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Me: Dude, you should build a Blade of the Ruined King vs. the Mundo. He's got 4k HP. ADC: Stfu ADC: You know what else counters hp? damage ADC: nub Me: But Blade gives more damage per auto attack ADC: it has 25 f***ing AD u bronze scrub
Me: Jungler, I think you should build tank items. The ADC and I have enough damage to wipe out their entire team alone. But the ADC needs time to do damage. We just need you to be a meatshield. Jungler: But I want to do damage. Me: We need you to build tank so that we can win the game. Our toplaner is not tanky enough to survive their attacks. Jungler: Screw you guys, I'm feeding.
"ffs"
Jungler who died while ganking:"liss y the fuck didnt u ult me" Me:"Because I can't cast it on allies?" Jungler:"um no rito buffed it" Jungler:"you can cast it on allies and heals them now stupid noob"
I swear, people need to read the patch notes properly.
After escaping the enemy team as Udyr by running from bottom lane, through their base, and out top lane.
[Enemy Riven]: They really need to nerf that champion's shield and mobility. That's just broken.
Me 5 years ago: I believe riot will fix all these poppy bugs. They can make good decisions and care about their playerbase.
ah vayne!! sorry. my bad. i didn't get there in time
stpit
sport
sport? league is frustrating sometimes i agree
dumpas suprt, dot stealkreeps
i wasn't even there to!! steal your creeps!!
wrent three to help me either, dumpas spit, im fd all no kids
"OMFG why didn't you ban Ezreal?" - 2 patches after Runeglaive got gutted for non-junglers.
Yasuo: "I hate you Zilean"
ADC and Support: "Malphite where is your ult?" , "Malph its called your ult, try using it"
ADC in all chat: "Report stupid Malph doesn't know how to Ult"
Me: "I was dead, i died Top lane just before that fight"
Enemy: "He wasn't even there, i killed him up here genius"
ADC in all chat: "He has tele doesn't use it"
Me in all chat: "I WAS DEAD"
Enemy: "lol what part of i killed him did you not get?"
I'm not going to lie, this happens to me almost every time i play Malphite
My team "OMFG why you not pick adc and support bot wtf reported"
Moron in my last game- "Maybe if you didn't complain, your game would go better." Because somehow, the things you say affect how you as an individual play. Logic.
Or better yet- Report Ekko for no skin. Its a joke? It was never funny. Just stupid.
playing Jax top and is fed af solo triple kills the other team after most of our team dies
Teammate: /all f*ck this jax rep him Enemy player: /all wait why? hes doing rly well Teammate: /all went for kills instead of baron noob
Me thinking to myself: I just soloed more than half their team after you died on a bad initiate. Sit your ass down and let me do my thing xD
Me: Go away Enemy Mid laner: I'm sorry ((This was after a 4 man gank before the game even started))
After the game: Enemy jungler: It was Ez's idea, not mine Enemy Mid laner: Yea lol Me: Cri
"mages are so shit right now"
"report malphite, hes building like a jungler and not a tank" directed at me for malphite jungle about 2 seasons ago
"if i gank your lane it will only make it harder for you" says a shaco playing ai intermediate 3v3
"If we focus their tanks, the rest of their team will die quickly after."
Random Teammate: Why did you pick Graves mid ?
I swear to god, people in the community crack me up.
0/5 Katarina after a lane against Heimerdinger: "Give me all the kills, i can carry this match"
When people say the 5.22 patch is stupid and thats the only reason they are losing.
That moment when you remember people saying stupid stuff in your matches, but you can't remember what...
Sadness...
