Mind of an adc.

Oh enemy team has champs who can burst...hmm what should i do? OH i know!! I'll wander off to the other side of the map get destroyed by the enemy because im not a challenger 500+ level adc and my champ isn't built to kite in 1v1's and then complain to rito that assasins/mages have no counteplay. Then other shitty ad players will join the bandwagon and we gonna nerf said champ!! YES that would be great! then i can finally splitpush 1v1 anyone like the outplay i saw on Gosu's channel when he was 30-0 with Vayne. A fine idea by me the 50iq adc player! and riot will surely listen to me cause i'm their favorite crybaby role.