do chicks dig guys with big boobs?

I'm sure they do. Just look at the Captain America movie. He went from flat-chested to C-cup.

Is this post meant to serious, or is it just a funny call? Can't tell really.

Not to be that guy who says you need to have packs to be liked, but really, slim down a bit. For your own health.

While everyone does have different tastes, the generally prevailing idea is that skinny men (usually between 120-180) pounds are the most attractive because of the idea of them being 'fit'. 310 is Unhealthy, and you should seriously consider getting more exercise lest you incur health problems later on in your life.