PSA: Your connection and computer are YOUR problem
So stop making them the problem of everyone on your team by playing League
If your internet connection is equivalent to Morse code, League is not the game for you.
If you are having trouble because your bootleg copy of Windows 95 keeps blue screening on you, League is not the game for you
If half of your laning phase every game is spent under your tower complaining "omg 500 ping", League is not the game for you
If your cell phone has more processing power than your computer, League is not the game for you
If you keep having to DC because your Dad needs to use the land line for a phone call, League is not the game for you
If you are still using AOL free disks to pay for your dial-up, League is not the game for you
If your internet connection is measured in kb as opposed to mb, League is not the game for you
If your internet provider is named "the Pony Express", League is not the game for you
League is a game that revolves around having a 2 full teams of 5 people playing their best. If you insist on playing with a crappy connection, you are essentially making YOUR problem the problem of EVERYONE on your team. There are plenty of single player games for you to play. It's not our fault you have a toaster and use the Pony Express as an internet provider
Sorry, not sorry