Are You First Pick And Hate Winning Games?
I have the perfect champion for you! 
But mah stacks?! STFU Doge!
Want to have 20cs at 10minutes? Don't worry! Your lane opponent is going to be loaded with poke and CC to send you running every time you walk up to that frozen lane.
Can you Ban Nasus? Fucks No! I want my enemies to make my freelo picks for me!