If you are smurfing...

Nin10do0014··255 votes·12,745 views
  1. I don't want to hear that you are smurfing
  2. You must still respect Pick Order
  3. I want to improve, not have easy, free, undeserved wins.
  4. You had better be smurfing to learn something, like an off-role or a new champion.
  5. Don't even think about trash-talking; you willingly played with people of lower skill.
  6. Don't you dare say you are "carrying" us for whatever reason. You're having fun yourself by abusing lower skilled players.

Edit: #6 thanks to alcatrazEscapee

113 Comments

hh the thinker44 votes
  1. most don't just say they are, but they shouldn't anyways so I agree.
  2. I agree
  3. it's good that you are like that.
  4. I agree
  5. makes no sense when people trash talk in general

out of all these points, I think everyone should follow them even if they aren't smurfing even.

Leti the Yeti18 votes

trash talk is fun as hell when the mood between the 2 teams is just right all about the perceived tone and responses can turn a seemingly boring 1 way stomp into a hilarious game

Trash talk is used in entertainment like.. u know the LCS we love it when Dyrus and Doublelift talks shit

Only Play Darius21 votes

A one-way stomp is never fun. It's the last situation in which I want to be talking to the enemy team, and trash talking the losing team is just asking for a toxic response.

Leti the Yeti10 votes

http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/1733649395/217735621?tab=overview

This was a fking hilarious game

We coulda probably ended the game 20 minutes ago They could have surrendered 30 mintues ago but we choose to just ran around doing dumb shit for 50minutes and bm each other lmao

It's no fun when either side is stern, angry, defeatist etc. Even the losing side can make the situation cheerful it gets fun when the stomping side allows it

I Main Swain2 votes

I think you misunderstood his comment. unless im mistaken, he isn't referring to flat out trash talk, but teasing and messing around. personally, I have matches all the time where it's a completely 1 way game, even ones where I had 3 people dc, but when you stop taking the game super seriously and just have fun, you end up enjoying the game quite a bit. all it takes is the right attitude. now granted, some comments shouldn't be made joking or not (half because there is sadly no such thing as a sarcasm font), but there's no harm in just joking around with the enemy team, ESPECIALLY if some of those jokes are at your own expense.

Only Play Darius1 votes

I see what you are saying, I guess in normals it is pretty fun. But if it's ranked and you try to say anything to me at all while i'm losing because I have 2 afk's, expect an extremely toxic response.

It's one thing to get outplayed, everyone makes mistakes. It's another thing when you get put up against a diamond smurf who is roflstomping your team, because you never really stood a chance to begin with anyway, might as well ask the smurf for advice on how to improve. But when I am losing a ranked game because of something out of my control (AFK's, trolls, intentional feeders) I am already enraged, and anything the enemy says to me that sounds the slightest bit taunting is going to set me off.

I Main Swain1 votes

like I said, that's why you gotta be careful how you do it. theres no sarcasm font, so you gotta make it really obvious when youre joking. for example, if I pounce on someone as rengar and it completely backfires or im stupid and just let them get away, I can all chat "I just wanted to see the fear in your eyes", that's fine. thats fun.

Kapppaccino1 votes

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I see what you are saying, I guess in normals it is pretty fun. But if it's ranked and you try to say anything to me at all while i'm losing because I have 2 afk's, expect an extremely toxic response.

It's one thing to get outplayed, everyone makes mistakes. It's another thing when you get put up against a diamond smurf who is roflstomping your team, because you never really stood a chance to begin with anyway, might as well ask the smurf for advice on how to improve. But when I am losing a ranked game because of something out of my control (AFK's, trolls, intentional feeders) I am already enraged, and anything the enemy says to me that sounds the slightest bit taunting is going to set me off.

.-. amigo..no...just no... a loss should never make u angry. just laugh it off and tell urself " lol if it was 5v5 i would carry!" or some motivational bulshit like that. play league happily :) as it was intended

AbrahamBaconham4 votes

I think he's referring to what's know as "friendly banter."

Trash talk is rubbing your victory in your opponent's face. It's saying "GG, ez" at the end of a match and does not belong in any kind of competitive event.

Friendly banter is making jokes with your opponent, making light of what, at the end of the day, really is just a video game. It's making fun of your own mistakes just as much as your opponents, and can turn a really shitty experience into a fun time for everyone. Because that's what this is all about, isn't it? Just relaxing and having fun with people in a game we all love.

Kuroi8615 votes

You've got to watch it though. If one person isn't having fun, your trash talking is just making it worse.

Blind Drunk2 votes

I know that your post was disliked by a lot of people, but I agree with it.

I don't think the right word you were looking for was Trash Talking, but more of a comment that leads towards a Competitive Gesture. Not something to put them down.

Lots of times, I will call people an asshole, but because they did something good. Like if a fed Nidalee hit me from max range and I died or lost a ton of my health, I would say "You asshole xD". Of course, the emoticon makes it all better ;)

Leti the Yeti2 votes

actually it was like +4 just like night lmao perhaps trash talking isnt the right word but it's closest (i think) and I do encourage this sort of interaction between 2 teams it's like you're assholes too each other but in the bestfriend sort of way the other day, the other team called me a nigger when I was playing teemo We all knew what kind of tone it was said in and it was just hilarious

the interaction is healthy people who stomp get abit more out of that than just free ip for those that dont enjoy 2 shotting the other team, you can have all sorts of other fun people who are stomped vent out feelings not through malice toward each other but in a joking sort of malice toward the other team. The game ends uplifting, it was a fun game rather than a bad game

the mood is just too good ;o sadly, you will never get there if everyone on the rift is silent someone has to instigate it, usually through trash talk and that's totally a risk I'm willing to take, on one hand everyone will hate me.. dont care i'l; just mute on the other hand, the games 20x more fun when it pays off

Aria Valkyrie14 votes

Also,

  1. If you're smurfing and find a bunch of new players that do some rather. . . questionable things. . . (Caitlyn ult under tower with no minions, bright idea on my part) tell them how to do it better. We all start somewhere, and giving someone a leg up through some pro(ish) advice goes a long way to making people enjoy the game.
  2. Step one applies to the other team as well. help out the ones who have no clue what they're doing
  3. Don't be that guy. You know the guy. Don't do it
  4. Be friendly. You know what this community is like. a little bit of friendliness works wonders for those who are struggling (shoutout to the hella chill peeps in ai games)
  5. If all else fails, refer to step three. be the person Braum would want you to be
Blind Drunk4 votes

Make sure for #1, you don't boss the people around. A lot of newer people are Younger, and they might take the comment wrong. Make sure you come across people nicely, and not demanding.

Aria Valkyrie2 votes

^ This is important. Be the helping hand, not the dictator. Encourage positive behavior, and show it when you assist them.

Have a biscuit item 2010

Mimy13 votes

Wanna know what champions looks like a smurf(Ettes?) without a skin? Tristana (Gunny smurf.. well before rework she was more blue..) and Poppy (POP-Y Smurf) xD

I like to tease Nid players... when they go into cougar form...

Tristana :Azreal, you know you wont get me!

Same responce every time No nid player gets the joke..

Nidalee : Huh? (Meow)

Malzahar : Azreal, you lazy cat! why don't you ever get me a SMURF! BAH! Have to do it myself..

Tristana :Pop-y smurf! Gargamalz is at botlane!

Poppy : Uses magical powers to teleport to botlane

KaisadiIIa11 votes

The very truth has been spoken.

Gavran3 votes

this is what your thumbnail looked like to me js

metaworldpeace106 votes

Can we also make it a rule that all Leblanc, Zed and Lee Sin mains, regardless of them being smurfs or not, to not say in all chat "outplayed scrub" I mean, come on its so easy to outplay anyone with LB/Zed/Lee.

Fazuzu2 votes

you mean out click, outplay would require more thought involved than those faceroll champs.

Divewing2 votes

Can we also make it a rule that all Leblanc, Zed and Lee Sin mains players, regardless of them being smurfs or not, to not say in all chat "outplayed scrub"~~ I mean, come on its so easy to outplay anyone with LB/Zed/Lee.~~ fixed

Sirin Gioro6 votes

"me is diemend smerf pls let me mid me carry" An ally has been slain An ally has been slain Enemy killing spree An enemy is legendary "me is diemend but me no jungler plressure!!!!!! where is juggle pressure!!! noob jungle, report, kill urself"

but ya just don't tell me that ur smurfing, you're just going to make me play worse ://////////////////////////

Kikirino6 votes

I have a smurf so I want to address some of these points.

  1. If I try to give someone advice on stuff like last hitting and build and they get bitchy because "I don't need advice from a level 5" I will link my plat account. Otherwise... yeah... no one gives a shit if you are smurfing or not.

  2. Try to communicate with your team so that everyone gets something they are comfortable with > blindly following pick order. I have given up my best role so that someone else could have their's even though I was higher pick. I can play any role decently but I prefer jungle. If Jungle and mid is left and I pick first and the other player says they can't play mid well I should take it. Teamwork > Pick Order.

  3. You can always learn from playing against or with a smurf. If you aren't improving that is your fault. Not the smurf's.

  4. I smurf because there is no meta at low levels and I want to play what is fun instead of what is strong. You have no right to tell someone how to play their game.

  5. Why is this exclusive for smurfs? How about don't talk shit in general?

4262875 votes

Every game I have ever played has 9 smurfs and me. Pls.

ABlueQuaker3 votes

Only time I bring up that I'm smurfing is when someone actually starts abusing me. Then I just link my LoLKing after the game or tell them to look at the smurf account's ranked stats and that's as far as it goes. They only have to look at my 75% win rate on that account (the smurf account) to know that I'm clearly of a higher skill bracket than them.

Xaihady20 votes

So you're just using your stats to assert superiority and let them know how much better than them you are. Disgusting....

HowellKat2 votes

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when someone actually starts abusing me.

But it was OK for the original trash talker?

Divewing2 votes

What's disgusting is that even though he knows hes better he lets it get to him and shoves it down the dudes face anyway

Orders3 votes

The whole idea of smurfing seems very unethical. People are making accounts just so they can have an easy time farming off new players? Doesn't seem like the best reason to make a smurf. I understand making new accounts if you're moving to a new region or something but there's hardly any legitimate reason to make a smurf without making you sound like an ass. If you want to learn a new champ then try bot games or suck it up because don't expect to automatically win with champs that you have not completely mastered. Losing is just apart of competition.

I don't expect people to be very ethical on the internet, though.

alcatrazEscapee3 votes
  1. Don't you dare say you are "carrying" us for whatever reason. Your having fun yourself by abusing lower skilled players.
Nin10do00141 votes

Giving credit to that one

PoisonedPeace2 votes

If someone claims to be smurfing, I almost never listen to them. About 80% of the time, it turns out to be a 2 year old kid that just rages all game and goes 2/10.

  1. I don't care whether someone is smurfing or not. Nothing is different for me, and I will pick/ban and play no different than I would otherwise.
  2. I will pick/ban the same champs I would normally, and I don't give a fk if you think Nid is op. Nobody plays her in S4.
  3. I couldn't agree more with this. I hate games where 1 person dominates or loses the game singlehandedly.
  4. If they're smurfing to smash low elo players, I'll just split push usually to avoid being part of the arrogance and insecurity.
  5. If anyone ever says anything that makes me so much as think negative thoughts, I mute them immediately. I hate this community. lol
alagore12 votes

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If someone claims to be smurfing, I almost never listen to them. About 80% of the time, it turns out to be a 2 year old kid that just rages all game and goes 2/10.

  1. I don't care whether someone is smurfing or not. Nothing is different for me, and I will pick/ban and play no different than I would otherwise.
  2. I will pick/ban the same champs I would normally, and I don't give a fk if you think Nid is op. Nobody plays her in S4.
  3. I couldn't agree more with this. I hate games where 1 person dominates or loses the game singlehandedly.
  4. If they're smurfing to smash low elo players, I'll just split push usually to avoid being part of the arrogance and insecurity.
  5. If anyone ever says anything that makes me so much as think negative thoughts, I mute them immediately. I hate this community. lol

To be fair, any two year old that can play league, no matter how badly, is still pretty damn smart for their age.

Fazuzu1 votes

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To be fair, any two year old that can play league, no matter how badly, is still pretty damn smart for their age.

no matter how badly? then any 2 year old could play it. all they need to do is smash their face against the keyboard while waving the mouse around and clicking everywhere.

alagore1 votes

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no matter how badly? then any 2 year old could play it. all they need to do is smash their face against the keyboard while waving the mouse around and clicking everywhere.

So...like riven mains? Jk.

ChromeFluxx2 votes

Today i went into ranked, first game, just after dinner. First thing i see in chat is

  • smurfing
  • leave me a carry role pls So i asked

What is your alternate acc name? (so i could look him up and see if he was worth giving a carry role second pick)

  • SKT T1 Faker

(starts to troll) Why is faker smurfing and getting placed in silver?

  • (doesn't say anything)
  • I have another account too, the name's TSM Bjergsen So we look him up on his main account, and see that he has a 2/7 win rate with fizz in ranked, and has only played games with other champions about 3 times.

We didn't want him to go mid, but he was second pick... so he kind of just made us put him mid. Third pick then locked in with ignite and said "mid."

So he later switched to ad fizz jg, and said Fine i'll jg. Everyone continued to trash talk him while saying sarcastic comments like "Ooh shit, gg, Faker didn't get a carry role."

Fizz got a penta that game and we ended victorious because of it. Sure we might've set him up a bit for the last one, but it was a 5v4, he was there the whole time, and i think he doesn't deserve his 27% win rate.

Aids cuz League2 votes

I don't like Pick Order in draft, it should be about team play, not who is a better rank(And by that I mean, Someone calls Pick Order Summoner 5 is like Peasant Rank, whereas Summoner 1 is like King Rank.) And ive actually had losses because people did Pick order, its how I lose all the time, they call Pick order, can't do a role, then blame the whole team.

Ternt2 votes

I only created a smurf so I could learn how to play TF mid better.. And once I do get better, I'll find another. Playing the same champs I already know how to play well defeats the purpose of having a 2nd account lol.

Sukishoo2 votes
  1. You had better be smurfing to learn something, like an off-role or a new champion.

Why is this here? lol. They can clearly do that on their NOT smurf account. Clearly when most people smurf they are just trying to prove they are AMAZINGLY AWESOME because Oooooo they can take on people that are a lower level.

43161549_DEL5 votes

Some people smurf just so that they can trash talk worse players who are below them and act all superior. they get off to it.

Fazuzu3 votes

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Sukishoo1 votes

I just said that.... you must be blind.

43161549_DEL2 votes

nice job changing your original post. makes me look that the prick now.

Original post was: "Why is this here? lol. They can clearly do that on their NOT smurf account." as well as some other stuff that had been removed when you re-wrote this. So no YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.

Sukishoo1 votes

I never changed anything lol... you're stupid. Trying to make yourself look better, haha. Keep trying.

43161549_DEL1 votes

actually yeah you did. cause until you changed your post I had more upvotes then that. nice try mate. being an ass will not make yourself look better. im done her ciao.

Sukishoo1 votes

LOL. No I did not. You're just stupid and trying to make yourself look smarter, when you're clearly not because "re-changed" lol not a term. Plus you're so obviously a troll.

ciao.

43161549_DEL1 votes

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Sukishoo1 votes

Lol cause you went back and edited it now. You're really sad and pathetic. Stop looking for attention honey. Also, stop saying MATE, you're obviously not British, and on top of that I am not your friend either :)

43161549_DEL1 votes

Actually I am British. So don't jump to conclusions you imbecile. So STFU you are not even smart. I never edited anything in my post? proof I did? Did you screen shot my "post" that happened "before"???? NO you didn't cause there was no post before hand. So child why don't you stop seeking attention and then throwing others under the bus. Here I'll be the adult here. I'm done with this chain. You are an ignorant child who is most likely spoiled so good bye.

Sukishoo1 votes

You're pathetic. I'm an adult, so looks who is jumping to conclusions now. you're just looking for as much attention as you can since you keep coming back when you acted like you were done.

Also, if you're really British why be on the NA server?

On top of that, you don't have proof that I had mine changed, which I never did... you just say I did and go off your "upvote" fan club cause you really are a child acting like those matter.

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