If Junglers Were Attornies

Virgin Ray·9/1/2016, 3:49:41 AM·44 votes·1,901 views

Are you struggling in your lane? Are you sick of getting pushed in your own tower and dying? Call 1-800-INEEDAGANK right now and our junglers will be there to help. If you do not get a kill, we won't charge you a CS at all! That's right! No minion tax if we don't get a kill when we gank!

Call right now and we'll give you the kill when we gank your lane, with no minion tax! You heard us! Call now and we'll give you the kill and not tax your lane! Call 1-800-INEEDAGANK now for your free consultation.

44 Comments

Juggernaut6289/1/2016, 3:55:56 AM11 votes

Sped up messages stating how the jungler is not responsible for you losing the game or feeding the enemy laner

That goes right after the last line.

Spaceman5pff9/1/2016, 3:57:17 AM10 votes

Hold on but I tax unless I get the kill

Im an expensive attorney [zombie-nunu-tears]

Finn Teh Human9/1/2016, 5:07:15 AM6 votes

Actually takes the kill, taxes, and doesn't give you blue buff as a non-mana/energy champion

Busty Demoness9/1/2016, 3:55:55 AM4 votes

I had replaced the Lyrics to the JG Wentworth bus commercial to reflect a Jungler's right to smite a buff away from mid laner.

I can't find the flipping comment or video it was commented on.

Edited in Lyrics:

I have a Devourer and I need to farm!

Call Jungle Wentworth! 877 Smite Now!

I have an ADC who wants my red.

Call Jungle Wentworth! 877 Smite Now!

Mid Laner may want your Blue Their poor score and farm means it won't do Smite it readily when they assume

Call Jungle Wentworth! 877 Smite Now!

Jungle Lux God9/1/2016, 5:13:45 PM3 votes

When the jungler counterganks:

http://wallpoper.com/images/00/34/78/94/phoenix-wright_00347894.png

Friendly Ram9/1/2016, 4:07:10 AM3 votes

I laughed harder than i should have at this.

TheMinez9/1/2016, 6:03:32 PM1 votes

As Kog Jungle I just waddle on up to top or mid, turret mode, get a kill, then go back to farming.

aLawfulFalafel9/1/2016, 6:21:55 PM1 votes

Pantheon : i always take the kill, call me and youll have free farm and ill spread my lead to the next lane PS will work pro bono

CookyPrince9/1/2016, 7:01:12 PM1 votes

You tax anyways especially if you're nb3

agbudar9/2/2016, 5:34:10 PM1 votes

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Are you struggling in your lane? Are you sick of getting pushed in your own tower and dying? Call 1-800-INEEDAGANK right now and our junglers will be there to help. If you do not get a kill, we WILL charge you a CS preferentially a siege minion with smite(jungler main)! That's right! minion tax if we dont get a kill when we gank!

Call right now and well give you the kill when we gank your lane, with minion tax! You heard us! Call now and well give you the kill and totally tax your lane! Call 1-800-INEEDAGANK now for your free consultation.

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