TBH they should just call them patch jokes
"Spirit Visage that’s the spirit
TOTAL COST 2750 gold ⇒ 2700 gold MAGIC RESIST 55 ⇒ 60 BASE HEALTH REGEN 100% ⇒ 150%"
"thats the spirit"
Im laughing my ass off everytime I read these things
edit: I thought I might add: post your favorite "patch jokes" here
Only Play Darius3 votesI really appreciate them.
5.14 
_Proc you like a hurricane _ : Steel Tempest's Whirlwind now properly applies on hit effects to the first target
Shit's genius.
Arcade Andrew1 votesThis was one of the best ones I love some of the really older ones but I cant remember them off the top of my head (Im talking patches back in season three 3.14 was a great one for pie jokes...)
1000angrybees2 votesI particularly like the one about Lucian with the emojis. Very up to date.
Arcade Andrew1 votesyes indeed
Beoridas1 votesi loved the kassadin one. I chuckle everytime.
Arcade Andrew2 votesI also love the whole "marketing" speech for this :
"Tired of being told that you’re a ‘melee damage-dealer’ while being blown up at the beginning of a teamfight? Look no further - Sterak’s is here for all your berserking needs."
I read it everytime in a classic TV paid programming person
Mordepool1 votesI enjoyed most. But none of the Mordekaiser jokes
Arcade Andrew1 votesWhats wrong with those T_T?
Mordepool1 votesMordes a very touchy subject with me atm. Which soured the jokes to me. Nothing against the guy who wrote them
Arcade Andrew1 votesIdk I like the morde changes (I can finally support or jungle morde and have a pet dragon!)
Besides the jokes are great
I know its not in mordes but when they said "Yes thats a zero" In darius ult thing I laughed my ass off
Mordepool1 votesMorde won't be a support. ADC replacement. Also he won't jungle. Go try it if you canget it to work with 2 abilities great but I sincerely doubt it. Tbh s2 Mordekaiser could 2v1. This new craptastic one and. Pre patch morde he's fallen a long way
Arcade Andrew1 votesADC morde..? god no AP morde support sounds mucho better
Arcade Andrew1 votesnow weve spent to much time discussing morde.. BACK TO THE JOKES "thats the spirit"