No Pizza in this Fking game

Penta Penguin·9/16/2015, 5:16:43 PM·81 votes·11,481 views

Why is there no pizza in this game? Have you ever stopped to consider Riot how dumb this is.

77 Comments

RiotMeddler9/16/2015, 5:56:47 PM152 votes

We have considered the lack of pizza in LoL, multiple times. Each time our conclusion was 'we should go eat pizza'.

Back in a bit, going to eat pizza.

Forbidden Siren9/16/2015, 5:17:13 PM32 votes

Play Taric or Mordekaiser. They got some nice pizza feet.

Linna Excel9/16/2015, 6:06:35 PM9 votes

Box of pizza - upgrades from flask

Has 8 charges, each charge restores 15% of missing HP and mana for target ally (it's supporty). 10 second CD. Refills at base. Takes up a trinket slot.

Rozzeta9/17/2015, 10:57:26 PM6 votes

There was pizza in the game, but then they updated TF and Sivir.

Placentas9/16/2015, 5:27:08 PM5 votes

The thing is, I would totally play as a slice of pizza. Or we could have a Pizza Zac skin. He can either look like a pizza, or be dressed as a pizza delivery guy. When he dies his globs are slices of pizza.

RpgDusky9/16/2015, 11:53:34 PM4 votes

It's because Pantheon didn't become a baker.

LithiumWednesday9/17/2015, 1:15:25 AM4 votes

Mordekaiser Taric

illusydara9/17/2015, 8:45:54 AM3 votes

Servers are in Chicago now. Best you can even hope for is tomato soup in a breadbowl.

GhastlyGhoulMan9/16/2015, 11:37:53 PM2 votes

What are you talking about? There's PLENTY of pizza in this game... Just ask Taric and Mordekaiser.

MetalGearTeemu9/16/2015, 8:09:23 PM2 votes

zoom in on blue side bottom lane and have a look around.

i think you'll find there is more pizza in league then you think.

Mibster9/16/2015, 8:16:15 PM2 votes

There actually is a hidden slice of pizza in Summoner's Rift... So actually yes, this game does in fact have pizza.

thenotoriousman9/16/2015, 8:52:29 PM2 votes

I expected this thread to be complaining about the lack of a /pizza command. Can't tell if I'm disappointed it's not.

Chicken4dinner9/20/2015, 2:30:18 PM1 votes

TF needs to be a part of the pizza delivery team

Akesgeroth9/17/2015, 1:12:44 PM1 votes

Where is my Delivery Girl Sivir? Replace her chakram with a pizza and there you go! Hell, when she ults, she should yell "UNDER 30 MINUTES OR IT'S FREE!"

Flawless Fetus9/17/2015, 5:37:21 PM1 votes

What about Taric's pizza feet?