my mains. I then go super ultra tryhard mode and dunk the shit out of them as much as I can.

FistOfSharkieshaDec 15, 20153 votes

I had a Vladimir with AD runes so he could "Last hit easier". He then proceeded to stack armor vs an Irelia. I was so fucking frothing with rage because I had to deal with a fed Irelia AND he took the champion I was gonna use.

Over InnsmouthDec 15, 20152 votes

For personal reasons, how do you counterbuild/counter Irelia as Vlad? Even though he's my main I find her a really tough matchup to deal with if they're decent.

FistOfSharkieshaDec 15, 20152 votes

Rylai's is your best chance at not feeding or even killing her. The vast majority of her damage is on hit true damage, so she ignores your AR for the most part. Additionally Vlad has a passive revolving around building AP/HP. You can get Zhonya's but it's not going to help as much as it would vs other AD champions without the true damage. You want the HP, AP, and kiting that Rylai's gives. I would at least rush hextech revolver if not finish a Will of the Ancients, and then rush rylai's.

Over InnsmouthDec 15, 20152 votes

Yeah, that's what I thought. The problem is finishing WotA, Boots and Rylai's altogether without dying. Thanks though.

FistOfSharkieshaDec 16, 20152 votes

If you can perfect your Rylai's use and use scaling CDR glyphs you can destroy any bruiser as vlad tbh. With 40% cdr they can't touch you because they're permaslowed.

Over InnsmouthDec 16, 20152 votes

45% cdr Vlad is the dirtiest shit. I use flat 10% CDR runes and get the other thirty from SV, WotA and Lucidity Boots, but thanks for all the advice.

...I mean...I know how to play Vlad...Honest...

But thank you.

FistOfSharkieshaDec 16, 20152 votes

Also be sure to freeze lane and harass. Irelia relies on constant AAing to sustain. If you free the lane she will either not heal off your harass and get pushed out of lane or risk death, or the wave will be even closer to your turret and safer.

darkmatchwaldoDec 16, 20152 votes

To be fair if you're really bad at last hitting with mages flat AD runes aren't a bad option but i mean come on...mage last hitting doesnt get much easier than Vladimir

HayRossDec 15, 20153 votes

Gangplank The one guy who spaces his barrels about 3 inches apart and just leaves them there so the enemy can get an extra 5 gold

AlleoDec 15, 20154 votes

One of my friends mains gp and I just started making faces in lane with my barrels to piss him off.

HayRossDec 15, 20153 votes

That wouldn't piss me off, I would just laugh

AlleoDec 16, 20153 votes

I would ignore fights to throw barrels all over the place, the other team thought it was funnier than my team

Clockwork MadokaDec 15, 20153 votes

I saw an annie build a item 3085 ..

shudder

SociopathFriendDec 15, 20153 votes

My feeling whenever I see a Malz player starting with visions instead of either his Q or W.

"Why, why, why would you do that? Start with Q or W so you can get your voidling! Vincent (I call the Voidling Vincent) demands to be on the battlefield!"

SuddennDec 16, 20152 votes

I main malz and i always start e? Your voidling wont attack the enemy unless their a vision on them so thats why i dont take q lvl 1. But i must add i only use my e on the enemy and not on minions level 1

DeustheproducerDec 16, 20153 votes

when i see another TahmKench

EAT HIM. YOU CAN SAVE HIM YOU **** JUST EAT HIM. DO YOU NOT EVEN KNOW HOW TO PROC YOUR PASSIVE. YOUR Q WILL STUN THEM RIGHT NOW. I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU ULT ONE TIME

LowvyrDec 16, 20153 votes

Aatrox No one ever picks me, so I'm safe from this

SingadyDec 16, 20153 votes

Azir is my main......

It's been a hard life.

Ruin LanceDec 15, 20152 votes

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Only Play DariusDec 16, 20153 votes

Yasuo's just one of those champions who's always useless when he's on your team, but amazing on the other. Just like Shaco LeeSin MasterYi Vayne Bard

Blue Moon WolfDec 15, 20152 votes

I think I hate it more when someone picks your main and is a complete ass the whole match. It sucks when someone is bad with your main, but it's worse when they tarnish the good name of everyone who mains that champ.

RipReviveFkRitoDec 16, 20152 votes

Haven't had that problem in a long time item 3070 Karthus

BârdDec 16, 20152 votes

That feeling of absolute despair when you see a Bard take windspeakers, take E at level 1, and start coin.

Only Play DariusDec 16, 20152 votes

I don't main Yasuo (although he is getting the job done for climbing out of Bronze) but I pick him every game he isn't banned because i'm tired of my teammates playing him without practice and making a fool of themselves in game

SquidblimpDec 16, 20152 votes

It's even worse when you're playing something that isn't your main, and the enemy team picks your main, and you have to lane against them. And then you lose.