Da fuq did I jus read?

Nucleophilic atk··6 votes·1,108 views

We mentioned Zed as a good example of what we refer to as a "Healthy Assassin" Zed's pattern of poking from a distance and waiting for the moment to strike is layered with counterplay and complexity

Patch notes, y u do dis?

I'm so confused. He is the definition of not healthy. He has insane damage, crazy wave clear, and is one of the safest champs. Combine this with Hexdrinker and mana nerfs to every single mana champ, and you get the permaban that is Zed. Yes, permaban definitely means a champ is in a "healthy" state.

Zed wasn't even that strong in my opinion until you completely shit on mana. Now he gets to trade like crazy while the enemy's only counter play is to dodge since they are going to be out of mana. Honestly, I am struggling to think of a bad aspect of Zed's game. Stop worrying so much about your #LCSBIGPLAYS please.

And honestly, Zed isn't even that big of a deal for me since I just pick Fiddles, it is pretty much a skill matchup from there. But with him being permabanned, how the hell can you say he is what you think of as a healthy assassin? He is about as health as your other #LCSBIGPLAY champs, Thresh, Lee, J4.

21 Comments

Balderdash10003 votes

But, but, he has mobility! And looks flashy in the lcs! How can that not be healthy??

Nucleophilic atk2 votes

Lol, exactly why I said the point about lcs big plays! It is just frustrating how they think. I mean, they aren't even trying at this point with Zed. Let's make his attack speed a little lower, when no1 is even saying a thing about it lol.

JØJł3 votes

gotta nerf his AS so he takes only 1 more second to kill your turret.

Nucleophilic atk3 votes

I literally can't get over "layed with counterplay and complexity. He is about as complex as Ryze. Throw out your shadow and Q/E. Repeat until opponent is low and hiding behind turret. Hit R+AA+E + escape = kill.

How in the Hell is this complex lol?

Nucleophilic atk2 votes

And about his counterplay?

Try to farm? Nope. Get harassed. Try to push? Nope. Can't push that waveclear. Try to dive? Nope. Shadow away. Try to play safe and farm by turret? Nope. Chunk you down with poke and then press R. Try to camp with jungler? Nope. Shadow away.

Remember rito, your champs are supposed to be fun to play and** fun to play against.**

Nucleophilic atk2 votes

Oh, lets not forget that you have to rush Zhonyas if you don't want to die to his ult. It really helps you since he can just do another rotation in about 3 seconds. So, you didn't die but you still have to leave lane anyway.

Also, since you had to rush Zhonyas to delay your death by a couple of seconds, you are royally fucked because you couldn't buy your mana regain/CD item. Have fun lanning against a spammy poke/crazy wave clear champ with no resources and short CDs with your long CD shitty mana regain nerfed champ. GG rito. The intelligence is strong with you.

Junkο1 votes

Oh no you need to build something else than the same 6 items in the exact same order every single game, the terror!

Nucleophilic atk2 votes

Not sure if trolling or really that unintelligent.

Junkο1 votes

Wait so you actually always build the exact same stuff every single game? How are you even gold?

Nucleophilic atk2 votes

Did I say that? Why can't Fiddles have a 10 second fear? You can just build QSS against it right?

Junkο1 votes

Fiddlestick fear isn't on a 2 minute cooldown early game and deals 0 damage. You are just trying to be smart when you are making yourself look dumb instead.

Nucleophilic atk2 votes

Exactly, it deals 0 damage, not 150% of your max health. People bitched that a 3 second single target 0 damage spell was OP when they clearly could have bought a QSS. People complain about Akali being OP would you could just buy a spirit visage in lane.

Junkο1 votes

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Nucleophilic atk2 votes

You haven't made a single point yet lol.

Junkο1 votes

Says the person who comapred building QSS against a 3 sec fear on a really low CD to building Zhonya against a 2 minute cooldown ultimate

Nucleophilic atk1 votes

Because both fall under your "Omg have to change build" category. Anyway, you are obviously trolling so I'm done talking to you. Bye bye. Thanks for bumping my thread :D.

Junkο1 votes

You don't have to change build because of a 3 second 0 dmg cc. You HAVE to change build because of a nuke that will otherwise take you from 100 health to 0. You are just retarded

Nucleophilic atk1 votes

I find it funny when unintelligent people call others "retarded".

Calabok1 votes

i agree Nerf Zed

Junkο1 votes

Zed main here, i got cancer from reading patch notes

Nucleophilic atk1 votes

I'm still waiting for a single weakness he has.

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