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How to get rich quick in League!

Lao Fu the Tiger·4/20/2015, 2:48:33 PM·76 votes·5,618 views

HELLO!

Are you TIRED of feeling poor in League? Does your wallet seem to feel EMPTY every time you go back to base after getting rekt by the enemy Vel'Koz? Feel like QQing because he has while you have at 22 minutes?? Well BOY do I have THE solution for your problems!

Introducing a new REVOLUTIONARY way you can get that gold so that even the hardest of hard counters are peeing their pants in ABSOLUTE TERROR of your immense power! Get ready to cause ABSOLUTE CHAOS on the Rift with...

http://files.jenjobs.com/files/logo/1012376/cs%20logo%202008.jpg

That's right folks,

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CS is your key to success to win lane and win game. That's right, because every time you kill 13 of those little red bastards, that's like getting AN ENTIRE KILL. Wow! Get a boatload of these things, and you will have UNLIMITED ITEMS and INCREDIBLE POWER.

Don't be that lone sucker in bottom lane who gets 4 kills and has 58 CS at 19 minutes with , BE THE 1/3/2 WITH 187 CS AND AND MAYBE BECAUSE YOU HAVE SO MUCH EXTRA GOLD TO SPEND EVEN A BECAUSE YOU'RE A MAN.

Disclaimer: Following this advice may make you feel so manly you contract Nasus-syndrome, a rare but serious side effect in which you farm so much to get your items that you completely and utterly neglect your team and throw the game by not using the items you've been buying with excess gold to kick ass in teamfights.

45 Comments

S H A Y C 04/20/2015, 2:53:00 PM29 votes

wow! this is revolutionary!!!!! How does one...."CS?"

50000000000000004/20/2015, 3:59:20 PM24 votes

Caitlyn

BECAUSE YOU'RE A MAN

Yorukin4/20/2015, 5:34:35 PM23 votes

"Before I had CS, I was poor. I could barely even afford a item 1036 , much less an entire item 3153 . But now, with the amazing help of CS, I've got all I need to carry and more! Thanks, CS!"

Okay, shoot's over, where's my paycheck?

Raw4/20/2015, 9:04:00 PM22 votes

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rebound24/20/2015, 8:30:06 PM13 votes

How to Actually Get Rich Quick in League Step 1: Play OP mid laners. Step 2: Get into Challenjour (Challenger if you live outside of North America). Step 3: Have Senpai Rito Games notice you. Step 4: Show off your mad skillz to Senpai Rito Games. Step 5: Hope that you are accepted into the Korean LCS (this step is very important). Step 6: Win the World Championship. This is a rather easy step, so make sure to bring a cool beverage with you to drink while you get carried by your Korean teammates in-game. Step 7: Trick your teammates into gambling away all their money from Worlds on a game of dice. (Make sure you bring the dice, and make sure they're loaded dice.) Step 8: Optional If your teammates find out it was a trick, leave Korea and start a new life. Don't forget to make "Kappa" your last name, it will throw them off if they attempt to search for you. Step 9: Spend your quick and easy to get money.

Disclaimer: In undertaking this journey to get rich quick in League of Legends if you experience any of the following while following these steps, I, MrYorky, am not responsible: Dick stuck in toaster, gagged and drowned by Koreans, being killed by the Korean mafia, shanked while gambling with loaded dice, arrested while attempting to leave the country, and/or being stomped on by your thousands of fans while exiting the World Championship stadium.

Only Play Darius4/21/2015, 1:31:02 AM7 votes

Here's a satisfied customer ready to give testimonials!: Nasus

IcyPepper4/20/2015, 8:35:14 PM2 votes

Wow, Lao Fu, that's amazing! But what if I play a support? How do I get rich then?

BeautifulBlanket4/20/2015, 7:57:36 PM1 votes

Lol. Nice post OP

mοno4/20/2015, 3:51:46 PM1 votes

pics or gtfo

Pikmints4/20/2015, 11:08:29 PM1 votes

Veigar Nasus Sion We can only show you the importance of CSing. You must take it upon yourself to carry out that task.

Virgin Ray4/20/2015, 11:38:18 PM1 votes

I seriously thought that CS was some kind of paid program things where DVDs would teach you how to earn IP fast.

DarkFaun Fortes4/20/2015, 11:53:33 PM1 votes

The disclaimer made me "LOL"

SpecterVonBaren4/21/2015, 1:25:17 AM1 votes

How does the Caitlyn have 187 cs if she's been killed 3 times?

Keterroc4/21/2015, 1:48:26 AM1 votes

i'm done

i cannot even

(But I need to start doing that No Runes/Masteries thing, haven't tried that yet. Kudo c:)

Chespin20134/21/2015, 6:44:12 AM1 votes

am i the only here that is reminded of billy mayes when i read this post i loved his commercials

Bouffon dAnglais4/21/2015, 12:14:58 PM1 votes

Doctors hate him!

arcinex4/21/2015, 12:24:26 PM1 votes

It this legit? Plz respond

Kappa

Jambulija4/20/2015, 4:00:19 PM1 votes

Im translating this for my friend!

76Summers4/21/2015, 3:00:46 PM1 votes

Graves in bottom lane who gets 4 kills and has 58 CS at 19 minutes....you been watching my games????

Aerothal4/20/2015, 6:45:48 PM1 votes

cant argue with truth 10/10

Mistress Madoka4/20/2015, 7:34:04 PM1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Lao Fu the Tiger,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=1x4Xhrol,comment-id=,timestamp=2015-04-20T14:48:33.933+0000) Disclaimer: Following this advice may make you feel so manly you contract Nasus-syndrome, a rare but serious side effect in which you farm so much to get your items that you completely and utterly neglect your team and throw the game by not using the items you've been buying with excess gold to kick ass in teamfights.

This has been my Complaint to Nasus Mains for years.