No Pizza in this Fking game
Why is there no pizza in this game? Have you ever stopped to consider Riot how dumb this is.
77 Comments
RiotMeddler152 votesWe have considered the lack of pizza in LoL, multiple times. Each time our conclusion was 'we should go eat pizza'.
Back in a bit, going to eat pizza.
Remlap122318 votes
I JUST WANNA BAKE!
In before 420 comments.
IcyPepper7 votesWell you have to get high as a kite before landing his ult.
Sorry I had to.
Pikmints5 votesDo I hear a Delivery Braum skin? Q fires Pizza and ult tears up crust with cheese around it.
KING OF MASKS42 votesPizza Delivery Sivir would solve these problems.
RottedApples66 votesChaotic Reks32 votesTHE ORDER IS GIVEN
GhastlyGhoulMan12 votesPlease can we have a fast food chain of champ skins? Griddlesticks (Fiddlesticks) as a grill boy, Cashier Azir, Delivery Girl Sivir, Biggie-Sized Gragas, and Baconivia (Anivia).
Silven6 votesNeeds more puns. Cashzir, Desiviry Girl, McGragas
Malicious Fury3 votesGragas Grande (Mexican Food Gragas).
Murlainn4 votesWHY IS THIS NOT A THING!? CAN SHE PLEASE THROW A PIZZA!? PLEASE LET HER THROW A PIZZA. I WANT TO THROW A PIZZA AT MY ENEMIES.
Red Ryu1 votesGod I want these skins to be real.
FastAsHeck4 votesthere is so much potential for food skins. wants to be a baker, 
could deliver pizzas around and 
THE ORDER IS GIVEN!
TurquoiseYoshi10 votesHuh. Maybe you guys could make a skin for Delivery someone... maybe Braum, or Sivir, or...
Brb going out for pizza
At 3:30
Hex Veiler5 votesHow about a piece of the champ? (I can't find the source I got this from ;-;)
Ravenstiker6 votesHow about a piece of the champ? (I can't find the source I got this from ;-;)
Now Imagine if he had a real weapon.
Hex Veiler2 votesNow Imagine if he had a real weapon.
Does a rolling pin count as a real weapon?
YCitizenSnipsY5 votesThey made a joke on the old forums for this concept
"Imagine if I had a real topping"
FastAsHeck1 votesPIJAX
Gostreiver2 votesHow about a piece of the champ? (I can't find the source I got this from ;-;)
warden jax does look cool as hell. But this . This is much better.
Raid Boss Morde2 votes
Don't worry, we have plenty of pizza!
CubedJustice1 votesI fail to believe Pantheon's so called pizza feet exist. Look at them, They aren't even there.
Forbidden Siren32 votesPlay Taric or Mordekaiser. They got some nice pizza feet.
AMYS GRAVE4 votes Pizza feet is numero uno.
Linna Excel9 votesBox of pizza - upgrades from flask
Has 8 charges, each charge restores 15% of missing HP and mana for target ally (it's supporty). 10 second CD. Refills at base. Takes up a trinket slot.
Deep Terror Nami14 votesSounds... OPizza.
Kinjishi1 votesHas 8 charges, each charge deteriorates 5% HP and MP (clogged arteries). If used by support, it reduces HP and MP for both support and adc. If used by Soraka or Sona, then all teammates impacted by "heal" incur a loss of both stats as well. No CD - eat as much as you want (until you run out of stats).
AMYS GRAVE6 votes
Nahara3 votesPIZZA THE HUT!
Rozzeta6 votesThere was pizza in the game, but then they updated TF and Sivir.
Roasted Sigurd1 votesThis made me laugh way harder than it should have.
Placentas5 votesThe thing is, I would totally play as a slice of pizza. Or we could have a Pizza Zac skin. He can either look like a pizza, or be dressed as a pizza delivery guy. When he dies his globs are slices of pizza.
RpgDusky4 votesIt's because didn't become a baker.
LithiumWednesday4 votes
SlowChemical1 votesYes.
illusydara3 votesServers are in Chicago now. Best you can even hope for is tomato soup in a breadbowl.
Penta Penguin1 votesupvoted
MetalGearTeemu2 voteszoom in on blue side bottom lane and have a look around.
i think you'll find there is more pizza in league then you think.
Mibster2 votesThere actually is a hidden slice of pizza in Summoner's Rift... So actually yes, this game does in fact have pizza.
thenotoriousman2 votesI expected this thread to be complaining about the lack of a /pizza command. Can't tell if I'm disappointed it's not.
GhastlyGhoulMan2 votesWhat are you talking about? There's PLENTY of pizza in this game... Just ask Taric and Mordekaiser.
The Mighty Flea2 votesActually, There is Pizza! Look very carefully in the hole and you can see a sewer with a Pizza and two Syes (not sure how to spell.)
Akesgeroth1 votesWhere is my Delivery Girl Sivir? Replace her chakram with a pizza and there you go! Hell, when she ults, she should yell "UNDER 30 MINUTES OR IT'S FREE!"
Flawless Fetus1 votesWhat about Taric's pizza feet?
Chicken4dinner1 votesTF needs to be a part of the pizza delivery team
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