I did a persuasive speech on "Kill yourself", I used the hot topic on boards as part of the visuals

I was in a game with a 4 man premade once that told me to go kill myself. So I took their advice and proceeded to feed to high hell and when my gold value dropped I would pick up a kill or assist and restart the process.

Morale of the story? Be careful what you wish for.

Post it so we can laugh at you just like your professor did.