there's a really simple solution to nerfing Maokai

Big Lincoln··89 votes·2,200 views

just make more lumberjack skins

it's siontifically proven that lumberjack skins hard counter maokai, and since riot wants more hard counters, it's only logical to make more lumberjack skins

here's some suggestions for lumberjack skins

Nasus Darius both get a lumberjack axe for cuttin' them trees (darius gets a beard)

Garen gets a nice big saw blade for cuttin' them trees (garen gets a beard)

there ya go riot, maokai gets some counters and you make some money. i get 25 cents for every skin you sell as royalties, y'know, Just a lil' somethin my way for helpin' ya out so much, help a homie out i scratch ur back u scratch my back y'know

27 Comments

Weathered15 votes

This belongs in Memes and Games, not Misc.

Big Lincoln50 votes

this isn't a meme, kid

Glîtchy13 votes

[{quoted}](name=Big Lincoln,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=duG7Kyze,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2017-07-30T02:51:22.673+0000)

this isn't a meme, kid

Memes and games also include general jokes, kid.

Big Lincoln30 votes

this ain't a joke, neither, you buffoon

Ipressbutton7 votes

Funny post +1 dick point

Zedex2 votes

No, you're right, its a shit post.

Big Lincoln17 votes

how bout you meet me behind the aldi's after 3 am kiddo if you're gonna call me a me-me, for a good ol' no shirt slap down

call me a me squared and think you can get away with it

GGLineaR1 votes

Why thank you, dear moderator!

Oh, wait...

Almighty13 votes

I want Riot to make a shirtless skin for Darius.

I need it for, um, scientific reasons.

[slayer-jinx-catface]

Almighty.

oSEXYPLATYPUSo4 votes

what about his for a darius skin ?

http://imgur.com/QmIxHmq

mrgiraffeweevil2 votes

Looks like Rossboomsocks to me

AwesomeGuyDj2 votes

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Looks like Rossboomsocks to me

Lmao it does.

Catastrop2 votes

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Looks like Rossboomsocks to me

Lmao glad I'm not the only who saw this

TheMoralSupport1 votes

You should see the new Pool party Graves chromas [slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

DeerGreenwood1 votes

pool party Darius

Fack you Brad7 votes

Why don't they take some of his bulk away and use that wood to make some nice counters?

I wood like some Maokai Counters®

LostFr0st2 votes

Blitzcrank can be the cherrypicker.

GrReaper962 votes

Wood King Darius counts as a lumberjack already

underscores2222 votes

It's true - my buddy has never won a game as Maokai against a Lumberjack Sion. We don't know how or why, but the curse is real.

TimX24968B2 votes

chainsaw sword garen pls

Bandolier1 votes

I thought you were going to suggest Riot makes a Lumberjack Maokai.

Kloqdq1 votes

Big Lincoln at it again with the great wisdom.

yingwhy1 votes

Battlecast Skarner hard counters Maokai because he has TWO chainsaws for hands

Dataless1 votes

This game can always use more lumberjacks.

Darius Garen JarvanIV Jayce Tryndamere Udyr

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