Message to all midlaners who know when to roam or simply push tower

ShadowPledge·Dec 19, 2015·37 votes·3,135 views

Midlaners who know when to roam out of your lane to help your friends. Or those who know that mid lane pressure can be great if the enemy midlaner left to roam and you already pinged danger to your fellow friends as well as pinging missing enemy. If your one of these people who has a great sense of objective control and sense of what to do next, this message is for you.

Solve for i

9x-7i > 3(3x-7u)

Solution:

9x-7i > 3(3x-7u) develop 3(3x-7u) 9x-7i > 9x-21u -9x -9x -7i > -21u divide both sides by 7 i < 3 u

(as people mentioned there was a mistake, sorry, i was trying to write this out of memory from what someone showed me, woops, either way the message got through and im quite happy so many people like math.)

I had writen 9x-7i < 3(3x-7u), which is wrong i should have double checked, sorry :P

Much love to all Midlaners

33 Comments

TransgressorDec 19, 201541 votes

Message to all shitty bot laners who think after getting their asses handed over to them hardcore, they are elligible to come mid lane and turn the game into ARAM just because they can:

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/whentheycry/images/5/50/Fuck_you.jpg/revision/20150523075437

A Miss FortuneDec 19, 20158 votes

Most of the time I play Mid it usually ends up in a 3v3 lane right after the 5v5 party bot and the ADCs just assume all of that CS is meant for them.

Ariel the CruelDec 19, 20157 votes

ADCs just assume all of that CS is meant for them.

I can see why this might be confusing. Let help.

All CS is meant for ADC's. All kills too. And objectives. And jungle camps. Anything that gives gold is their exclusive property. You should be thankful they're even willing to "share".

Ayame IsakiDec 19, 20151 votes

I had a 2/6 Vayne sit in base and complain that my 10/4 Evelynn Jungle with more CS than her wouldn't let her have the red buff (which, according to her, jungle camps belong to the ADC after laning phase, and then said I stole it from her). Even 4v5 we had a shot. The Vayne came back and managed to survive a team fight and proclaimed "this is why I deserve red buff".

She spent the rest of the match hiding then kill stealing whenever a fight went in our favor.

Match in question: http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2040609958/220515279?tab=overview

Ariel the CruelDec 19, 20155 votes

Riven And as we can plainly see, your honor, The 7/6/10 Vayne carried her dead weight team mates all the way to victory. If not for her sole efforts, they would have lost within the first 5 minutes of the game. Meanwhile, the death markers indicate that Eve managed to die in the middle of bottom river. now last I checked, nothing sits in that area except scuttle crab. Which proves just how bad this eve actually is; after all, it takes a certain type of player to feed a monster that does no damage. To make matters worse, you can also see how both Nidalee and Illaoi managed to die the the same spot. Proving they were just as bad as this Eve.

Therefore, I ask that this Eve's claims be dismissed on account of incompetence. And further, both Nidalee and Illaoi be silenced for the duration of this trial.

The defense rests.

Ayame IsakiDec 19, 20151 votes

As the Eve player, I accept the judgment of the court.

Only Play DariusDec 19, 20152 votes

ADC's can go fuck themselves. If they want the resources they must prove they deserve it. I have absolutely no problem giving half my camps to the 6/1 Graves, but the moment the 0/8 Caitlyn decides my lane is hers just because she's too much of a failure to get gold in her own lane is the moment I let that player die

Riot continuing to make ADC the most important role is why so many ADC mains are disgusting inadequate worthless scumbags who act however they want and manage to get away with it because they hold their team hostage

Ariel the CruelDec 19, 201511 votes

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. . .

And then everybody died.

Thresh Hm.... I feel like I'm forgetting something. . .

Except Thresh.

B1naryB0tDec 20, 20151 votes

Thresh lives on salt.

D rokDec 19, 20151 votes

And then they salvage their ego at the end of the game by saying something like "I got most farm - team too heavy."

[slayer-jinx-unamused]

WheatloafDec 19, 20158 votes

Thank you for your... Contribution.

TurquoiseYoshiDec 19, 20154 votes

I'm that asshole that points out that i is used to signify imaginary numbers and normally shouldn't be used as a simple variable.

Merry Christmas.

ZAggie2Dec 19, 20154 votes

Normally shouldn't, but if I was making my own equation, I would use whatever variables I pleased! (Off Meta Variable Choices OP)

ShadowPledgeDec 23, 20151 votes

true, but any variable can be used, and therefore, if choose to i can choose i. and in the context you can see it isnt used for imaginary numbers, it is simply a variable i used

PythonlordDec 19, 20153 votes

Sorry... but... u made a mistake: I fix it 4 u.

9x-7i < 3(3x-7u) develop 3(3x-7u) 9x-7i < 9x-21u -9x -9x -7i < -21u **> divide both sides by 7 -> i < 3 u **

So it is actually:

9x-7i > 3(3x-7u) develop 3(3x-7u) 9x-7i > 9x-21u -9x -9x -7i > -21u divide both sides by -7 i < 3 u

ShadowPledgeDec 23, 20151 votes

Thank you sorry about that. :P

Only Play DariusDec 19, 20152 votes

Honestly I hate when midlaners roam. If i'm jungling then I am forced to hold mid, as jungler i'm always3 levels lower than the opposing midlaner because of preseason changes and they end up killing me under turret

WhiteGuyWannaBeDec 19, 20158 votes

Then they are doing it wrong.

ProzzakDec 19, 20154 votes

Then Jelly is jungling wrong. Mind you, I am something like 18-2 over my last 20 games of jungle this season (mostly on Kha, couple Hec games in there).

Tails DollDec 20, 20151 votes

Anecdotal evidence is not accepted on this court.

And yes, if a mid laner roam forces the jungler to hold mid the mid laner is doing something wrong. You should only roam when you were able to push your lane/enemy mid laner was forced to back due harras.

ProzzakDec 19, 20152 votes

You are jungling wrong if you are 3 levels below. I am consistently around the same level as the opposing teams solo laners when I jungle. You either are not provided enough pressure on their solo lanes or you are doing really bad jungle routes.

Owatatsumi KamiDec 19, 20152 votes

Not really it is easy to fall behind in jungle even with good routes. If you make one bad play especially very early that can really screw you over. This is compared to last season. There are still ways to get back but it takes a lot more effort and depends on how your lanes are doing. The fast pace of the game really punish mistakes especially in jungle.

As for your mid roaming. If they are doing a bad roam or just over staying in another lane hanging out then, yeah you can be mad. If it is a good roam then you should probably be getting in on the action and just leave mid alone since the lane should be pushed in to the enemy's tower or neutral. You should be moving with your team and taking advantage of situations where you have a numbers advantage. Enemy laner(s) back? Is it top? Team up and get Rift Herald, take tower, or make a TP play bot. Is it mid? Work together and roam top or bot (even coordinate with your top to help out if they can), take tower, or get vision down in enemy jungle for future objectives. Bot backs? Take tower, get vision in jungle, take dragon, etc.

Even if you or your team is behind there are plays you can do simply because you have the numbers advantage and are making plays where the majority of the enemy team isn't and won't be soon.

PUS5Y DE5TROYERDec 19, 20152 votes

i=sqrt(-1)

zacktootallDec 19, 20151 votes

how cute

ModAttysu The PoroDec 19, 20151 votes

Fuck this shit I just barely passed my Algebra II test a day ago. XD

FowusDec 19, 20151 votes

CressiliaDec 19, 20151 votes

I remember playing Ahri against a Kat and I made sure to play extra safe, except I was behind on farm so I couldn't roam but I'm a ping maniac so I was ok. Kat constantly roamed bot, and at one point I remeber our 2/6 Lucian asking me, 1/1(which went to Rek'Sai, actually) "Why is Kat fed?" Our Teemo support also flamed me for not chasing a 11/2 Kat who "literally had no health" They were constantly flaming me but little did they know I'm a support main who doesn't know crap about playing mid

Jeddy017Dec 19, 20151 votes

Well,I would have done it myself.You didn't really have to give us the answer right away.

SulghunterDec 19, 20151 votes

I once played Syndra against this Katarina who spent more time roaming then pushing mid. Bot lane wanted me to chase her whenever she roamed, but I knew I'd be screwed if Katarina got the jump on me in the jungle, so I just pushed like mad, taking the first two towers, while my first tower was untouched.

GrReaper96Dec 20, 20151 votes

Or when you ping top like 5 times and they dont give sht and end up dying by a mid roam and then flame and report you.

TSM ScarraDec 20, 20151 votes

Sorry but the order of operations is wrong. When you divide or multiply both sides in an inequality equation to solve for something, the symbol changes side/reversed.

So the answer should be: i > 3 u. Which indeed ruins the whole threads meaning...... downvotes inc!