In Praise of Easy and Unmechanical Champions

ArnoldSchwarzens·10/15/2016, 2:59:32 PM·7 votes·342 views

Like there are so many people bragging about how much they main the shit out of Azir or Yasuo and how hard it was to master them and blah blah.

Meanwhile for me Master Yi is as mechanical as it gets. There are just so many reasons not to choose to feed your ass off about 50 games in a row to learn how Lee Sin works in favor of playing a champion 2-3 games and having him or her figured out by then.

You think it feels good when you completely outsmarted and outplayed your opponent in a tense mechanical 1v1?

Well then you don't know what it feels like to play against a Riven main, having her flash and dodge everything and dance around you just to right click her and Q from time to time as Mundo to truck her down anyway. Then you drop the "Mundo think u a big sissy" taunt on her corpse while spamming mastery and watch her complain about "noob champs" in all chat.

THAT is what real statisfaction feels like.

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OurLestrade10/15/2016, 3:31:45 PM1 votes

I remember back in 2014 pulling out a lot of Swain top and going against Rivens and Yasuos and junk, all flying around trying to show off. So satisfying just to E and throw autos at their stupid faces :P Same thing with Taric top too. Trying to be flashy won't save you!