Enough with this calling people "%%%%%%"

Nucleophilic atk··143 votes·10,245 views

If you want to be insulting, at least call them something that is ACTUALLY insulting....like a business major.

Edit: Lol at all the business majors commenting, "No. You should say __ major instead."

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Pæan22 votes

I call them poopoo heads or dumbdumbs... I also play a lot of Lulu so it just fits her theme of young-mindedness xD

Nucleophilic atk33 votes

I shall let you know, I am 23 years old and in pharmacy school and I still call people dumbdumb. It is perfectly acceptable for all ages.

Pæan8 votes

Lol, wasnt saying it was "young-exclusive", just that it is what I imagine Lulu would say with her young-minded outlook xD ya dumbdumb >:D

Nucleophilic atk5 votes

OOOOOhhhhhh he called me a dumbdumb!!! Lyte, please come save me from this toxicity!!!

A Miss Fortune2 votes

Oddly when I play Lulu I feel like I take on her personality a bit, it might also be because I spam cntrl 4 throughout literally the entire game until the enemy top lane Maokai leaves game because of it or my ADC says something like "if you keep spamming that I feed"

Lulu for best laugh in game only topped by Nunu Bot

Pæan1 votes

Exactly the same for me, or when I play Braum . Nothing really is gonna bother me and I'll just spam laugh and dance around knowing I'm either too fast (lulu) or too tanky (braum) to die. I love her laugh, ever listen to it in the korean voiceover? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XElAsnAQWqo&t=00m32s I would probably hate myself if that was the NA laugh

A Miss Fortune3 votes

If that was the NA laugh I would probably main Lulu.

GaleWinUnleashed3 votes

If that was her laugh for NA I would probably switch to playing exclusively the Wicked Lulu skin.

SmknWdl18 votes

No that's dumb, call them something really insulting, like a feminist

Nucleophilic atk20 votes

I think your view of the word feminist is misconstrued. If you generally don't think women are equal as people, you are letting some of your business major show.

SmknWdl14 votes

Im not talking about the feminists saying women are equal, they are totally fine. (just for the record i dont think gender matters either way) I just dont like the feminists that are all up in your face with dumb shit and other crap and keep complaining about oppression towards women when really there isn't that much at all anymore.

Nucleophilic atk12 votes

So you are not talking about feminists at all then. You are talking about crazy psycho women. That's all you had to say lol.

Trumpet6 votes

Misandry is the word you are looking (people who believe that women should be greater than man in every way and that all men are pigs).

Feminism is the idea that people should be equal regardless of gender.

Nucleophilic atk5 votes

Misandry...also called crazy psycho women lol.

Trumpet5 votes

touche

WhiteGuyWannaBe6 votes

Except that almost all crazy psycho women call themselves feminists... and tend to be taken far to seriously. Yeah the (hopefully) vast majorities of feminists aren't crazy psychos but enough of them are to seriously taint the label. Its pretty much what the WBBC and a lot of televangelists do for Christianity. There is also the issue that the closer feminism comes to attaining its goals the less it is really necessary in Western countries and the more the true missandrists begin to shine further tainting the movement. So while I could technically consider myself a Feminist, MRA, and LGBT right's activist, I just go with the term egalitarian or humanitarian.

Nucleophilic atk7 votes

I understand what you are saying completely. I was just pointing out that the crazy psycho women are not feminist, despite them claiming otherwise lol.

WhiteGuyWannaBe4 votes

Doesn't that come down to the true Scotsman fallacy though? I mean christians can say WBBC aren't real christians, MRA's can say misogynists aren't real MRA's, feminists can say misandrists aren't real feminists, but I don't see any real qualifiers where you can say definitively that THOSE don't belong to x movement. There are several early feminists who are called feminists by every history book I have seen, but who were the most hateful bigoted people imaginable, and the same could be said of any group. I know I'm getting off on a bit of a tangent here, but the whole "but they aren't REAL ...." has always bugged me.

Also when someone throws around the term "Feminist" as an insult, practically everyone understand exactly what they are referring to. It is a stupid insult because it covers such a huge range of people, but it is generally understood. IMO "Faggot" has a much older and group inclusive insult. All gay males are "fags", all women are not feminists, by last reports less then 20% would identify as such.

Nucleophilic atk6 votes

It does not. Feminist believe that women should be EQUAL. Crazy psycho women that believe women should get EXTRA rights over men are, by definition, NOT feminist.

Jubbinaut8 votes

I would add to this that it's fully possible for a person to be a bigoted feminist. Hating men and seeking equality are not necessarily mutually exclusive ideas.

Though it's true enough that they often are exclusive.

Sammystorm1 votes

Honestly you can argue that the idea that women and men are equal is crazy. Men and women are emotionally and physically different. so trying to compare two different but not equal parts seems silly. However that does not justify discriminating against either sex. It is just simply pointing out (a few among many) that women as a whole tend to be in less physical work place environments and also tend to have radically different thought processes. Not saying that they can't do those things but usually it is at a significantly reduced rate then a male counterpart. Same with men they are usually not as good as women at certain things. Equal rights is different. Men and women should have the ability to be just as successful as everyone else and is something we should strive for but universal equality is kind of silly because it is virtually impossible to achieve because of the biological differences between men and women.

Nucleophilic atk2 votes

I can't even express how much I agree with this. When I, and I would imagine most people who actually think about things, say "equality" in an equal opportunity sense. I constantly argue with my GF that certain things, like heavy lifting jobs, should actually pay men more. They can do more, so they should be compensated accordingly. This is also a generalization. If I get some huge ass butch woman that can lift a car, I would pay that girl out the ass.

AbrahamBaconham3 votes

It turns out that crazy psycho women are, contrary to what GD would have you believe, are a serious minority when compared to actual feminists. They receive disproportionate attention due to how unbelievably awful they are, a phenomenon that happens with the extremists of all movements, especially now with the prominence of social media.

Sythriel Draken16 votes

Could always just call them a riot balance team employee ;)

Nucleophilic atk25 votes

While the balance team might make really really stupid decisions at times (really, Zed and Lee are 'healthy'?), most of the game is in an OK state balance wise in my opinion.

FunkmasterFunk13 votes

I've never once called a homosexual individual a faggot. Rather, the only people I refer to as faggots are those people that can also be described as douchebags. With that said, I'm not gay and I don't know what kind of emotional toll words like this have on the homosexual community so I try to avoid it as much as possible.

Now regarding your joke, a business major who has no intentions of pursing an MBA or other higher degree should be made fun of, otherwise it has the potential to open the door to a lot of lucrative job opportunities. And since I'm sure you're wondering, I'm a psychology major myself so there is no bias in regards to my views on the degree.

I also realize that I analyzed your post way more than I should have, thus taking all the fun out of the joke, but in all honesty it wasn't really that funny to begin with. Sorry.

The Vilemaw Icon3 votes

As a psychology graduate student, think real hard before making that next step. It's a long road ahead.

I Main Swain13 votes

take faggot as a compliment

Verandure7 votes

Political Science majors. The butt of all jokes.

Bard in a Diaper7 votes

you sound like the kind of person i would call a faggot so I'll have to keep using it as long as people fit the bill so to speak.

Toa of Death7 votes

dumbdumb you have gumgum?

Drackolus6 votes

I'm a fan of "cunt" "harlot" and "skank."

Nucleophilic atk15 votes

You need to advance your vocabulary past that of a 12 year old.

Drackolus2 votes

NAW DOOD I guess the effect was lost in translation. Probably because I didn't explain myself. My bad. I specifically use those words because nobody uses them. And I don't use them at insulting times. It's usually something like "Rengar you skank why did you kill me when I trying to ward alone like an idiot D=" It's purely for comedic effect, and it (usually) works. Because I'm not actually a toxic... cunt. But let's a be real - "harlot?" What 12 year old knows that word?

Nucleophilic atk2 votes

After Avenged Sevenfold, plenty do lol. Or at least plenty at the time that they song was popular xD

You would also be surprised at the amount 12 year olds do with the lack of parenting these days.

Drackolus1 votes

I forgot about that song, though they didn't use that word as an insult. Besides, that song came out in 2005 (thanks Google). Not really a time-appropriate insult.

And lack of parenting "these days?" Come on now. Why would you think it was somehow better in the past?

Nucleophilic atk1 votes

Judging by the amount of prego 16 year olds, I would say yes.

Drackolus2 votes

You mean that rate that's going down? http://www.hhs.gov/ash/oah/adolescent-health-topics/reproductive-health/teen-pregnancy/trends.html Awareness is increasing, but rates have been dropping for a long time.

FHMarshy5 votes

LMFAO I LAUGHED SOO HARD LMAO

Sirsir5 votes

Whats so insulting about being a business major? Lawyer I would understand, but business major?

Crate of Cobras4 votes

I like "vacillating sea-cucumber" personally.

Nucleophilic atk2 votes

That is a lot of effort for the amount of people I need to call dumb lol.

junglerboy162 votes

but it leaves them so confused that they are often completely out of it for the rest of that match scratching their heads like "wait, is that an insult? Dang it I can't tell if that's an insult!"

Sirsir2 votes

Sea cucumber is always an insult, unless its a joke about exotic foodstuffs

Cupkek3 votes

I like "two-faced trollop" best.

BakugoBestBoy3 votes

It honestly never bothers me when people use this insult because I immediately invision them as this: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/010/319/almostpolitically.gif this: http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/angry_gamer_boy.jpg or this: http://schmoesknow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/9-waterboy.jpg

and can't actually be mad at any of them.

Killstrado3 votes

In all seriousness I hate seeing the word faggot used in chat, it's disgusting and If it bothers me so much I can only imagine how awful it would make someone that is gay feel. ive gotten angry and call names which isn't right either but my insults are usually there mistakes followed by "idiot or moron" because I tried to be nice but they got shitty with me after I tried to give them some advice or asked for help

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