What your adc is really thinking

"I just want to passively farm all game because I have a global ult"

"I like shooting people from very far away because I cant be killed like that"

"All the minions are mine and if you touch them ill afk!"

"Im really bad at last hitting and auto attacking but maybe if I play ezreal nobody will notice"

"I probably shouldnt have picked graves as an adc."

"If i build anything it will work"

" I like to blow shit up"

"My eyes hurt from being so close to the screen but I have to dodge every little crack on the rift"

"It doesnt really matter if I die because I can still kill you anyway"

"The second your out of place im going to dash in"

" Ill just wait for the perfect moment to ult in a teamfight... otherwise im just going to stand way back here in the back."

" I should have went top"

" I only picked Sivir because they have a blitzcrank"

"If anything moves ill just jump away or ult"

" Im a mid main" "Whats my w do?"

"Some day I will rule the world"

" Ill just mash these buttons and hope for the best"

" They really need to do something about ziggs bot lane but in the mean time ill just abuse it for freelow"

"LOL im an adc"