I say I'm split pushing and my team mates get themselves caught in a 4v5.
Tell them you're splitting. Make sure they're in position to work off your split. If they get caught in a 4v5 you should just push. If one of them dies then you going back wont help so force them to go back as well. Make sure everything is set for you to split before you do it.
I steal Baron 1v5 with a cleaver and run for my life then my team gets themselves killed while I'm healing up in base.
So the enemy team just finished fighting baron(Yes, they got it stolen but still) and your team manages to lose a 4v5 directly after that? You guys were insanely behind from the start then and probably would've lost even with you there.
Teemo Support
Works just they never think about what support this is effective against and 9/10 times it's against someone it doesnt work well against
Team mates changing their champion in the last few seconds of champ select after I pick a specific champion to synergize with them.
Unless you're duo or with a full out premade dont worry about trying to synergize much..It's not likely to happen in solo que. The only thing people think about in champ select is "how can I win my lane' They don't care for anything more.
Nidalee support.
People still do this?
Being stuck in support with an AD Carry that never follows up my harass or CC then gets themselves killed for no reason.
If you're harassing and ccing and the enemy ADC still has the ability to kill yours than you weren't really harassing or ccing them. That or you both got outplayed super hard.
Team captains ignoring my ban suggestions, not first-picking them, then b*tching when they're getting wrecked by God Tier champions.
Ignoring bans- maybe your bans are considered stupid to them. Opinions are what they are and he is first pick sooo yah
Not first picking- they dont have to pick what you tell them to..wait your turn
Getting wrecked-I agree people shouldn't whine so much but there are 0 God Tier champions in this game. The only champion in the game that can reach literal God Tier is poppy and that's so far into the game after so much hardship you probably will never see it.
This is more-so a butthurt thread than "annoy me" rant