Panda Teemo Plush

Quoting from the merch store:

His diet consists of 99% bamboo. The other 1% is the souls of his enemies /(◉౪◉)

I think you got those numbers reversed Riot.

This product is not intended for children under 3 years.

If you read the fine print it says that Riot is not responsible for any children under 3 years old who are possessed by this toy.

I'm half tempted to buy one just so I can burn it, though burning such a cursed object could have dire consequences.