What was Riot thinking for this Blitzcrank Poro Round-up game?!

Don't get me wrong, the game is extremely fun and addicting, but there is one specific part which makes me want to cry and bang my head in to a wall. . . . . . That's right, Corki. Originally when I saw he was unlockable I thought to myself "huh, he doesn't have a pull ability, so how does that work?" Then in the loading screen it shows him with URF and I freak out thinking that is brilliant! Until...I realized there was no pull with Urf, only a flip with the spatula....which throws the Poros directly in BARON'S MOUTH! As the player you are literally serving Baron a nice helping of Poros, putting them in his mouth for him. I cried on the inside when this happened, I didn't think Riot would be so cruel as to force the player to do something as such. I thought, maybe, you just bump the poros for a while and the level will end?

NOPE! It dosen't end unless you save the poros... But Corki doesn't save them, he brutally murders them... So there is no level beyond the first for Corki. Hell, as the other characters you see the villianous or psychotic trying to stop you from saving the poros, merely by stunning you for brief moments. They don't hurt you, or do anything to directly kill the poros in an unstoppable manor. As we can see from this game, Corki is by far the most cruel, unusual, and evil character in all of League of Legends, since he takes the poor helpless Poros (seeing as no one is there trying to save them) and makes it easier on Baron by throwing them into his mouth for him. The worst part of this? CORKI GETS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN RETURN FOR HELPING BARON. He does this out of pure joy! Hell, once Baron's hunger is satisfy, Corki and Urf can be seen jumping with some sick pleasure of murdering the cutest and most innocent creatures in all of Runeterra.

And so my fellow summoners, it is not Noxus, Zaun, The Void, The Iceborn, The Shadow Isles, or Veigar which we should fear and aim to defeat...no...it is the monstrosity known as Corki. In fact, I declare we should make an alliance between ALL nations to work together and stop this monster!