if Jesus was a champion who would he be?

Soraka.

They're both fictional. They both heal stuff.

Well I don't think he'd be in league he's a lover not a fighter..

A mid lane utility mage. Probably with long range.

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If this was a "muhammad" thread it would be taken down within minutes.