When someone says in game "lol I'm high"

Señor Karthus·Sep 16, 2015·84 votes·7,472 views

What I picture http://www.sudocrem.co.uk/antiseptic-healing-cream/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Childrens-favourite-pc-games.jpg

63 Comments

VerxintSep 16, 201541 votes

I'm almost always high in game.

I just don't tell anyone. Cause nobody cares. And it's not an excuse for doing terribly.

ShaftyMegeeSep 17, 20151 votes

Indeed

jëwSep 17, 20153 votes

This is pretty accurate. Being high is no excuse for playing bad, usually I do better, but I do make some pretty poor decisions sometimes.

TwitchInMyPantsSep 17, 20158 votes

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I'm almost always high in game.

I just don't tell anyone. Cause nobody cares. And it's not an excuse for doing terribly.

Secret to winning - Smoke a bowl to reduce chance of tilting, pick Pantheon and use epic skillshots. Initiate dubstep ignite.

LeeDarkSep 17, 20152 votes

You have no idea how right you are. My biggest problem is my tendency to get pissed off in game. High... that never happens.

MeesterMooSep 17, 20155 votes

my papy drinks marihuana drugs

ShaftyMegeeSep 18, 20152 votes

I love the weed sodas and coffies :)

Kitty DarkstarSep 17, 201523 votes

But if I'm high, and you're high.... then who's flying the plane?

VerandureSep 17, 201525 votes

Sum Ting Wong, of course.

DreamspitterSep 17, 201515 votes

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Sum Ting Wong, of course.

And copilots Ho Lee Fuk, and Wi To Lo

QuortSep 17, 20157 votes

Don't forget Bang Ding Ow!

MarhsallLee67Sep 17, 20151 votes

Fuck, I remember when this happened. Did literally nobody look over the names more than 2 seconds before airing them?

QuortSep 18, 20151 votes

I don't recall exactly, but I believe someone edited it as a joke and it somehow made it to the anchorwoman. It was in poor taste but still funny. :/

Small TiddiesSep 18, 20152 votes

Lee Sang

TurquoiseYoshiSep 16, 201512 votes

lol im high on teh dwugz

MarhsallLee67Sep 17, 20155 votes

I just drank like, 7 cocaines.

LCS DoubleVisionSep 17, 20158 votes

People still find it cool to be high? lol.. Never thought killing brain cells was cool let alone something to brag about but eh well..

SinlaireSep 17, 20151 votes

You must not have been around when it was considered cool to take bong rips on voice chat when playing call of duty or world of warcraft.

It was hilarious the first time. until the fad continued for months and all you hear is some bro taking a pull while you're mid raid or hard fought CTF ( capture the flag) match.

LCS DoubleVisionSep 17, 20153 votes

I was and I thought they were just as stupid for doing it.. Bragging about getting high is probably one of the most stupid things people do.. but then again I can't really blame them, they are killing lots of brain cells so they don't know any better.

... HEY GUYS! I'm HIGH RIGHT NOW HUURR DURRR... is just as stupid as me saying .. HEY GUYS! I"M GETTING SO WE'LL HYDRATED RIGHT NOW! .. DISCUSS!

LightcatSep 17, 20154 votes

I'm not trying to antagonize you, but "Killing brain cells" is just a scary catch phrase they tell children, in order to glaze over the actual effects of a wide variety of substances, because the true physical effects are too complicated to convey to ten year olds. You can think being high is "uncool" if you want, just... you know, you oughta know what you're talking about if you're going to rip on something. Maybe read some medical journals about the most popular drugs.

LCS DoubleVisionSep 17, 20156 votes

The effects of weed does what the majority of other drugs do including alcohol. The reason people get that high sensation is because what is happening is you are actually robbing your brain of oxygen. This is why people get headaches and hangovers because of dehydration and lack of oxygen to the brain. Your brain consists of a lot of water, water + oxygen. This is why people who drink enough water don't get as big of hang overs and people who drink water when they have a hang over clear up faster than someone who doesn't.

To say weed has no negative effect on your brain is to be in denial. I know many people who look , act, sound different from becoming a pot head and I have seen tons of stories where people have died from smoking weed that was laced, or was high and driving and got in a car wreck.

I am actually very very up to date on the negative effects of weed, I have 3 people in my family who work in the medical field and deal with this type of stuff everyday.. where did you get your info wiki or google where someone else came up with the answers on their own?

Marijuana has both short- and long-term effects on the brain.

Short-term effects

When a person smokes marijuana, THC quickly passes from the lungs into the bloodstream. The blood carries the chemical to the brain and other organs throughout the body. The body absorbs THC more slowly when the person eats or drinks it. In that case, the user generally feels the effects after 30 minutes to 1 hour.

THC acts on specific brain cell receptors that ordinarily react to natural THC-like chemicals in the brain. These natural chemicals play a role in normal brain development and function.

Marijuana overactivates parts of the brain that contain the highest number of these receptors. This causes the "high" that users feel. Other effects include:

altered senses (for example, seeing brighter colors)
altered sense of time
changes in mood
impaired body movement
difficulty with thinking and problem-solving
impaired memory

Long-term effects

Marijuana also affects brain development. When marijuana users begin using as teenagers, the drug may reduce thinking, memory, and learning functions and affect how the brain builds connections between the areas necessary for these functions.

Marijuana’s effects on these abilities may last a long time or even be permanent.

According to a recent study, fatal car crashes involving pot use have tripled in the U.S.

“Currently, one of nine drivers involved in fatal crashes would test positive for marijuana,

Researchers found that marijuana played an increasing role in fatal traffic accidents.Driving while high accounted for more than 28 percent of traffic deaths.

http://huzlers.com/young-college-student-dies-from-marijuana-overdose/

http://www.livescience.com/51650-edible-marijuana-death.html

I could list thousands more like this where weed was the contributing factor..

LightcatSep 19, 20151 votes

I didn't say that it had no effect on the brain. I said it didn't "kill brain cells". There's a huge difference between a substance having an **effect **on your brain, and actually creating cell death.

Additionally, copy/pasting text from drugabuse.gov isn't exactly citing an unbiased source. In terms of your family being in the medical field, so what? My uncle is a dentist. Do you know what I know about dentistry and oral health, aside from "brush twice every day"? ....Absolutely nothing. It doesn't matter if the entirety of your extended family are well awarded medical professionals. YOU have to know what you're talking about, and you clearly don't.

Battlecast SonaSep 17, 20152 votes

reminder that marijuana is safer and causes less injury and death than alcohol or cigarettes

LCS DoubleVisionSep 17, 20153 votes

Wrong , there are More documented car crashes & deaths caused by weed than alcohol.. Plus many people who smoke weed go on to bigger drugs which is why weed is considered a gateway drug. Plus it does have negative affects on the body and brain, maybe not as much as cigarettes but then again cigarettes don't turn me into a stoner or give me the munchies to fill my body with even more unhealthy stuff.

Battlecast SonaSep 17, 20153 votes

http://www.medicaldaily.com/marijuana-vs-alcohol-effects-psychoactive-drugs-have-physical-and-mental-health-332094

"Marijuana and alcohol are often pitted up against each other in an effort to determine which one is the healthier vice. Marijuana smokers are usually quick to cite smokers incur fewer deaths than drinkers, which is to say there are currently no reported deaths from simply smoking weed. The Huffington Post cited “a marijuana smoker would have to consume 20,000 to 40,000 times the amount of THC in a joint in order to be at risk of dying.”

This isn’t the case for alcohol. The World Health Organization (WHO) found 3.3 million deaths in 2012 were attributed to alcohol consumption. And recently, a comparative assessment published in Scientific Reports found alcohol to be 114 times more deadly than marijuana.

That marijuana doesn’t lead to as many deaths as alcohol does doesn’t mean it’s without any serious side effects. At the end of the day, both are considered to be psychoactive drugs that affect mental processes and cognition when taken or administered, WHO reported.

Here’s a closer look what goes on inside a marijuana smoker versus an alcohol drinker:"

Please do some research before you spout bullshit on the internet.

LCS DoubleVisionSep 17, 20153 votes

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http://www.medicaldaily.com/marijuana-vs-alcohol-effects-psychoactive-drugs-have-physical-and-mental-health-332094

"Marijuana and alcohol are often pitted up against each other in an effort to determine which one is the healthier vice. Marijuana smokers are usually quick to cite smokers incur fewer deaths than drinkers, which is to say there are currently no reported deaths from simply smoking weed. The Huffington Post cited “a marijuana smoker would have to consume 20,000 to 40,000 times the amount of THC in a joint in order to be at risk of dying.”

This isn’t the case for alcohol. The World Health Organization (WHO) found 3.3 million deaths in 2012 were attributed to alcohol consumption. And recently, a comparative assessment published in Scientific Reports found alcohol to be 114 times more deadly than marijuana.

That marijuana doesn’t lead to as many deaths as alcohol does doesn’t mean it’s without any serious side effects. At the end of the day, both are considered to be psychoactive drugs that affect mental processes and cognition when taken or administered, WHO reported.

Here’s a closer look what goes on inside a marijuana smoker versus an alcohol drinker:"

Please do some research before you spout bullshit on the internet.

LOL... you are getting your info off google which shows you don't even know anything, you need to get your info from someone else to even debate. I have 3 family member in the medical field and I will be going into it also.. so you have no room to talk..

Your logic is like saying , Yesterday at a basketball game the new reporter said this and I'm telling you that he is wrong because I was actually there and seen it happen.

Trust me I trump you on every aspect of the medical field, your argument is your opinion... (well someone else's opinion) Mine is fact.

Battlecast SonaSep 18, 20151 votes

LOL.

Information from the internet (which is updated way more consistently than your "medical information" from your "3 family members in the medical field") is way, WAY more reliable than what you've got. I once dated a guy whose mom was a nurse who told me that marijuana overdoses were real and THAT YOU COULD INJECT MARIJUANA INTO YOUR VEINS. Being a medical professional means absolutely nothing.

Additionally, and hilariously enough for you, I actually WORK in the medical field. Stop acting like using the internet as a resource is somehow inferior to some sort of "human" knowledge, especially considering most people's base's of "human" knowledge are faulty (as they include hearsay and speculation by either the medical "professional" in question or someone they know).

LightcatSep 19, 20151 votes

Don't even reply to this person anymore. His first sentence to me was "The reason people get that high sensation is because what is happening is you are actually robbing your brain of oxygen."

If that doesn't remove any credibility he had, then nothing does. You might as well be arguing with a brick wall. I think he's a troll, anyway. Call it faith in humanity, but I don't genuinely believe anyone could write as well as this person has written, and actually believe the things he's saying.

DreamspitterSep 17, 20157 votes

Khazix on peyote tripping standing in jungle saying he was captivated by his bottled water
Lux on acid talking about visuals
Karma stoned out of her mind "sorry boys taking bong hits"

Met them all

SinlaireSep 17, 20152 votes

Played a game with a nami earlier this week.

went afk at about the 1:00 mark because she was gonna "smoke a dab"

didnt make it back until about 3:00 and was so damn high i had to practically beg her to heal me and land a bubble with her words. "sorry. i'm so high right now."

we won. she eventually starting finding her buttons, but the other lanes had to carry well enough that come roaming phase i could pick up kills before i couldnt get any work done. Draven only does so well when his supp cant find their heal and misses every bubble.

DreamspitterSep 17, 20155 votes

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Played a game with a nami earlier this week.

went afk at about the 1:00 mark because she was gonna "smoke a dab"

didnt make it back until about 3:00 and was so damn high i had to practically beg her to heal me and land a bubble with her words. "sorry. i'm so high right now."

we won. she eventually starting finding her buttons, but the other lanes had to carry well enough that come roaming phase i could pick up kills before i couldnt get any work done. only does so well when his supp cant find their heal and misses every bubble.

Imagine a Teemo high on his own supply, http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WaBjFkleWec/hqdefault.jpg http://memecrunch.com/meme/1VRUO/high-teemo/image.png?w=500&c=1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYcntdAgvJg

SinlaireSep 17, 20154 votes

honest to god my brother and i quote that video just about every time he plays Karthus.

"it would be a real dick move if i were to pop my ultimate right now. Real dick move......"

DreamspitterSep 17, 20152 votes

Same.

ChaosThiefSep 18, 20151 votes

If you don't, you need to start doing it.

Max AmbitionSep 17, 20151 votes

you forgot groovy zilean, he is my fav lol

Battlecast SonaSep 17, 20151 votes

I only play groovy zilean if I've been smoking. When I'm high I'm basically a Zilean main, because there's something about trolling people with the ult that just feels so... rewarding.

LeeDarkSep 17, 20152 votes

Man... playing Lux on acid would be awesome. I'd ult EVERYWHERE just for the fuck of it.

Carpe VictoriaSep 17, 20154 votes

Every game i get that kid.

DorkunedAurasSep 17, 20153 votes

i have a friend whose skill seems directly proportional to the amount of alcohol he's consumed. I've seen him play fking amazingly with 6 beers in him.

BiffoloSep 17, 20155 votes

I have a similar friend, except his is with pot. He was fucking blasted and dropped a 110 kill game on black ops 2 domination on hijacked. I sat there wondering what in the fuck was going on. He of course used scorestreaks for a good amount of those, but it still blows my mind to this day.

Edit: He also hit gold 5 this week by getting high and randomly picking ezreal, carrying, and now he is an "ezreal main"

HighH1Sep 17, 20153 votes

But but I am High :C

Max AmbitionSep 17, 20153 votes

lol it actually helps me not rage back at the salty people if im chilling

Heretic LunariSep 17, 20153 votes

Bruh, I'm truly high...elo. Just kidding, I don't play ranked.

ZydronSep 17, 20152 votes

Someone once told me they were high and almost hard carried, so I don't care unless they do poorly

Athenes LuluSep 17, 20152 votes

I'm high cuz I needed a booster seat to play on my PC :(

ihaveapotionSep 17, 20152 votes

Im stoned alot lately due to medical issues irl and i do realise i play alot worse but i still try just as hard, sometimes i am completely out of position because i cant multitask-think as well while im busy hitting another champ or cs, i do admit it to the rest of the team that im stoned when the game starts. Usually aram.

I do have to say when you play SR in an orderly position, or games that are very narrowed down to a single focus your performance is actually better while stoned than when sober. I have that with games like final fantasy theathrythm curtain call on the 3ds, i easily run perfect crits on the intermediate difficulty, and can get perfect chains even on ultimate. While sober i cant even complete ultimate songs.

The problem is really with chaos, the more projectiles on the screen the less you know wtf is going on. But i have that already due to my add, i easily lose focus of my position on the screen so combined with weed that really kills it. heh.